Retrograde Ass Face by theastrofiend TAKE 3 Lyrical Video

Retrograde Ass Face by theastrofiend TAKE 3 Lyrical Video

Check my song!!! YouTube link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XHExVWFhrY

Lyrics in video and below:

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde (2x)

Is Chiron squaring your Ascendant

Is your Venus sign in Fall

Your face look like it's in detriment

You don't look like your parents 

at all

Your insides match your outsides

Who do you blame Satan or God?

Do you avoid mirrors?

Do you beat your face 

Like u going to a Monster Ball

Like who do you blame?

Like who do you blame?

Your chart or your dna

Like who do you blame?

For that

Seesaw chart shape face

yuck, eww,that

Outer planet 

Octile, Uranus, 12th House

ugly ass transit ass face

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde (2X)

Like who do you blame?

Your chart or your DNA?

Like who do you blame?

For that

Seesaw chart shape face

yuck, eww,that

Outer planet 

Octile, Uranus, 12th House

Ugly ass transit ass face

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde

Your face Your face

Look like it's in retrograde (REPEAT)

Shout to the retrograde ass faces out there. If you know someone with a retrograde ass face shout them out. Deuces

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theastrofiend Podcast E4 Doreen Virtue, Tarot Cards, Fakeness in the Spiritual Community and Astrology, Death and Much More

NEW PODCAST ALERT

theastrofiend Podcast E4 Doreen Virtue, Tarot Cards, Fakeness in the Spiritual Community and Astrology, Death and Much More

YouTube Link: http://youtu.be/DomS4W_U5tk

theastrofiend Podcast E3 Virgo Archetypes, Messy Virgos and My Opinions on Virgos

theastrofiend Podcast E3 Virgo Archetypes, Messy Virgos and My Opinions on Virgos

If you listened to the first couple of podcasts the audio hasn’t been great. First one I used my phone but there was skipping and missing words. Second podcast: I used my old ass laptop but I don’t like the loud ass fan noises, again my laptop old as fuck. I’m returning back to my phone because the sound is much better/clearer/no annoying background sounds. I don’t know how to control the skipping/missing words and weird loud electronic sounds but please bear with me.

youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuo_nY-NIP8&feature=youtu.be

Virgo Season: Resources on Learning Astrology

Since it's Virgo Season, I thought I will give you some resources on Learning Astrology.

I learned astrology mostly online and through library books. Even so, here are a few of my favorite blogs, websites, forums, and YouTube Channels.

Information and Natal Chart Websites

1.    Astro.com/Astrodienst *****

2.    Café Astrology *****

3.    Alabe.com *****

4.    Chaos Astrology *****

5.    Astro-charts.com *****

6.    Astrology.com

7.    Astrotheme *****
8. Always Astrology.com *****
9. Sasstrology
10. Bob Marks Astrology

My favorite Blogs (in no particular order)

1.    The Astrology Place.com. This blog now has membership fees but some of the articles are still free. I learned A LOT through this website. *****

2.    Astrolocherry (Tumblr mostly)

3.    Mystic Medusa

4.    The Oxford Astrologer

5.    Ohio Astrology

6.    Solaris Astrology *****

7.    Scorpioland.org *****

8.    Skywriter. This blog is known for planet dominant tests.

9.    Elsa Elsa

10.                       StarsMoonandSun

11.                       South Florida Astrologer

Forums

1.    Lindaland *****

2.    Astrologers Weekly *****

YouTube

1.    The Peace Dealer aka Mystic Illuminations *****

2.    Astrolada aka Lada Duncheva *****

3.    Gemini Brown

4.    Alyssa Sharpe *****

5.    Veerle Debruyne

6.    Jewel Mayberry

7.    Doelow Da Pilotman aka Flight Boss

8.    LiveVisionZ.com

9.    Barbara Goldsmith

10.                       Eroshiyda (old school/throwback with Kevin/Dofs1) Random but do some of you guys remember the Dofs1/Alyssa Sharpe drama?

11.                       Modern Cosmic

12.                       KRSchannel

13.                       Penny Astrology

14.                       ScorpioSunScorpioMoon

15.                       Cowgirl Astrologer

16.                       Will Harrison

17.                       Carolyn Mayberry

18.                       Grace Astrology

19.                       Carnary Quill

Books

Linda Goodman’s Sun Signs

Liz Green, Saturn a New Look at an Old Devil

There are many more blogs, vlogger channels, websites, and books but these are the main ones. The one’s with the starred ones are my favorites/from the beginning. This list is seemingly endless, so I may miss a couple.

Shameless promotion plug but I make ASTROcard Astrology Symbols & Vocabulary Flashcards Set. This is a 99 flashcard set that is laminated/double-sided/numbered and includes a lot of astrology information. Zodiac signs, aspects, chart patterns, asteroids, planets. You can find it online at Etsy and Amazon. I also have made a video on how to read natal charts on my ASTROcard YouTube Channel.

I hope all of this is helpful. Enjoy your learning on this fine Virgo/Mercury Ruled Season.