Cancer
is the epitome of butthurtness. So much so, that it puts Scorpio to shame. Here is the definition of butt-hurt
in the dictionary:
Butt-hurt: noun:
An archetype of the zodiac sign, Cancer and all water signs
Synomns:
Scorpio, Pisces, water signs, moon, Drake
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| Look, Mom, I am stuntin' with my boys! |
Not
only that, but there is a picture of Drake
next to this definition. Side note: Though he is a Super Scorpio (with sun, mercury, venus, and pluto in
Scorpio) he has moon in Cancer, which pretty much means he’s inherit the Butt-hurt gene (to the maximum degree). Generally water
signs all possess the butt-hurt gene.
Anyway
aside from the butt-hurtness, Cancers are moody
forever pms-ing (men included) needy sissy-pants. Cancers are always
crying, always moody, always venting, like shut the fuck up.
There
are only two things a Cancer is good for. One is body warmth (generally this is
because they are lazy home-bodied fat
fucks, plus Cancer women have
big titties).
The
second thing is food (they are bomb ass
cookers). Cancers are good cooks because they have unhealthy obsession with
their family, particularly their mother, to the point where it borders incest.
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I bet if a Cancer’s mom was cremated,
that Cancer will have sex with her ashes. |
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| The Irony of this photo is that rapper 50 cent is a Cancer. |
Cancer
will do anything for their family and close ones, including killing for them (or killing them).
Though Cancers are sissies, the oxymoron is they are also secretly violent and thuggish. I read somewhere that Cancer
makes up the most arrests for violent
crimes (crime of passion).
The moon (aka luna) rules over the sign Cancer. Luna aka Lunatic, these people are the
real nuts of the zodiac and are bat-shit crazy. Don’t mess with them because as
a cardinal water sign they are liable
to do something.
If you haven’t yet realized this Cancers, these are
the reasons why your sign ain’t shit.
