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Gemini, gemini, gemini, gemini. I think there
should be a new mental disorder, called Gemini. this disorder is a mixture of
bipolar disorder, depression, schizophrenia, dissociative personality disorder,
borderline personality, AHDH, hypochondriac etc.. Well no etc. just look
through the DSM V, retitle it
and label it “Gemini” and you
will perfectly describe Gemini.
By
the way I wrote Gemini four times
because I am talking to all of Gemini’s split personalities and their split
personalities’ personalities. I won't even get to their split personalities’ personalities'
personalities.
Gemini
is that sign that is everywhere. Look through various online sites and boards
and you will find at least one username that has “Gemini” in it. Whether it be Sexygemini1, da/gemini-bitch,
geminiluv1. Gemini is one the few signs that is everywhere, talks the most,
annoys people the most, and still manages to be incognito. There game puts Scorpio
to shame. #no shade.
The
funniest thing about it is that Gemini DOES
NOT AT ALL try to be incognito. They actually do the opposite. They talk
too much, gossip, reveal everything about themselves. Whether it be about their various sex
tapes and ratchet sex-escapades that they are self-promoting, various stays in
mental institutions and DUIs’ arrests that they are bragging about. all the
drugs, alien abductions, and zany, crazy shit that they been through. Gemini's
literally have a NONE, LITERALLY ZERO
SECRETS. But at the same time, you happen to not know nothing about
them. AT ALL
It’s
like their words enter into this black hole. Whatever words they spew is sucked
into this large cosmic vacuum cleaner that cleans up whatever the fuck they threw
up on us. As quickly as words enters the atmosphere, the quicker it disappears.
This is called the “Gemini Black Hole Effect”.
This
is part of what makes them so mental.
They are frustrated because they know that whatever they say or do no matter
how crazy, disturbing and bizarre it will be forgotten and lost.
You
have to remember Gemini is ruled by
mercury (messenger of the gods, god of communication). They live to
communicate, communication is there water and air. Even so, due to the “Gemini Black hole Effect”, they
realize that whatever they say or do, it just gets sucked in. This drives them
mad. So they try different ways to communicate; which includes resorting to
trickery. Claiming to have twin
selves (which is true but no one ever believes them). People assume Gemini’s are crazy. Maybe they
are, maybe they aren't but you will never know.
The more people don't believe in their words, the more they talk and
communicate, which overall makes them even more misunderstood and mysterious. It is like talking without sound.
Even
on the rare occasion that
people do listen and their words don’t get trapped in the black hole, it is still hard to understand what the fuck a
Gemini is saying. It is the fact that Gemini’s words and speech patterns
sounds like a warbled mix of that
guy in smart guy with the robotic voice in the wheelchair, Stephen Hawking, Busta Rhymes and Cheryl Cole. It just throws
people the fuck off.
PS if you haven’t realize this, Gemini this is why your sign ain’t shit.
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| Combine the robotic voice of Stephen Hawking, the speed of Busta Rhymes words, and the cute, but hard to follow Geordie accent of Cheryl Cole, and you've got Gemini |
