| Taurus after a food, sex, and/or shopping binge. |
If Taurus
was one of the 7 deadly sins, it will probably be sloth. Oops I meant gluttony.
No I mean greed. Fuck I am sure its lust. Holy shit it could be all 7. Taurus (similar to Scorpio) is an
undercover fucked up sign that masks itself by such bullshit traits like
pleasure seekers, beauty lovers, steady, persistent, and blahhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m
here to tell you that’s bullshit.
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| Ain't Shit Nekkid: Taurus Fuckboy Alert |
They are dogmatic lazy fat fucks that only
roll off the couch for money, sex, and food. They are the ones that probably
want their booty eaten like
groceries. Not to mention Tauruses will eat your ass among many other
things.
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| Analingus Sexy: Taurus, how does your E coli taste? |
Their mission in life is to amass as much money,
material possessions, sex partners and food while pretending to do shit. When
we all know they ain’t doing shit. Their stubbornness and the fact that they
are “practical,” that hurts more then it helps them.
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| Silence!....Bitch, I was speaking? |
Prime example is Hitler, who’s a fucking Taurus (and not an
Aries, for all you pseudo astrology ass-hatted experts who really don’t know
shit about anything).
Taurus are
stubborn (really mentally backwards), materialistic, sex addicts tyrants who’s
the only sign out of the 11 other signs that annoys the shit out of me without
actually doing anything.
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| U MAD? |
PS if you haven’t realize this, Taurus this is why your sign ain’t shit.
