Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: Kesha

Yes Kesha is my Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit. Which to some may not be surprising being that she was recently in the news.

The obvious choice is Justin Bieber, because he's you know, the "Biebs". One of the celebrities most people love to hate (that's very Pisces btw). Even so, that's predictable and I can write about Justin Bieber anytime. BTW she is pretty much Justin Bieber because they share the same birthday (March 1st).

I decided on Kesha (formally Ke$ha) because I forgot about her. She was super famous, super popular, until suddenly she fell off the face of the planet. Until most recent news about her legal troubles with SONY/Dr Luke. Then I was like this perfect.

I found it perfect because it shows the archetype of Pisces. Suffering. Being taking advantage of. All through a powerful entity (aka SONY/Dr Luke). By the way I am solely referring to the SONY/Dr Luke lawsuit. I will not comment on the rape allegations made Kesha towards Dr Luke. I wasn't there so I don't know. I am referring to the Till Death Do Us Part contract Kesha made with SONY. Kesha wants to break with SONY, and SONY is demanding 6 more albums from her. #FREEKESHA?

Kesha's Astro planets

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Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Mercury Retrograde in Pisces

Ascendant, Saturn, and Uranus in Sagittarius

Venus and Neptune in Capricorn

Mars in Taurus

Pluto in Scorpio

I am going to focus on her planets in Pisces, Sagittarius, and her Venus in Capricorn.

Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Mercury Retrograde in Pisces

Quick Disclaimer:  ***** I believe Pisces is ruled by both Neptune and Jupiter. I do consider Neptune, Pisces main ruler. *****

First off her chart makes sense. Kesha has a stellium in her chart of Pisces planets. Her Pisces planets makes her very creative, emotional, and very artistically inclined. If she wasn't a singer, she will definitely have a career in the creative arts do something else. 

Sun in Pisces she is definitely a free spirit. Her public image pretty much was/is weirdo drug addict that always high and partying. She has wore glitter, feathers and necklaces made of her fans teeth. She has drank her own pee on live TV and drank fake blood from a fake heart on stage. AKA some Lady Gaga Next Level Shit.

Mercury in Pisces retrograde is a triple whammy for Kesha. First because Pisces mercury is considered detriment (bad) in signs of Jupiter (aka Pisces/Sagittarius). Second mercury is considered weak in Pisces because it's a water sign ruled by one of the most elusive planets of the zodiac, Neptune. 

Lastly her mercury is in retrograde. Retrograde mercury can make someone more quiet, introspective, and slower in processing information. Btw mercury in retrograde doesn't mean you are dumb or retarded. Here Kesha is an emotional, sensitive, and  intuitive speaker and communicator. She is often misunderstood by people. Such as people saying she can't sing because her genre of music relies heavily on autotune. People also say that her music and lyrics are dumb, crass, and superficial. This can be partially because of some of the crazy shit she has said in the past, reference the pictures above.

Jupiter in Pisces, Kesha likes to expands herself creatively and spiritually. Jupiter is at home in Pisces and it's all about love, escaping, and creating another reality away from this harsh one. In Jupiter Kesha loves freedom and doesn't like boundaries.

Moon in Pisces one of the most sensitive moon placements. Here she is uber sensitive, super influenced and effected by others. Emotionally she is foggy and unclear, appearing one way and feeling another way. She doesn't establish clear boundaries for herself and other people. This is because Pisces energy lacks emotional filters and is very open to other people's energies. It's for this reason that it is hard for her to stand up for herself emotionally. She needs a strong stable influence in her life.

Ascendant, Saturn, and Uranus in Sagittarius

What's just as free as Pisces (without the emotional hangups? Yup you guessed it, Sagittarius.

Kesha has three planets in Sagittarius (which is another sign that's ruled by Jupiter). This is where her party girl persona really comes in. Sagittarius loves to party, take risks, and pretty much take gamble on life.

Ascendant in Sagittarius, it's pretty obvious ascendant for Kesha. She's tall, goofy looking (no offense!), and appears to be very optimistic and easy going. Also Sagittarius love dressing as hippies (just as much as Pisces).


Uranus in Sagittarius, fits Kesha very much. Uranus in natal charts symbolizes areas in our life where we are rebellious and love to break the rules. She is rebellious in a Sagittarius way. She sings about partying, having fun, and being yourself. Mix the fiery scattered energy of Sagittarius and the emotional nonfilterness of Pisces and you have someone that goes over the top and overdoes it. Always up for a good time Kesha is fun-loving and is always up for an adventure. 

Saturn in Sagittarius, perhaps that why you haven't heard stories of Kesha in rehab for drugs or that she joined the 27 club. You would think with all these Pisces and Sagittarius planets she will be a raging crackhead. Well Saturn in Sagittarius is to blame. As much as Kesha rebels in a Sagittarius way, she also knows her limits and boundaries in a Sagittarius way. She may go over the top, but she doesn't go all the way. She knows how to stop herself.

Venus in Capricorn

Kesha has Venus in Capricorn. This explains a bit about her. She suffered from an eating disorder and had to check herself into rehab. Venus in Capricorn is ruled by Saturn (planet of limitations, hard work and scary real world shit). On the low expression of Venus in Capricorn can show a negative, unhealthy self image in regardless beauty, love, and relationships. 

Venus in Capricorn oftentimes don't recognize their worth and put up with shitty relationships. Venus in Capricorn can be in relationships that are very transactional. These Venuses are the types that will marry for status/money (instead of love) and who trade sex for money. Even so, I feel Venus in Capricorn grounds her and balances her Pisces and Sagittarius planets. This gives her a big dose of reality. 

Lastly she's 29 now (born in 1987) and in her Saturn return. During this time it sobers and wises someone up. She is realizing her worth and her responsibilities. She is not running away from them and is taking control of her life.

Anyway this concludes my Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit post (obviously) BTW HAPPY BDAY KESHA!!!

Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit: Miley Cyrus

As I mentioned in my previous post, Miley Cyrus is my Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. Even so I just wanted to mention my honorable mentions.

Nicki Minaj.

My first was Nicki Minaj- because she is “extra”.

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Nicki Minaj is the perfect fit for this. Her extraness. YASS!! Her ever-changing wigs and fashion. YASS!!  Her facial expressions. YASS!! Soo Sagtaruissdas. I ultimately didn’t choose Nicki because she doesn’t seem as desperate (and as sad L ) as Miley. 


Plus she is just too cute. (I’m serious too!!!) Even so I am putting some Nicki memes in here.

Taylor Swift

Second was Taylor Swift because she is everywhere, but then I realize everyone likes her. This equals BORING!!!.

Britney Spears

Lastly was Britney Spears. She has a special place in my heart; but she is not relevant now. #NOSHADETHO.

Even so, I picked Miley Cyrus because she is EXTRA, trashy, random, vulgar, and desperately attention-seeking. This just means she is a perfectly normal SAG though. #NOSHADETHO.

Oh Miley!! Remember Hannah Montana. Those were the days. She pretty much did a 180. 

Which is pretty much is what Sagtaruissdas do best. You think they are driving straight but then they make a U turn, crash and kill muthafuckas.

You think where did it go all wrong? When you realize they are desperate, attention-seeking trash-bags. Trash-bags left out in the dessert heat ready to explode.

Miley Cyrus is pretty much doing the same thing that Lady Gaga does, except it's the knock off version. Even so, a knock off being cheap, the novelty ran out quickly and expired (like milk). That is why people were like Dafaq??

The randomness of the shit she did at the VMAS, threw people way fucking off. So off that's people never actually been on. They’ve just being standing there deciding whether to get on.

VMAS.

TWERKING.

Miley Cyrus.

WRECKING BALL

Now watch her cover of Khia's My Neck, My Back, then you will understand something. First she is trying too hard. Second she is desperate (and it shows).

Desperation isn’t always bad. You get what you want. You just lose your dignity in the process.

Lady Gaga is desperate, but she has more heart. She goes all the way. Miley may have did it all the way but no one took even a little bit seriously. Miley gave us her ratchet, we looked at it, laughed, and gave it back to her. Aries vs. Sagittarius analogy haha.

To get into Miley’s astrology. She is a Sag (just into Sag btw) with a Scorpio moon. She is an emotional private person but she prefers to be goofy and happy (aka her Sag Sun). Maybe that is why I see her as being disingenuous. Sag and Scorpio don’t go together AT ALL!!. It’s like mixing kool aid with cyanide. #NotCool.

Miley’s Sun is conjunct mercury, Pluto, and moon. This means she is INTENSE. Do you see Miley’s eyes? Yikes!!!! Multi-conjunct with all three of those planets in Scorpio she is constantly going through a self-destructive–trans-formative cycle. She is effected by Scorpio mentally, emotionally, and generationally. This is probably why a lot of people either love or hate Miley.

Scorpio Moon

Her moon in Scorpio conjunct mercury and Pluto all in Scorpio. She is seriously Plutonian, and conjunctions is one of the most powerful aspects in astrology. Miley’s Moon is conjunct mercury, which means her feelings (moon) are tied to her intellect and communication (mercury). She is intense but again SAG and SCORP don’t go together. She hides it but SHE FEELS IT.

Mercury in Scorpio

Reading the quote in the picture above, Miley is smart and she is mocking American culture a bit. Which she tells us AFTER the fact that she has been/is being mocked, body-shamed (boo L, and pretty much MEMED DA FAQ OUT). At least she is trying to get her life. Perhaps this is because of her Scorpio mercury. Mercury in Scorpio is known for their sarcasm and biting wit that often masks hurt. Scorpio is after all a smart sign (after being bat shite crazy). 


She does and says crazy things which can get her in trouble. Especially true with her mercury. An example that thing at the VMAS with Nicki Minaj? 


Haha, Miley would've got her ass beat if it was real. 

Venus Capricorn

People accuse her of being a thot (very sexist btw). But she’s only been linked with 3 dudes/1 chick. Nick Jonas, Liam Hemsworth, that Kennedy guy, and that model chick she was fingering behind a trailer. Three of whom she has dated seriously. Leonardo DiCaprio is the real THOT BTW.

Her Venus is in Capricorn meaning she means business in love. She is not a dater but instead commitment junkie. Venus in Capricorns are grounded, serious, and loyal. There is a sexually shameless aspect to Venus in Capricorn. Venus in Capricorn is perfectly ok with objectifying themselves for $$$. They definitely know the value of sex.

Her and Brooke Candy trading herpes.

Venus conjunct Uranus and Neptune. Slightly rebellious and idealistic (read: delusional). Miley though relationship oriented will like her freedom and romance. This softens and livens up Capricorn/Saturn a bit.

Taurus Rising?

Supposedly her rising is Taurus. But we don’t care about all that. This will make her MC Aquarius= which means her career and public persona is rebellious slightly political.

Mars in Cancer

She has Mars in Cancer- which can get her in trouble. It is in detriment here. Though there are pleasurable aspects (trine Sun, Mercury, Moon, and Pluto). This roughly means Sun (ego), Mercury (mind), Moon (emotions), and Pluto (destruction/transformation) all like Mars in Cancer. They get along, they are besties. 


But she is Plutonian in nature and Cancer is in the Fall in Cancer. Fall in astrology is a sign that is opposite a planet's exaltation sign. Mars is exalted (in the best position) in Capricorn. The opposite of Capricorn is Cancer. Cancer isn't the worst position for Mars to be in (Mars is in detriment aka the worst position in Libra and Taurus). The Fall is uncomfortable and adjustments have to be made.

Anyway Pluto is not easy energy to carry and integrate. Mars in Cancer can make someone very family oriented, and needs to feel protected and loved (to function).  On the negative Mars in Cancer it can make someone passive-aggressive, overtly sentimental and butt-hurt-shit crazy!!!


If they are not feeling like shit, they act out emotionally and do reckless things. (Chris Brown, Robin Williams anyone?). Cancers can be extremists, and go cray cray on occasion.


IF Miley can keep her mouth shut, don't OD, be positive, and keep her circle of friends small; she should be able to control her strong Plutonian energies. 


Anyway this is your Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. *Kisses*