Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit: Miley Cyrus

As I mentioned in my previous post, Miley Cyrus is my Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. Even so I just wanted to mention my honorable mentions.

Nicki Minaj.

My first was Nicki Minaj- because she is “extra”.

Urban Dictionary Definition

Nicki Minaj is the perfect fit for this. Her extraness. YASS!! Her ever-changing wigs and fashion. YASS!!  Her facial expressions. YASS!! Soo Sagtaruissdas. I ultimately didn’t choose Nicki because she doesn’t seem as desperate (and as sad L ) as Miley. 


Plus she is just too cute. (I’m serious too!!!) Even so I am putting some Nicki memes in here.

Taylor Swift

Second was Taylor Swift because she is everywhere, but then I realize everyone likes her. This equals BORING!!!.

Britney Spears

Lastly was Britney Spears. She has a special place in my heart; but she is not relevant now. #NOSHADETHO.

Even so, I picked Miley Cyrus because she is EXTRA, trashy, random, vulgar, and desperately attention-seeking. This just means she is a perfectly normal SAG though. #NOSHADETHO.

Oh Miley!! Remember Hannah Montana. Those were the days. She pretty much did a 180. 

Which is pretty much is what Sagtaruissdas do best. You think they are driving straight but then they make a U turn, crash and kill muthafuckas.

You think where did it go all wrong? When you realize they are desperate, attention-seeking trash-bags. Trash-bags left out in the dessert heat ready to explode.

Miley Cyrus is pretty much doing the same thing that Lady Gaga does, except it's the knock off version. Even so, a knock off being cheap, the novelty ran out quickly and expired (like milk). That is why people were like Dafaq??

The randomness of the shit she did at the VMAS, threw people way fucking off. So off that's people never actually been on. They’ve just being standing there deciding whether to get on.

VMAS.

TWERKING.

Miley Cyrus.

WRECKING BALL

Now watch her cover of Khia's My Neck, My Back, then you will understand something. First she is trying too hard. Second she is desperate (and it shows).

Desperation isn’t always bad. You get what you want. You just lose your dignity in the process.

Lady Gaga is desperate, but she has more heart. She goes all the way. Miley may have did it all the way but no one took even a little bit seriously. Miley gave us her ratchet, we looked at it, laughed, and gave it back to her. Aries vs. Sagittarius analogy haha.

To get into Miley’s astrology. She is a Sag (just into Sag btw) with a Scorpio moon. She is an emotional private person but she prefers to be goofy and happy (aka her Sag Sun). Maybe that is why I see her as being disingenuous. Sag and Scorpio don’t go together AT ALL!!. It’s like mixing kool aid with cyanide. #NotCool.

Miley’s Sun is conjunct mercury, Pluto, and moon. This means she is INTENSE. Do you see Miley’s eyes? Yikes!!!! Multi-conjunct with all three of those planets in Scorpio she is constantly going through a self-destructive–trans-formative cycle. She is effected by Scorpio mentally, emotionally, and generationally. This is probably why a lot of people either love or hate Miley.

Scorpio Moon

Her moon in Scorpio conjunct mercury and Pluto all in Scorpio. She is seriously Plutonian, and conjunctions is one of the most powerful aspects in astrology. Miley’s Moon is conjunct mercury, which means her feelings (moon) are tied to her intellect and communication (mercury). She is intense but again SAG and SCORP don’t go together. She hides it but SHE FEELS IT.

Mercury in Scorpio

Reading the quote in the picture above, Miley is smart and she is mocking American culture a bit. Which she tells us AFTER the fact that she has been/is being mocked, body-shamed (boo L, and pretty much MEMED DA FAQ OUT). At least she is trying to get her life. Perhaps this is because of her Scorpio mercury. Mercury in Scorpio is known for their sarcasm and biting wit that often masks hurt. Scorpio is after all a smart sign (after being bat shite crazy). 


She does and says crazy things which can get her in trouble. Especially true with her mercury. An example that thing at the VMAS with Nicki Minaj? 


Haha, Miley would've got her ass beat if it was real. 

Venus Capricorn

People accuse her of being a thot (very sexist btw). But she’s only been linked with 3 dudes/1 chick. Nick Jonas, Liam Hemsworth, that Kennedy guy, and that model chick she was fingering behind a trailer. Three of whom she has dated seriously. Leonardo DiCaprio is the real THOT BTW.

Her Venus is in Capricorn meaning she means business in love. She is not a dater but instead commitment junkie. Venus in Capricorns are grounded, serious, and loyal. There is a sexually shameless aspect to Venus in Capricorn. Venus in Capricorn is perfectly ok with objectifying themselves for $$$. They definitely know the value of sex.

Her and Brooke Candy trading herpes.

Venus conjunct Uranus and Neptune. Slightly rebellious and idealistic (read: delusional). Miley though relationship oriented will like her freedom and romance. This softens and livens up Capricorn/Saturn a bit.

Taurus Rising?

Supposedly her rising is Taurus. But we don’t care about all that. This will make her MC Aquarius= which means her career and public persona is rebellious slightly political.

Mars in Cancer

She has Mars in Cancer- which can get her in trouble. It is in detriment here. Though there are pleasurable aspects (trine Sun, Mercury, Moon, and Pluto). This roughly means Sun (ego), Mercury (mind), Moon (emotions), and Pluto (destruction/transformation) all like Mars in Cancer. They get along, they are besties. 


But she is Plutonian in nature and Cancer is in the Fall in Cancer. Fall in astrology is a sign that is opposite a planet's exaltation sign. Mars is exalted (in the best position) in Capricorn. The opposite of Capricorn is Cancer. Cancer isn't the worst position for Mars to be in (Mars is in detriment aka the worst position in Libra and Taurus). The Fall is uncomfortable and adjustments have to be made.

Anyway Pluto is not easy energy to carry and integrate. Mars in Cancer can make someone very family oriented, and needs to feel protected and loved (to function).  On the negative Mars in Cancer it can make someone passive-aggressive, overtly sentimental and butt-hurt-shit crazy!!!


If they are not feeling like shit, they act out emotionally and do reckless things. (Chris Brown, Robin Williams anyone?). Cancers can be extremists, and go cray cray on occasion.


IF Miley can keep her mouth shut, don't OD, be positive, and keep her circle of friends small; she should be able to control her strong Plutonian energies. 


Anyway this is your Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. *Kisses*