Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Libra Edition

Libras WILL let you FALL

Libras are vain and fake. Yes I know that is an obvious stereotype but its true. Libras are the sneaky snarky snakes. Very much like Scorpio but on diet pills and laxatives.

Insecure most Libra women don't leave with the house without five pounds of makeup and back up makeup. The Libra male equivalent to this is five pounds of cologne and spray tan. 

Whatever the case they live and swear on photo filters and Photo-shop. All of this is really a cover up for their ugly souls. Well mostly it is for their ugly physical selves.

The "fair and balanced" Libra coined the phrase, "Beauty on the inside." and "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." They coin these phrases to pull attention away from themselves and the fact that they are hideous, vain and fake. Plus they are insecure because they know they are really really ugly.

Libras are known to be charming, ditsy and a little indecisive. cute right? Nope its not. Its a cover-up to the fact that they are tacky, and slow (in french: retarde, this means really, really stupid).

Great pretenders they are. Great at pretending to be your friend (while gossiping and throwing shade at you). Great at pretending to have money when all they really have 6 digits of credit card debt and 5 digits of student loans (for their fancy Liberal Arts degrees). Great at pretending to be in love when in reality they have 3 or 4 sidepieces that are all the "the love of their lives."

Smug Cousin to Leo in terms of arrogance, vanity, and self-flattery. Superficial Libras only hang out with you if you are good looking, have great fashion sense, have money and status all in that order. It is kind of like Capricorn but at least Capricorn works hard. Working hard is not in their vocabulary. "Using Hard" is their motto.

 

They don't have work ethics, or even ethics at all. Forget all that fairness and equality crap. They are lazy users that step on others while hypocritically sprout politically correct terms. By the way Libra's invented "politically correct". They don't believe in anything except "beauty". Sad thing is that they don't know what beauty means.

These boobs will be perfect, if they were real.

No one really likes Libras. They all pretend to like Libras because Libras are good at compliments. They are good at faking it until they make it. Or until they can't anymore. Until their lies, deceit (they give Pisces a run for their money) and general dishonesty is discovered.

This is when they either backtrack or apologize (by apologize I mean get their ass beat to the point where they have no choice but to apologize before they're plastic surgeried nose gets ruined).  And with all of this is why Libra ain't shit.