Picking a Scorpio Celebrity Archetype was kind of hard. This is because there are so many Scorpio Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. My top picks were Kris Jenner (mommy pimpnager for the Succubi Kardashian/Jenner Klan. Or Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner (cuss she has a penis.). Or Drake (because he is Drake). Or Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J (cuss they are Ratchet TV Royalty).
But then I thought hmmm, Kat Stacks. A lot of people don't know who she is or don't remember who is she. I just made that up by the way. She is famous for being an illegal immigrant Hip-Hop Groupie, Slywhore and prostitute stripper who had sexual relations with rappers and talk shit about them on YouTube. Her story is interesting.
She was born in Venezuela and emigrated to the US when she was 8 years old. At the age of 14 she ran away from her home in New York with her first love, her 30 year old pimp who sex trafficked girls. She was forced into prostitution and suffered from domestic violence at the hands of her pimp. After turning tricks she gave birth to her pimp's baby. She got around and this eventually led to her hanging out (read: fucking rappers).
This led to her being an associate and confidant to popular rappers. She started vlogging and putting rappers on blast on YouTube. For the oldies who read this blog, blast means blowing people's shit up and putting their business out there. Anyway she revealed intimate details about rappers (such as Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, Lil Wayne, Lil Twist, Nelly, etc.).
Kat Stacks is known for bragging, talking shit and sometimes lying, but always being her ratchet best. Her catchphrase is "It's Kat Stacks Bitch!" Popular gossip sites such as MediaTakeOut and Bossip began reporting on her and she got " internet famous." More like infamous, she became a hit, even getting hit (aka got the beat up) on camera for her "lies". This was all around 2009, 2010.
Anyway she pissed off a club promoter who accused her of ripping him off and stealing money. I guess he stole her airplane ticket, because she went to airport and there was something wrong with her ticket (like it being missing, I am not even sure y'all). So the airport had to do a background check on her. This led to her being discovered as an undocumented immigrant (her temporary visa expired). Facing deportation, she caught a break and instead got locked up in an immigration facility for three years.
Anyway I don't have much astrological information on her. She doesn't have an astrotheme profile which means no time of birth and no birth location. I do have her birth-date which is November 2nd, 1989. I found this through a couple of sources. Aka I got my Sherlock Holmes hat on yall!!!
First is her criminal record screenshots, which lists 11.02.89 as her birth date.
Second is her instagram, which lists November 2nd as her birthdate. Below a screenshot of her bday related posts.
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| From her official Instagram |
Anyway I think she is super Scorpio and she embodies the true nature of a Scorpio. These are my reasons:
1. She has a fucked up background story.
She has lived and still lives on the fringes of society. Immigrant, street worker, domestic violence victim, and a criminal past. A lot of Scorpios have sad stories about abuse and criminal activities.
2. She is a misunderstood outsider.
She is a tatted up, vulgar, crass, self destructive, and defiant "thot" who refused to shut up about her sexual relationships (which were sometimes fictional). This what made her famous and is making her famous.
But who is she? Victim of circumstances or an opportunistic manipulator? She rides both titles. She has a hard life. BTW can you believe she is just 26? and did all this shit?. By all this shit I mean being a hooker, having her pimp's baby, and being locked up.
3. She seems to be on a repeat self-destruct then trans-form Scorpio cycle.
She got out of Federal prison and she does all these interviews saying she is trying to do better. She has a book out. But then you look at her Instagram, she is popping bottles and taking booty pictures. There is nothing wrong with drinking and taking suggestive pictures. BUT it seems like she is slowly going back to her old tricks and temptations. Anyway Scorpio does not know when to stop.
4. She is shamless and she embraces it.
She put rappers on blast (very feminist). By the way you know a famous person is feminist when Vice.com writes an article about you. IF you're interested in reading this article, this is the link and title: Kat Stacks is a Real American Hero Bitch.
Kat Stacks is known to be a liar and a "groupie hoe." She knows and owns who she is. She is fucked up and a mess but she embraces the fact that she is misunderstood. She eats up the negativity, the haters and seems to invite it. That is a Scorpio skill and a talent.
Anyway this is my Scorpio Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit.
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