The Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition: Kanye West and Taylor Swift

These two are yet again back in the media yet again beefing. In my mind I was thinking why are they always arguing, then apologizing and getting along, and then arguing again. It could all be a media stunt and it probably is. Regardless lemme take a stab at it.

Thinking about their own ongoing feud. I realize this is such a Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition thing going on. I honestly never thought about it before, until now. It makes sense: Kanye West and Taylor Swift and why they can't get along for too long.

I've written about oppositions before in previous blog posts. For celebrity couple oppositions click here if you are interested and mentioned Virgo and Pisces opposition here. But to reiterate my points:

Common characteristics of oppositions

Dynamic together- instant connection

Can't live with them, can't live without them

Protective

Bring out the BEST and WORST in each other.

Opposition in Gemini/Sagittarius

Gemini attracted to the fun-loving, and energetic side of Sagittarius

Sagittarius attracted to the clever, witty, and detail side of Gemini

Gemini repelled by high-horse, blunt, gung-ho, and opinionated side of Sagittarius

Sagittarius repelled by the need for details, petty and cynical side of Gemini

Lesson: 

Gemini teaches Sagittarius about noticing details and facts before spewing uninformed knowledge.

Sagittarius teaches Gemini about wisdom, knowledge, and the big picture of life.

Before this gets too long. Here is the astrology profiles of Kanye and Taylor

Kanye West astrotheme profile here

(Gemini sun, Pisces moon, Cancer Ascendant, Taurus mercury, Venus, and Mars)

Taylor Swift astrotheme profile here

(Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Ascendant and Mercury,  Aquarius Venus and Scorpio Mars)

Both have water moons so they have the Butt hurt Bitch babyfest going on between them. Not only that but their Ascendants and Mars are opposite and their Venuses are squared. Pretty much they rarely see eye to eye on a lot of aspects of life. The ironic thing is that their Mercuries are trine (Kanye's in Taurus and Taylor's in Capricorn). They shouldn't have problems communicating with each other. Perhaps the problems lies first with the media and it's Neptuneness and how different they are from each other. 

Clearly Kanye West doesn't think before he speaks. Or maybe he does and perhaps shouldn't speak at all. Blame misunderstood, crackhead Pisces moon that he's got. Or maybe Taylor is a stuck up bitch and Kanye sees through that (she does have a Mars in Scorpio and Capricorn planets). I know these are just speculations. 

It's all made up anyway.

Saint West: Kim and Kanye West New Baby IS A Sagittarius!!

Isn’t ironic Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West have a Sagittarius baby? Saint West, their 2nd child and "probably" their last child was born on Saturday December 5th, 2015. This makes him a Sagittarius.

It is ironic because Kanye is a Gemini and Sagittarius is the opposite sign of Gemini. His first child was a Gemini, also born on a Saturday. Plus Kim K's rising sign is supposedly in Sagittarius (according to astrotheme). Astrological Synchronicity is amazing!

Their other baby, North West is a Gemini, born on Saturday June 15th, 2013. 

Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit: Miley Cyrus

As I mentioned in my previous post, Miley Cyrus is my Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. Even so I just wanted to mention my honorable mentions.

Nicki Minaj.

My first was Nicki Minaj- because she is “extra”.

Urban Dictionary Definition

Nicki Minaj is the perfect fit for this. Her extraness. YASS!! Her ever-changing wigs and fashion. YASS!!  Her facial expressions. YASS!! Soo Sagtaruissdas. I ultimately didn’t choose Nicki because she doesn’t seem as desperate (and as sad L ) as Miley. 


Plus she is just too cute. (I’m serious too!!!) Even so I am putting some Nicki memes in here.

Taylor Swift

Second was Taylor Swift because she is everywhere, but then I realize everyone likes her. This equals BORING!!!.

Britney Spears

Lastly was Britney Spears. She has a special place in my heart; but she is not relevant now. #NOSHADETHO.

Even so, I picked Miley Cyrus because she is EXTRA, trashy, random, vulgar, and desperately attention-seeking. This just means she is a perfectly normal SAG though. #NOSHADETHO.

Oh Miley!! Remember Hannah Montana. Those were the days. She pretty much did a 180. 

Which is pretty much is what Sagtaruissdas do best. You think they are driving straight but then they make a U turn, crash and kill muthafuckas.

You think where did it go all wrong? When you realize they are desperate, attention-seeking trash-bags. Trash-bags left out in the dessert heat ready to explode.

Miley Cyrus is pretty much doing the same thing that Lady Gaga does, except it's the knock off version. Even so, a knock off being cheap, the novelty ran out quickly and expired (like milk). That is why people were like Dafaq??

The randomness of the shit she did at the VMAS, threw people way fucking off. So off that's people never actually been on. They’ve just being standing there deciding whether to get on.

VMAS.

TWERKING.

Miley Cyrus.

WRECKING BALL

Now watch her cover of Khia's My Neck, My Back, then you will understand something. First she is trying too hard. Second she is desperate (and it shows).

Desperation isn’t always bad. You get what you want. You just lose your dignity in the process.

Lady Gaga is desperate, but she has more heart. She goes all the way. Miley may have did it all the way but no one took even a little bit seriously. Miley gave us her ratchet, we looked at it, laughed, and gave it back to her. Aries vs. Sagittarius analogy haha.

To get into Miley’s astrology. She is a Sag (just into Sag btw) with a Scorpio moon. She is an emotional private person but she prefers to be goofy and happy (aka her Sag Sun). Maybe that is why I see her as being disingenuous. Sag and Scorpio don’t go together AT ALL!!. It’s like mixing kool aid with cyanide. #NotCool.

Miley’s Sun is conjunct mercury, Pluto, and moon. This means she is INTENSE. Do you see Miley’s eyes? Yikes!!!! Multi-conjunct with all three of those planets in Scorpio she is constantly going through a self-destructive–trans-formative cycle. She is effected by Scorpio mentally, emotionally, and generationally. This is probably why a lot of people either love or hate Miley.

Scorpio Moon

Her moon in Scorpio conjunct mercury and Pluto all in Scorpio. She is seriously Plutonian, and conjunctions is one of the most powerful aspects in astrology. Miley’s Moon is conjunct mercury, which means her feelings (moon) are tied to her intellect and communication (mercury). She is intense but again SAG and SCORP don’t go together. She hides it but SHE FEELS IT.

Mercury in Scorpio

Reading the quote in the picture above, Miley is smart and she is mocking American culture a bit. Which she tells us AFTER the fact that she has been/is being mocked, body-shamed (boo L, and pretty much MEMED DA FAQ OUT). At least she is trying to get her life. Perhaps this is because of her Scorpio mercury. Mercury in Scorpio is known for their sarcasm and biting wit that often masks hurt. Scorpio is after all a smart sign (after being bat shite crazy). 


She does and says crazy things which can get her in trouble. Especially true with her mercury. An example that thing at the VMAS with Nicki Minaj? 


Haha, Miley would've got her ass beat if it was real. 

Venus Capricorn

People accuse her of being a thot (very sexist btw). But she’s only been linked with 3 dudes/1 chick. Nick Jonas, Liam Hemsworth, that Kennedy guy, and that model chick she was fingering behind a trailer. Three of whom she has dated seriously. Leonardo DiCaprio is the real THOT BTW.

Her Venus is in Capricorn meaning she means business in love. She is not a dater but instead commitment junkie. Venus in Capricorns are grounded, serious, and loyal. There is a sexually shameless aspect to Venus in Capricorn. Venus in Capricorn is perfectly ok with objectifying themselves for $$$. They definitely know the value of sex.

Her and Brooke Candy trading herpes.

Venus conjunct Uranus and Neptune. Slightly rebellious and idealistic (read: delusional). Miley though relationship oriented will like her freedom and romance. This softens and livens up Capricorn/Saturn a bit.

Taurus Rising?

Supposedly her rising is Taurus. But we don’t care about all that. This will make her MC Aquarius= which means her career and public persona is rebellious slightly political.

Mars in Cancer

She has Mars in Cancer- which can get her in trouble. It is in detriment here. Though there are pleasurable aspects (trine Sun, Mercury, Moon, and Pluto). This roughly means Sun (ego), Mercury (mind), Moon (emotions), and Pluto (destruction/transformation) all like Mars in Cancer. They get along, they are besties. 


But she is Plutonian in nature and Cancer is in the Fall in Cancer. Fall in astrology is a sign that is opposite a planet's exaltation sign. Mars is exalted (in the best position) in Capricorn. The opposite of Capricorn is Cancer. Cancer isn't the worst position for Mars to be in (Mars is in detriment aka the worst position in Libra and Taurus). The Fall is uncomfortable and adjustments have to be made.

Anyway Pluto is not easy energy to carry and integrate. Mars in Cancer can make someone very family oriented, and needs to feel protected and loved (to function).  On the negative Mars in Cancer it can make someone passive-aggressive, overtly sentimental and butt-hurt-shit crazy!!!


If they are not feeling like shit, they act out emotionally and do reckless things. (Chris Brown, Robin Williams anyone?). Cancers can be extremists, and go cray cray on occasion.


IF Miley can keep her mouth shut, don't OD, be positive, and keep her circle of friends small; she should be able to control her strong Plutonian energies. 


Anyway this is your Sagittarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. *Kisses* 

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Sagittarius Edition

Before we begin, I am going to be straight- up. I can't even spell "Sagittarius." I didn't even bother learn to spell it. So I am only going to put the correct spelling for Sagittarius for the title, this paragraph and the last sentence of this post. I am not gonna even bother try spelling it right. For all you slow readers out there, Sagtaruissda is code Sagittarius. I don’t want to hear any of you complaining about how I spelled Sagittarius wrong. I know (and I don’t care). Anyway let's begin.

Sagtaruissda is the one sign that just come out of nowhere and do shit, and you're like what the fuck? You stop, you stare, and then you go on about your business, because no one fucking cares. SAG you are not an Aries or Leo, no one fucking cares. Sagtaruissda want attention, but they don't stay around long enough to get it.

No one takes Sagtaruissda seriously. Well except Capricorns, but they take everything too seriously. Sagtaruissda do shit, that may offend some people, but then it’s over. A great example is Miley Cyrus (who is also the Ain't Shit Celebrity Archetype Sagtaruissda). I kinda ruin the surprise but oh the fuck well.

Eventually the bitch got up. LIFEALERT

Not giving too much away, people were like what the fuck Miley 0_o?; when Miley started twerking and acting a fool. Her behavior was "shocking" and "random". The sheer randomness of it all was frightening. It threw people wayy off quickly too. And I am sure people still this day are confused. 0_o, WTF? This pretty much how the world reacts to Sagtaruissda: I stopped, I stared, and I moved the fuck on.

The Life of a Sagtaruissda

Anyway Miley lost her steam and this is the Sagtaruissda cycle. 

Phrase 1: Sagtaruissda do random unoriginal half ass shit.

Phrase 2: Then they lose their energy. 

Phrase 3: They have the nerve to either forget about it or run away. 

This is the pretty much the equivalent to someone farting and walking away. #CropDusting.

#CROPDUSTING FLASHMOB

Sagtaruissda has an annoying, desperate aura about them. They are like Chihuahua "dogs". You know those annoying small accessories for rich socialites that were once classified as dogs. But in reality they were never actually dogs, they just have 4 legs, a tail and bark. For all we know Chihuahuas are retarded cats that hung around too many dogs and decided to become one. That is the Sagtaruissda energy for you.

It is strange but Sagtaruissda is that sign that I hardly hear anyone say bad things about. Or good things for that matter. No shade but I don't think Sag actually exist. I think it is just a myth.

Stuntin’ on people like what?

You all know that bullshit theory, Ophiuchus (aka the 13th sign). Anyway the dates for this "13th sign" falls pretty during the whole Sag period. By the way the 13th sign date range is from November 29th-December 17^th, traditional Sag season is from November 22-December 22nd. Even though I don't believe in the 13th Ophiuchus sign thing, there is something interesting about it. This just goes to show you that people just don't care or talk about Sagtaruissda. Astronomers literally tried to eliminate Sagtaruissda and no one even batted an eye. Some people actually went along with it. #Sad.

Sagtaruissda is the second to last mutable sign, which pretty much means its the middle child of the zodiac mutable crew. AKA the one that no one cares for. It's not the first or the last so its just there. Being sad, and desperate, and attention-seeking. Which pretty much reads pathetic. That's why Sagtaruissda do so much crazy shit. Because they are the forgotten ones. 

The ones that no one cares about. I am sure Home Alone was a movie written by a Sagtaruissda. One thing you can't deny are Sagtaruissda are fun. Being desperate and pathetic has it's perks. They can pretty much get away with anything.

Smuggling drugs into an airport. No problem!!!. Kidnapping the President's dog. No big deal!!!. Killing a nearly extinct animal species in an African safari. A-ok!!! Stealing babies from maternity wards. Swell!! This makes for fun times and adventures.

Sagtaruissda are the ones with interesting stories that I am sure everyone will want to listen to. If you can only remember that Sagtaruissda is a contact on your phone contacts list. Gosh oh darn it!

So no matter how vulgar, offensive, ignorant, and klutzy Sagtaruissda is.  And they sure can be that way sometimes. It's all ok because no one gives a shit about them anyway.

And so this is why your "sign" (ha), Sagittarius, Ain't Shit.