CURRENT Series: Princess/Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation

I have made an announcement of my new series, an Astrological Ode to Shade, link here, but I just want to bring your attention to a current series that I already started back in Aquarius season. It's titled: Princess/Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation. 

This series is to highlight the major players on the grand world scale that represent the values and ideas of the up and coming Pluto in Scorpio Generation. These famous and infamous people don't necessarily have to be apart of the Pluto in Scorpio generation but they embody the spirit of Pluto in Scorpio.

I already have one for Aquarius, titled: 

The Weeknd: "Aquarius Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation. You can click here

I also have one for Aries, titled: 

Lady Gaga: Aries Princess of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation. You can click here

Stay tuned for Taurus Princess/Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation, coming up.

Ode to the QUEEN of ARIES SHADE: Mariah Carey

Welcome to my new blog series, Ode to the Queen of INSERT SIGN HERE, SHADE. I am starting with Aries ( the first sign of the zodiac, duh) This one is a no brainer. The elusive chanteuse herself, Mimi, aka big faced Mariah Carey (oh no, no, no, no, no shade).

Runner-Up: Aretha Franklin

Don't worry, before I get into the Queen of Aries Shade, I am going to mention the runner up, who is none other than Ms. Aretha Franklin. Old people throw the best shade and  Aretha Franklin is no exception. Aretha's shade is A1 sauce, here's a link. Even so, Aretha's is not as entertaining as Mariah's shade. Here's why.

Aries shade is quick, directed, blunt, and straightforward (as straightforward as shade can be). It's not just about the sign but about the combination. Mariah Carey has a Taurus Ascendant (Venus rising), Mars in Taurus in the 1st House, Scorpio Moon, and Mercury in Aries the 12th House. All of these placements doesn't automatically make someone shady. Even so, the music industry is a bit fake aka a lot of shit goes down behind closed doors. 

Fame and Celebritydom is a small "community" and stars can't burn bridges. Fame is ruled by Jupiter (Luck), Venus (Beauty) and Neptune (Illusion), and is these things are quite elusive. Here one moment (fame, fortune, youthful appearance, respect, etc.) gone the next. Ask MJ or Whitney about it. This means oftentimes they have to let out their anger, frustration and aggression in indirect, passive aggressive ways. MC is no exception.

Aries is a blunt, honest sign. However, when put in insincere, superficial settings with greedy media people that want to provoke you for some change, even an Aries will stoop to shade. Shade is a sophisticated, refined language that expresses honesty and anger in a passive-aggressive but light-hearted and highly entertaining matter. Check out Youtube user, Killer Queen's videos on Mariah Shade, links are here and here. You see what I mean?


I previously mentioned that Mariah Carey has a Taurus Ascendant (Venus rising), Mars in Taurus in the 1st House, Scorpio Moon, and Mercury in Aries the 12th House. With these placements I see why she turns to shade. I am not 100% comfortable with Taurus rising for her, as astrotheme is not that reliable with popular celebrities rising signs. Even so, I am going to run with it. Taurus is ruled by Venus, and Venus is all about comfort and pleasure. Taurus just wants to eat, make his or her money and lounge somewhere. Venus ruling her first house Mariah has and wants to appear beautiful, pleasant, and mild mannered.

Even so, MC's Mars also in Taurus is in her 1st house, so she can behave in a rather forceful, competitive, and aggressive, matter. Taurus doesn't anger or provoke easily, but they are also not bitch babies. Top her Taurus energy with a sun in Aries, and you get someone that is stubborn, bold and isn't afraid of confrontation. Earth and fire energy prefer to keep it simple, meaning they will let you know if something is wrong or angered. 

But Mariah Carey also has moon in uber emotional Scorpio. Moon rules emotions and Scorpio is very EMOTIONAL. But you can NEVER TELL. Water moons are indirect, and they response and communicate non-verbally. Scorpio moons are all about emotional honesty and integrity but they are afraid to show that. They prefer to be the strong silent types, while silently suffering. They are the warrior animals that when mortally wounded will hide deep in the forest and die all by themselves for fear of showing their vulnerability. 

Scorpio moons don't like to show emotions, especially anger. Repressed emotions, fear of one's own vulnerability and emotional immaturity often leads to shade. Especially for an unevolved Scorpio moon. And Ms. Carey has shade for days. Especially in the entertainment business when appearance and connections is everything, Scorpio moon understands this very well. Change up their tactic and lets things out in the most calculated way, in this case the best and most effective method being shade.

Not only this, but Mariah Carey has Mercury in Aries the 12th House. This is very revealing to me. I feel Mercury in the 12th House (and also in the 8th House), acts very similar to natal mercury retrograde. The 12th and 8th Houses are water houses, ruled respectively by Pisces/Neptune and Scorpio/ Pluto. For Mariah Carey, her mercury those in Aries, also behaves in a Piscean/Neptunian matter. 

The 12th House is a hidden house, and energy there is muted. People who have this placement can be seen as quieter, more introspective and nonverbal (very much like a natal mercury retrograde person). The only real difference is the mercury in the 12th house communication style is severely watered down in a sea of Neptunian mist. 


A person mercury in the 12th house words are drown, mix up, confused, and they are trapped in an unreal fantasy world. Here Mariah Carey words often captured by the mercurial/Neptunian media and get lost in translation. Anyway this is getting too deep, too long, and too run-on sentency (by my standards anyway). 

Here are Aries Mariah Carey's best shade moments:

Shade directed at Nicki Minaj


Shade directed at Madonna


Shade directed at Jennifer Lopez


Shade directed at Eminem




Here's my ode to the QUEEN of ARIES SHADE.

An Astrological Ode to SHADE: A New Series

IF you don't know what SHADE is you live under a rock and should probably DIE, darling. ( #shade).

DEFINITION FOR ALL U BABY BOOMERS

Shade was started in the homosexual black and Hispanic LBGTQ ball community in NYC. Read this article and get your life! It was made famous in the 1990 documentary, titled Paris is Burning. Here is a GIF and a quote from the documentary:

“If I’m a black queen, and you’re a black queen, we can’t call each other black queens. That’s not a read that is just a fact. So we talk about your ridiculous shape, your saggy face, your tacky clothes. then reading became a developed form where it became shade. Shade is, 'I don’t tell you you’re ugly, but I don’t have to tell you because you know you’re ugly.’ And that’s shade.”

Shade isn't about just insulting someone. It's a form of art, a clever form word play and takes a bit of intelligence. Shade makes you sit at home alone in the dark and makes you ponder if someone actually gave you a genuine compliment or just destroyed your life (along with your edges).

Anyway I am talking about shade because I am starting a new series about celebrities, astrology, and shade. For each sign of the zodiac, I will pick a queen or king of shade, a celebrity who has continually threw the best shade and is at the top of his or her game. Aries is first (duh!!!). 

Why Your Sign Ain't Shit: Aries Edition

Aww Aries, you motherfuckers you, it's about that time. Aries are the first and youngest sign of the zodiac and they will not let you forget. They don't walk around, puffing their chests and claiming to be number 1, leave the theatrics to Leo. Aries instead know they are number 1 (they don't have to say it). Therefore Aries will act super douchey, immature and competitive. 

Everything is a competition for them, even when it isn't. Aries got something to prove. Not to others, but more to themselves. They need to be at the top of their game.

Aries astrology phrase is "I am". For Aries it's about ME, ME, ME!!!. This is what they are criticize for, selfishness and self-centeredness. These criticism are valid but unfair. All the zodiac signs are selfish and self-centered. It's just that Aries does all this in an annoying, shameless, and reckless matter.

Aries rule the head (that's why their symbol is a ram). There is childish stubbornness to them. I want what I want, NOW, is their mantra. So they walk around like whiny bitchbabies that are ready to throw down.

French Monster Eats Babies

Aries are a combination of cavemen and babies. Savage and a bit simple-minded (cavemen). Childlike curiosity, impatient, and energetic (babies). Aries has 4 basic functions fun, sex, food, and sleep. Aries are simple. 

Random but all Aries were have penises including the women. Take Lady Gaga, before she was super famous people were claiming she was a hermaphrodite. They also said that about Scorpio Ciara. For both situations its that Mars energy (Mars rules Scorpio and Aries). It makes Aries super masculine and aggressive. BTW Aries is the definition of pure Masculinity. 

Hypermasculine one of the side-effects is quick-temperness and no filter. Quick-tempered, Aries goes on FULL beastmode at the drop of a dime. If you threaten their individuality or their ego, they will go off on you and not hold back. At the end of their quick rampage, they will skip along like nothing ever happened. If you are sensitive get the fuck out their way.

Aries is the ego in it's pure, unevolved form (like a ball of energy flowing around in outer-space). Aries is like Leo without the charm or need for a cheering crowd of followers. Aries doesn't need a fan club. This is a point that becomes evident when an Aries opens their mouth. Aries don't have a filter and can say things in a harsh/blunt way. This is how they unintentionally (or intentionally) lose friends and make enemies. #Oops!! #MyBad!!

IF you are the sensitive, butthurt, and woe is me types (aka water signs); don't even bother with Aries. IF you are the detached, intellectual, and sociopathic types (aka air signs); don't even bother with Aries. IF you are the grounded, materialistic, and elitist types (aka Earth signs); don't even bother with Aries. IF you are the energetic, egocentric, and competitive types (aka the other two fire signs); don't even bother with Aries. IF you are an Aries; don't even bother with Aries.

This your Ain't Shit post for Aries. This is also the last of the Why Your Sign Ain't Shit series. Welp, breaks out in tears!!!. I started with Taurus (click here).  Personally I enjoyed writing, throwing shade, and talking shit about all the zodiac signs. I hope I got you in your feelings and fucked up your shit :)

Aries Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: Martin Shkreli

Above: Creepy Robin Hood/Villian Douchebag wannabe. That's what I think whenever I see and hear about Martin Shkreli. Picking him as my Aries celebrity archetype that ain't shit was easy. I was gonna pick Lady Gaga (but that's just too obvious). Besides I wrote a post for her birthday here!. I chose Martin because he is a newer name that popped up in the news more recently. He's perfect because he's Aries (duh!!!).

He's the guy that hiked up the price for a drug (that helps Cancer/AIDS patients) from $13.50 per pill to $750 per pill. There was a public outcry condemning the man. I was just sitting here, LOLZ, really?. 

He wanted to free Bobby Shmurda, a jailed rapper. LOLZ! He also bought the only existing new Wu Tang Clan album and has NO PLANS TO SHARE IT with anyone. This made a bunch of black people/hip-hop fans MAD. 

Sipping on some Lipton tea by my veranda, I just LOLZ. When I found out he was an Aries, I was thinking this mad sense. His Aries Smirking ASS.

Astrology

He doesn't have an astrotheme profile. So I googled him (hence the screenshot). He was born April 1st, 1983 in Brooklyn, New York.

SunAries 11°24'

MoonSagittarius 0°21' 

MercuryAries 17°58' 

VenusTaurus 16°02' 

MarsAries 27°08' 

JupiterSagittarius 10°54'R

SaturnScorpio 2°36'R

UranusSagittarius 8°58'R

NeptuneSagittarius 29°15'R

PlutoLibra 28°37'R

These are the themes in his natal chart ego (Aries),  money/possessions (Taurus), and abundance (Sagittarius).  These are planets I will be focused on.

Sun, Mars, and Mercury in Aries

Martin seems to enjoy being a douche-bag, reveling in his douche-bagness and reacting to the public challenging his douche-bagness. That's very Aries thing. He has a stellium in Aries so likes opposition and competition (Sun and Mars in Aries), and loves to incite it (mercury in Aries).

Venus in Taurus

He knows the media these days rewards bad behavior (Donald Trump), so I feel the reason he did all these publicity stunts is he is shopping for a reality show or cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame. This is where his Venus in Taurus comes in. I believe he is doing all this to get attention (aka money and opportunities). Martin is clearly smart he knows he has to be an asshole to get attention, fame, and the fortune that follows. Venus in Taurus has no problem whoring itself out for some change. Venus in Taurus motivation is material and earthly pleasures, so they will find a way to get it.

Jupiter, Neptune, and Uranus Sagittarius

First and foremost I don't think he has moon in Sagittarius.  I saw The Breakfast Club Interview with him and I just don't see it. We don't have a time of birth/TOB, but if he was born before 12pm/noon (the default TOB on most free natal chart sites) he would be a 29 degree Scorpio moon. 

I think Scorpio moon works for him because he tries to one-up his douche-bagness to be as effective as possible. I am pretty sure he is a sociopath. He probably has a bunch of dead prostitute bodies hidden somewhere. Scorpio moons love playing the part of the bad guy (even if it isn't true). Scorpio placements love to shock people, provoke and anger people. To get a reaction. This all sounds evil but there is method to it (to size up competition).

Anyway he does have a lot of Sagittarius planets and he seems very fortune. He was a "self-made" millionaire born in a poor/working class immigrant family. His story is very Sagittarian and Sagittarian energy is lucky. Luck is all about preparation meeting opportunities. But it's really about just being naturally lucky. Some people have it, some don't. By the way if he is a serial prostitute killer, having Sagittarius planets only helps him.

Today is his Bday, so Happy Birthday Douchebag!!!