Taurus Celebrity That Ain’t Shit Archetype: Lena Dunham

Squat down and be the shit that you are!

To go along with the Taurus ain’t shit post I did, here is an example of a Taurus Celebrity Archetype that ain’t shit. I personally don’t care for Lena Dunham (I don’t even have time or any fucks to hate her), but a lot of people hate her (probably cuss she’s weird, plus people love body shaming her). 

I can understand why, I mean she has a dogmatic Taurus sun and a perpetually butt-hurt Cancer moon. BTW I don’t watch Girls (though I have occasionally googled sex scenes from that show, aka curiosity is a disappointing bitch), plus I read an article about when she was child she discovered pebbles in her little sister’s VAGINA.  

This is just wrong smh

Anyway I think it is funny and quite ironic that a Taurus like Dunham has  an eating ass scene in her show and I mentioned in my Taurus ain’t Shit post about ass eating.

  

I am sure Lena has eaten a lot of ass.

BONUS "Enjoy" a random picture of Taurus (not Aries), Hitler.

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Taurus Edition

Taurus after a food, sex, and/or shopping binge.

If Taurus was one of the 7 deadly sins, it will probably be sloth. Oops I meant gluttony. No I mean greed. Fuck I am sure its lust. Holy shit it could be all 7. Taurus (similar to Scorpio) is an undercover fucked up sign that masks itself by such bullshit traits like pleasure seekers, beauty lovers, steady, persistent, and blahhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m here to tell you that’s bullshit. 

Ain't Shit Nekkid: Taurus Fuckboy Alert

They are dogmatic lazy fat fucks that only roll off the couch for money, sex, and food. They are the ones that probably want their booty eaten like groceries. Not to mention Tauruses will eat your ass among many other things.

Analingus Sexy: Taurus, how does your E coli taste?

Their mission in life is to amass as much money, material possessions, sex partners and food while pretending to do shit. When we all know they ain’t doing shit. Their stubbornness and the fact that they are “practical,” that hurts more then it helps them. 

Silence!....Bitch, I was speaking?

Prime example is Hitler, who’s a fucking Taurus (and not an Aries, for all you pseudo astrology ass-hatted experts who really don’t know shit about anything). 

Taurus are stubborn (really mentally backwards), materialistic, sex addicts tyrants who’s the only sign out of the 11 other signs that annoys the shit out of me without actually doing anything. 

U MAD?

PS if you haven’t realize this, Taurus this is why your sign ain’t shit.