Cancer Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: Renee Graziano

There are a lot of Cancer (and Cancer influenced) celebrities and famous people that are not shit. By the way I don't hate them personally (I don't even know them) or think that they are talent-less. Just feel they are sooo full of shit that they are not the shit at all. Moving away from this, as I just said there are a lot of Cancer (and Cancer influenced) celebrities and famous people that are not shit. Just at the top of my head, I can list Lindsey Lohan and Courtney Love. Cancer as a zodiac sign can just be a straight up mess. 

Anyway I am going to steer clear of these celebrities (too predictable) and focus on one person. This person will not be considered a "celebrity" in the traditional sense, but the shoe fits. This person is Renee Graziano from the Vh1 reality TV series Mob Wives. She is a Cancer born on July 11th, and she is bat-shit cray cray. I haven't been keeping up with Mob Wives since they added those girls from Chicago, but from what I gather, she is the perfect Cancer Archetype. 

Go on YouTube and watch clips of her constant meltdowns. By the way she isn't my favorite reality show star or even my favorite among the Mob Wives (personally, Aquarius Drita, and Gemini Big Ang are my favorites).

Even so, I had to make this post because she is ULTRA Cancer to the point where I can practically see her pincers. Emotional, clingy, etc. By the way check out these uber Cancer GIFS and pictures from her:

Evidence 1: Cancer loves Food

Evidence 2: She is emotional

Evidence 3: She's protective

By the way, I suspect she has something in Leo (perhaps a Leo Mars or Mercury?), that makes her a bit "EXTRA"

Random clip of Renee being choked out by Drita (I had to)

Gemini Celebrity That Ain’t Shit Archetype: Igloo Australia aka Iggy Azalea

Yes I did just call her Igloo Australia. Yes I know her "name is Iggy Azalea" (to all you pseudo Iggy Stans). I just think Igloo is a funnier name. Anyway I don't actually hate Iggy at all. Her "Fancy" song was cute and catchy (along with Pu$$y and Work. I am not bandwagon hater. That said..........

I do feel she sucks at rapping and does not represent hip-hop at all. Go watch this video of her rapping and try to clap back. .............. I am waiting........... 

Also after seeing several interviews with her, she has no personality what so ever. She seems like a nice girl (maybe too nice). But hip hop is not nice. It's angry, aggressive, in your face, and it has a message. 

I am sure she may have a message but who cares. Her novelty has wore off and she's back to being a grain of sand in a huge beach. The only reason I think she got all the hype and attention is because she is a white girl rapper from Australia (btw a moon in Sagittarius and Jupiter exalted in Cancer does help!). She was anomaly in the rap game and easy on the eyes. Now she is just a tall amazon who is boring and has no personality.

Two Words: "No Edges"

BTW I would've written this post about the other Gemini Azealia, Azealia Banks (who is bat-shit crazy), but she can rap, and has some form of individuality/talent/creativity. The same goes for Oh No West (my nickname for Kanye West).

Iggy should really stick to being a model.