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Gemini, gemini, gemini, gemini. I think there
should be a new mental disorder, called Gemini. this disorder is a mixture of
bipolar disorder, depression, schizophrenia, dissociative personality disorder,
borderline personality, AHDH, hypochondriac etc.. Well no etc. just look
through the DSM V, retitle it
and label it “Gemini” and you
will perfectly describe Gemini.
By
the way I wrote Gemini four times
because I am talking to all of Gemini’s split personalities and their split
personalities’ personalities. I won't even get to their split personalities’ personalities'
personalities.
Gemini
is that sign that is everywhere. Look through various online sites and boards
and you will find at least one username that has “Gemini” in it. Whether it be Sexygemini1, da/gemini-bitch,
geminiluv1. Gemini is one the few signs that is everywhere, talks the most,
annoys people the most, and still manages to be incognito. There game puts Scorpio
to shame. #no shade.
The
funniest thing about it is that Gemini DOES
NOT AT ALL try to be incognito. They actually do the opposite. They talk
too much, gossip, reveal everything about themselves. Whether it be about their various sex
tapes and ratchet sex-escapades that they are self-promoting, various stays in
mental institutions and DUIs’ arrests that they are bragging about. all the
drugs, alien abductions, and zany, crazy shit that they been through. Gemini's
literally have a NONE, LITERALLY ZERO
SECRETS. But at the same time, you happen to not know nothing about
them. AT ALL
It’s
like their words enter into this black hole. Whatever words they spew is sucked
into this large cosmic vacuum cleaner that cleans up whatever the fuck they threw
up on us. As quickly as words enters the atmosphere, the quicker it disappears.
This is called the “Gemini Black Hole Effect”.
This
is part of what makes them so mental.
They are frustrated because they know that whatever they say or do no matter
how crazy, disturbing and bizarre it will be forgotten and lost.
You
have to remember Gemini is ruled by
mercury (messenger of the gods, god of communication). They live to
communicate, communication is there water and air. Even so, due to the “Gemini Black hole Effect”, they
realize that whatever they say or do, it just gets sucked in. This drives them
mad. So they try different ways to communicate; which includes resorting to
trickery. Claiming to have twin
selves (which is true but no one ever believes them). People assume Gemini’s are crazy. Maybe they
are, maybe they aren't but you will never know.
The more people don't believe in their words, the more they talk and
communicate, which overall makes them even more misunderstood and mysterious. It is like talking without sound.
Even
on the rare occasion that
people do listen and their words don’t get trapped in the black hole, it is still hard to understand what the fuck a
Gemini is saying. It is the fact that Gemini’s words and speech patterns
sounds like a warbled mix of that
guy in smart guy with the robotic voice in the wheelchair, Stephen Hawking, Busta Rhymes and Cheryl Cole. It just throws
people the fuck off.
PS if you haven’t realize this, Gemini this is why your sign ain’t shit.
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| Combine the robotic voice of Stephen Hawking, the speed of Busta Rhymes words, and the cute, but hard to follow Geordie accent of Cheryl Cole, and you've got Gemini |
...ass...:D
ReplyDeleteLMFAO.I can't say shit. It'll just come out a warbled mess.
ReplyDeleteI have a gemini roommate and it is the FUCKING worst !
ReplyDeleteHere is an accurate description of their disgusting character. Stubborn and immensely lazy, they get babied all of their lives and don't work hard for shit. They sit on their self perceived high horses constantly judging thinking they are the centre of the universe.
The type that secretly sleeps their way to the top. They are insufferable know-it-all egomaniacs who's list of bad qualities seems endlessly long. They are ferociously oppurtunistic overconfident shitty assholes who just can’t get over themselves.
Actors Pretending aloof, they are a facade, they are superficial, flat out fake, basically. They are so greedy that nothing ever is sufficient for them. gemini are master manipulators, and because they tell so many lies and know how to conceal them; they know how to keep dark secrets to benefit their on the low whoreish callings, while also holding secrets to destroy created enemies whom they unnecessarily target on the basis of a character flaw that they see, even though it has nothing to do with them. gemini prey on the honest and weak looking to exploit their targets.
gemini epitomize the intellectual petty passive aggressive bully and
love love love to gossip, they are the source behind all the gossip that happens in the world. And if all this is not enough, they also are obviously fucking emotionally insufficient, sorry excuses for human beings incapable of honesty they are two-faced shitty pricks. They are basically nature's shit vomitted up through the mouth during an endless stomach flu, they are shitty ANNOYING pieces of shit.
They are true flys in human form.
The best description the person who wrote the op has to be suckin a Gemini because they left all of this out.
DeleteThis is the angriest post I've ever read LMAO.
DeleteLMAO! WHAT. IN. THE. WORLD?
DeleteI'm crying, I want to high-five that Gemini for annoying you so much that this is what you've ended up doing
Deletethis is very accurate. I was disappointed with the website writer's gemini ain't shit write up. it was too simplified/basic. perhaps the writer is a gemini.... gemini is the real scorpio, they just get away with not being seen as bad as scorpio because of the superficial charm that scorpio doesn't have. Gems and virgos are in the same category for me, both have a superficial charm and both project themselves as much better than they really are, when you get close enough a lot of them are as you have described: users, manipulators, can be rather lazy/procrastinating etc
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ReplyDeleteSee you have nothing to say bad bout Geminis clearly sound like you are one
ReplyDeletelol exactly, there was nothing ain't shit about this lol. this is the most simplified unrevealing post about gemini ever. it says nothing.
DeleteBitch I ain't about to take shit from someone who said AHDH. Can't even spell a goddamn acronym smh
ReplyDeleteGemini here & LMAO! I was hoping I'd be triggered by this read but it was so hilariously spot-on, especially the incognito part. Don't take it personally, we're not intentionally out to fuck with people's minds. We're just human. Not perfect.
ReplyDeleteGemini is often a maligned sign for we seem to come across to others as neither here nor there. Then, when we do show a part of ourself, many more sides crop up & to they who are rigid absolutists? Gemini then seems to be unpredictable, as well as shallow due to this very fleeting aspect that is in our nature.
Crazy? A little but all Air signs are a bit off-centre, it's just the price of bring a clever person. Still, undeniably the true, time-honored sex symbols have always been Gemini. Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp & many more.
A pretty, doll-like face, sharp wit, smooth-talker & ability to project charisma in multiple roles makes Gemini easily the target of haters.