Monday, February 29, 2016

The Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition: Kanye West and Taylor Swift



These two are yet again back in the media yet again beefing. In my mind I was thinking why are they always arguing, then apologizing and getting along, and then arguing again. It could all be a media stunt and it probably is. Regardless lemme take a stab at it.

Thinking about their own ongoing feud. I realize this is such a Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition thing going on. I honestly never thought about it before, until now. It makes sense: Kanye West and Taylor Swift and why they can't get along for too long.

I've written about oppositions before in previous blog posts. For celebrity couple oppositions click here if you are interested and mentioned Virgo and Pisces opposition here. But to reiterate my points:
Common characteristics of oppositions
Dynamic together- instant connection
Can't live with them, can't live without them
Protective

Bring out the BEST and WORST in each other.

Opposition in Gemini/Sagittarius
Gemini attracted to the fun-loving, and energetic side of Sagittarius
Sagittarius attracted to the clever, witty, and detail side of Gemini
Gemini repelled by high-horse, blunt, gung-ho, and opinionated side of Sagittarius
Sagittarius repelled by the need for details, petty and cynical side of Gemini

Lesson: 
Gemini teaches Sagittarius about noticing details and facts before spewing uninformed knowledge.
Sagittarius teaches Gemini about wisdom, knowledge, and the big picture of life.

Before this gets too long. Here is the astrology profiles of Kanye and Taylor

Kanye West astrotheme profile here
(Gemini sun, Pisces moon, Cancer Ascendant, Taurus mercury, Venus, and Mars)

Taylor Swift astrotheme profile here
(Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Ascendant and Mercury,  Aquarius Venus and Scorpio Mars)

Both have water moons so they have the Butt hurt Bitch babyfest going on between them. Not only that but their Ascendants and Mars are opposite and their Venuses are squared. Pretty much they rarely see eye to eye on a lot of aspects of life. The ironic thing is that their Mercuries are trine (Kanye's in Taurus and Taylor's in Capricorn). They shouldn't have problems communicating with each other. Perhaps the problems lies first with the media and it's Neptuneness and how different they are from each other. 

Clearly Kanye West doesn't think before he speaks. Or maybe he does and perhaps shouldn't speak at all. Blame misunderstood, crackhead Pisces moon that he's got. Or maybe Taylor is a stuck up bitch and Kanye sees through that (she does have a Mars in Scorpio and Capricorn planets). I know these are just speculations. 

It's all made up anyway.

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Pisces Edition

You are drunk Pisces Go Home

Pisces is an interesting sign for fucked-up-ness. This is because they are a combo of all the other signs fucked-up-ness. This makes sense because Pisces are the last sign of the zodiac, so they have a lot of baggage (and shit). 
As the baby of the Astrological Family, Pisces inherits all the good but also most importantly all the bad traits of the other signs. Not to mention their own unique Pisces fucked-up-ness and ratchetness. Before this gets too long, I will just mention Pisces fucked-up and ain't shittiness.

12 Pisces Talents
1. Pisces love drugs and make the perfect addicts. They have penchant for crack, weed, meth, and alcohol. 
2. Pisces manage to perpetually look dirty and smelly, even if they take 20 showers, bathe in bleach, and have a person with a scat fetish give them an enema.
3. Pisces have a serve/suffer complex. Pisces are the sub to a dom, and a dom to a sub. They can play both roles and get away with it.
4. Pisces are luckiest sign in the world. They can get hit by a bus and walk 45 minutes later, or survive 20 drug overdoses. Pisces luck has no earthy limits.
5. Pisces can out manipulate a Scorpio, out Gemini, a Gemini, and out eat any Cancer or Taurus person.
6. Pisces can live forever. No matter how much they or someone fucks up a Pisces's life, they will come back for more. In one lifetime a Pisces can be drowned, shot 321 times, burned at the stake, have 45 babies, have all the STDs in the world, drink 80 gallons of AIDS blood, etc. AND A PISCES WILL STILL SURVIVE! YOLO is a Pisces mantra.
7. Pisces have special powers that includes walking through different dimensions and flying. Especially when they have a couple hits of crack, a pound of synthetic weed, and 5 bottles of vodka
8. Pisces possess a strange innocence about them that makes people feel sorry for and have a willingness to forgive them. Even after they set your cat on fire and ran over your grandma. A simple sorry and its "A" ok. #Sorry, #JustinBieber 
9. Pisces can see, smell, taste, speak, and touch the spirits of dead people. Not only that but they are imaginative and hate reality. That is why they love drugs and need them. They can't function in this world.
Where did I leave my crack again?
10. Pisces are very sensitive, so paper cuts can kill them. Also sidewalk cracks, a bar of soap and logic/reason can also kill them. If they avoid all these things especially logic/reason they can survive.
11. Pisces are excellent swimmers, especially if you throw their crack stash in the ocean. 
12. Pisces have the power to reach both the highest of places and the lowest. Such as Mount Kilimanjaro or the sewers below the subway in NYC.
Overall Pisces have many talents and gifts and this is why they ain't Shit. P.S. Pisces please I beg you, don't take another hit off that crackpipe. Please :(

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

The Weeknd: "Aquarius Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation


The Weeknd: "Aquarius Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation." I am sure he will like this title. Makes him feel special.

If you haven't heard of The Weeknd by now. You are retarded. Still google it. And no I am not spelling it wrong. No its not some Norwegian, punk rock band. It's a Canadian. Yup this is a one man "band" (ha, he trick yo asses), is actually Canadian. Anyway if you want his bio, wikipedia him, cuss ain't nobody got time for no lengthy posts on what part of Canada he is from. (P.S. I don't know that shit anyway).

The Weeknd (aka Abel Tesfaye) is a perfect example and representative of the Pluto in Scorpio generation. This Aquarius sun, lunar Scorpion (twinsies!!!) music artist is enigmatic, secretive, and powerful.  His astrotheme profile.

In the beginning of his career he managed to build a strong/solid following while remaining mostly anonymous, well that is until a bunch of big people began throwing money at him. (Bandz will make him sang!!!)

 
Ok not to sound like a total D-bag Hipster (p.s. I am going to sound like one anyway). I started to listen to him in the beginning before he got super famous, (around 2011, when he used to release his mix-tapes for free). When I tell you there was virtually no personal information out there, no interviews, nothing. P.S. even now there are no interviews. I listened to him then because I was (and still am) going through a rough time emotionally and his music spoke to the fucked up Plutonian in me. Random but I visited this forum 3 years ago trying to find his astrology information. By the way my favorite songs by him are: Initiation, The Knowing, High for this, House of Balloons, Glass Table Girls. Yup I know old school- The Weeknd.


His lyrics are dark, intense, and filthy with content that pretty much revolves around sex, drugs, partying, trust issues, power dynamics, and betrayal. Here is are quotes I pulled from his Wikipedia page of how others describe his music:

" Hermoine Hoby of The Guardian characterizes the Weeknd's songs as "narcotised-slow jams" and delineates their message as "partying is an existential experience, sex is fraught with alienation, and everything registers as unreal and unsettling." 

Anupa Mistry of the Toronto Standard observes throughout his mixtapes a "cast of supine, stoned zombie-women ... whose legs willingly part after being plied with substances and who morph into threats only when [he is] coming down and feeling vulnerable." The Weeknd viewed that, by singing vulgar, ignorant lyrics in an elegant, sexy way, he is paying homage to R. Kelly and to some degree Prince."

This is Maxwell. This is NOT the Weeknd
He pretty much channels Pluto in Scorpio Generation to a T. Drugs are an experience, singing about detacheddrugged up emotional obsessive sex, in a sexy/unsexy way and with completely vulgar lyrics. By the way this is random but he looks like the singer, Maxwell (without his afro), and sounds a bit like Michael Jackson. Anyway he is a leader of the PR&B genre (aka indie- R&B, alternative R & B or dark R&B). Aka the Pluto in Scorpio Generation's version of R&B.

Screenshot for the video, "Often"
Abel actually makes being fucked up (literally and figuratively) look and sound amazing. Watch his music videos (such as Twenty Eight, Often, Earned It) filled with dark, ambient, murky and hazy aesthetics and imagery, sexy slightly masochistic themes filled with scantily clad heroin chic women dazed out their minds (along with Abel himself).

To get into his astrology; The Weeknd is an Aquarius sun, so his personality cool detached and intellectual. His mercury is also is in Aquarius, which means he is an original, detached cerebral thinker and communicator. He oftentimes rationalizes his emotions and tries to detaches himself from them. 


The irony of it is, that he can’t successfully do that. This is because his moon is Scorpio, so he has intense dark emotions that cannot be ignored or detached from. He’s secretive, possessive, often-times passive aggressive, and all around fucked up. His moon is also conjunct his Pluto in Scorpio, wants to feel fully, fearless, recklessly, and has that dark Hades moon thing going.
He has a stellium in Capricorn (Venus-which represents relationships, Mars-which represents work and sexuality, Saturn which represents fears and limitations). He also has multiple Mars in Capricorn conjunctions with the outer planets Neptune, Uranus, and SaturnAll of this symbolizes that he is serious and fearful in relationships, hard-working/workaholic, that he fears responsibilities and being in control even though he is attracted to it and seeks these things out. 


There is an insecurity and feeling of not being worthy of love and relationships involved. He is also very self-abusing. There is a delusion (Neptune) and rebellion (Uranus) in regards to Mars and his sexuality. Abel/The Weeknd is a sensitive, delusion, and rebellious lover (think of Charlie Sheen).

His Jupiter is exalted in Cancer (and he has his wounded healer, Chiron, in Cancer). That means he is emotional, certified butt hurt person, who wants to feel and expand his feelings (Jupiter), but at the same time this causes pain because he’s been wounded and can’t do that (Chiron in Cancer). All he wants is to feel loved and safe in that love.

His has very strong Plutonian traits. Come on the amount of sex, drugs, complicated love entanglements in his music and lyrics makes it so obvious. Plus he also has that Saturnian (controlling his emotions) and Uranuian (detachment and pushing boundaries) themes in his music too. Abel is an eclectic mix of fucked-up-ness.

You feel the sense of the melancholy and detachment in his music. Plutonians especially mixed with Saturnian energy love to self-medicateAbel uses drugs to mask and/or enhance his feelings and detach himself from them. He is fully aware that this lifestyle is not good for him and is very destructive yet he sings with such detachment about pretty much being a drug addict and a "love" addict.

In July 2013, during an interview with Complex, The Weeknd described the album, saying:
"Kiss Land symbolizes the tour life, but it’s a world that I created in my head. Just like House of Balloons symbolizes Toronto and my experiences there, but it’s a world that I created. When I think about Kiss Land, I think about a terrifying place. It’s a place I’ve never been to before that I’m very unfamiliar with. A lot of it is inspired by filmmakers like John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, and Ridley Scott, because they know how to capture fear. That’s what Kiss Land is to me, an environment that’s just honest fear. I don’t know who I am right now and I’m doing all these outlandish things in these settings that I’m not familiar with. To me, it’s the most terrifying thing ever. So when you hear the screams in the record and you hear all these horror references and you feel scared, listen to the music because I want you to feel what I’m feeling. Kiss Land is like a horror movie."[6]


This quote is very Plutonian/Saturnian. Fear is our most basic human instinct that pushes you to either fight or flight. In a Plutonians case they oftentimes run towards their fear. Even so, Abel knows unconsciously that his fear is trans-formative, so he put himself in situations that gives him horror movie vibes. So that he be stronger.


Whatever the case this post is getting to lengthy, and run-on sentency. My point is The Weeknd is a beautiful singer but fucked up. He needs a hug, family (whatever that is) and a home cooked meal; before he crosses too many boundaries and ends up joining the 27 club. I am not trying to be mean or negative. Hopefully he can cope with the fame and exposure. Anyway this is all I got to say for now :). 


HAPPY ABEL MAKES ME HAPPY, ESPECIALLY IF HE'S ALIVE!!!
By the way I originally started writing this on February 19th, 2014. I love how I am always late to the party and end up feeling like a band-wagon whore. 

Thursday, February 11, 2016

"Random But" ... Aquarius is the evolved version of Aries (kinda)

Aquarius is the evolved version of Aries
Kind of?
These signs are very similar to each other

Both are independent (and crave independence)
Both are natural leaders/individuals
Both are unique and have their own way of doing things
Both have rebellious and reckless streaks.
Both names start with the letter "A"

While Aquarius lacks the passion, personality, energy and the strength (physically and emotionally) of an Aries, Aquarius is like Aries 2.0. Aka Smarter and more socially graceful. I mean come on Aquarius is a fixed sign (so a bit more stubborn), and an air sign (so a bit more communicative and intellectual).

Anyway that's my "Random But" thought.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Aquarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: The AntiChrist

My Aquarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit post is going to be different (because you know, Aquarius is "different" and more "different" than any other sign. For this post, I am featuring not a person (in the literal sense). Instead an idea, a concept, a belief, a prophecy and a being that is both real and unreal depending on who you ask. The title reveals who I am talking about: The Antichrist. For these purposes I am referring to the Antichrist as an entity.
*WARNING THIS POST IS GOING TO BE HELLA LONG.* 
The devil with his Bae, the Antichrist
Different religions believe and agree that the Antichrist is real and is or will be sent to Earth to attempt to destroy humanity. Examples of some religions that believe in the Antichrist:
In Christianity, it's the Antichrist
In Islam  it's Masih ad-Dajjal or "the false messiah"
In Judaism  it's aka Armilus
The Antichrist or False Messiah is a entity that poses and pretends to be the messiah (aka Jesus Christ). This entity works for the devil and its mission is to deceive humanity. Performing "miracles" this being will rise to power around 30, gaining followers and just fucking this up along the way. Until Jesus Christ comes and kicks his butt.

The details about the Antichrist are vague and contrasting. 
Some say the Antichrist  is a prophecy and this being will come in the future. 
Some say the Antichrist is already here. 
Some say the Antichrist will be born from a whore of unnatural conception. This is because the Antichrist is the polar opposite of Jesus's Christ who was born from a Virgin of Holy Spirit concocted conception.
Some say the Antichrist will be from the tribe of Dan—“the viper in the road” (Genesis 49:17) and born in Babylon (present day Iraq)
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Some say the Antichrist will be of European descent (Roman/Italian or Greek)
Some say the Antichrist will be of middle eastern descent such as Syrian (from Syria)
Some say the Antichrist will be Jewish/ from Israel 
Some say the Antichrist will be of an ancient civilization origin, such Assyrian or Babylonian. 

Some say the Antichrist is Obama. 
Or the Pope (usually Benedict).
Or Lady Gaga
The list goes on and on.
The next logical question is how does the zodiac sign, Aquarius, fit into all this? First there is an astrotheme profile of the Antichrist who is listed an Aquarius. The link is here. But how does one choose the sign of Aquarius out of all the zodiac signs? Well astrologer and psychic, Jeane Dixon (a Capricorn btw) crowned Aquarius as the sign for the Antichrist. Here is a link to her "prediction."

Jeane Dixon said the Antichrist will born in Tel El Amarna, Egypt; on February 5th, 1962 at 7:07am (7+7=13 of course!!) on the 66th day of the year. 
To get into the Antichrist's astrology:

The Antichrist is a Super Aquarius with Sun, Moon, AS, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Saturn, and Jupiter in Aquarius and in the 12th house. The Antichrist has a whopping 8 placements in Aquarius. Also several of the planets are conjunct each other. 
Conjunctions are when several planets fall into the same sign and therefore act similar to a conglomerate. Conjunctions in astrology signifies focused, concentrated energy and are seen as very powerful. This is because these planets are all in the same sign so they want they same things and work together to get these things.

Eight planets in the 12th House:
Since we have the time of birth we can look into the house system and the houses of the Antichrist. To start is the 12th House. It's the 3rd and last water House is ruled by Pisces/Neptune. It is also the final and last house of the zodiac. In astrology the 12th House represents the Unconscious. It also represents confinement, self-undoing, surrender, and the house of spiritual death

Asylums, Hospitals, Prisons, Institutions, Monasteries are some of the things that are said to represent the 12th House. The 12th house is also about mystery, otherworldly, and the inevitable. The inevitable being disease/sickness and death. Death as in the physical act of dying, the process of dying.
Overall the 12th House is a spiritual/otherworldly house. People with a bunch of planets in the 12th house are said to be psychic (especially if Sun, Pluto, Moon or Jupiter is in this house). The Antichrist has most of its' planets in the 12 house which is significant. This entity will be a spiritually powerful and in touch and communication with the spiritual realm. 
A quick run through of all the Antichrist's planets in the 12th House; which is spiritually potent and psychic. In Aquarius this will be reflected as a person that's humanitarian focused and believes in a universal brotherhood and reason. Aquarius is progressive, detached, logical, and independent.

Ascendant in the 12th House:
Appearance and public face will be seen as spiritually potent and significant.  

Sun in the 12th House: 
Identity, ego, and sense of self will be seen here. It will be The Antichrist entity is comfortable identifying the presence and existence of the spiritual world.

Mercury in the 12th House:
Communication (writing, speaking, thinking and nonverbal). The Antichrist entity is in communication with the spiritual world (see, hear, speak to otherworldly entities).

Moon in the 12th House:
Emotional responses, feelings, and habits.  The Antichrist entity will feel emotionally attached, embraced and influenced by the spiritual world.

Venus in the 12th House:
Beauty, how one loves and relates to others. The Antichrist entity finds beauty and relationships in the spiritual world.

Mars in the 12th House:
Sexuality and Action/Energy/Aggression. The Antichrist entity's sexuality and purpose of action will be otherworldly and be for the spiritual world. May seduce otherworldly beings and find ways for them to travel to the physical world.

Jupiter in the 12th House: Expansion, faith and beliefs. The Antichrist entity has faith and beliefs in the spiritual realm. The Antichrist entity will also want to expand its personal beliefs about the spiritual world to others. Possible missionary work for the spiritual world and to expand people's perceptions of the spiritual world.

Saturn in the 12th House:
Restriction, Boundaries, and Responsibilities. The Antichrist entity will feel like it has a responsibility to break down boundaries that separate the spiritual world from the physical world. Will set up a new system that will make all this possible. The Antichrist entity will bring about the destruction of old ideas of the spiritual world. Will transform these ideas in favor of the spiritual world. 

Midheaven (MC) in Sagittarius 
See, I know Sag is good for something. The Antichrist entity has the Midheaven or the Medium Coeli (MC) in Sagittarius. The mid-heaven signifies your career path and is the most public and visible position in your natal chart.
 
MC in Sagittarius is a lucky placement built for fame, popularity and riches. This is because first Sagittarius in ruled by Jupiter (a great benefic planet in astrology). Jupiter is all about expansion, luck, optimism, knowledge, and opportunities. Luck is about opportunity and Jupiter likes to expand overextend itself so this creates opportunities. 
The Antichrist entity will be interested in such careers: Politician, Lawyer, Professor, Spiritual Leader, Business leader, Ambassador, etc. Whatever career its chooses it will be an easy rise to power, will take risks that pays off and will have many opportunities. With the backing of the Devil, evil and demons the Antichrist should be quite successful.

Pluto and Uranus are conjunct
Image result for collapse of society
The Antichrist has Pluto and Uranus conjunct in its natal chart. Though in different signs, Pluto and Uranus conjunct is like the perfect storm for random, dramatic, and violent situations that results in significant changes in society. Pluto represents destruction and transformation. Uranus rebellion and instability. Pluto and Uranus are generational planets so they effects a whole generation of people. 

Pluto in Virgo and Uranus in Leo in the 7th house
 
The Antichrist has Pluto in Virgo and Uranus in Leo in the 7th house. The 7th house represents relationships and partnerships in astrology. It's what we look for long term in a partner. It's what we attract and project to others.

Pluto in the 7th House in Virgo:
Destruction and transformation. Will either be controlling and destructive in relationships. Or will attract others with controlling and destructive qualities. Will also project these qualities onto others. Relationships are powerful, important, destructive and ultimately trans-formative. All of this done in a Virgo, generational, and interpersonal way (changeable, deliberate, organized, logical, earthy way).

Uranus in the 7th House in Leo:
Rebelliousness and instability. Will either be rebellious and unstable in relationships or attract others with rebellious/unstable qualities. Will also project these qualities onto others. All of this done in a Leo, generational, and interpersonal way (stubborn, proud, confident, egocentric, fiery way).

Neptune squaring 5 planets
Notice that Neptune is in Scorpio squares Aquarius. The Antichrist has Neptune squaring 5 planets: Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter. Squares are difficult in astrology, it represents area (s) in our natal charts and in our lives that don't come naturally for us. In this case for the Antichrist; Neptune's energies are difficult to integrate in many of the Antichrist's personal planets
Neptune represents emotional understanding and receptivity. It represents the arts and is said to be a higher octave of Venus (love). Its spiritual, emotional, perceptive, intuitive, and inspirational. 
The Antichrist has a high level of sensitivity and intuition but also self delusional. The Antichrist will suffer from problems with honesty, and will be very easily influenced and deceived (by none other than the Devil duh!!!). It will have escapist tendencies and can suffer from addictions.

Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th House
The Antichrist has Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th House. The 9th House represents knowledge, higher learning and belief systems. Scorpio is a sign that represents stubborn emotional extremist that intense, perceptive, and secretive. Combine the elusiveness of Neptune and the emotional intensity of Scorpio, Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th house is a crazy, fucked up placement
The Antichrist is interested in unorthodox, fringe subjects and learning systems. The occult, metaphysics, and spiritualism. In other words the Antichrist will probably be interested in and will believe in some crazy, weird ass shit. 
  
Like Aleister Crowley meets Hitler means Jim Jones beliefs. Or believing in a flying spaghetti monster. Or even the destruction of humanity. 
The extra crazy/scary thing about this is, these ideas will not be just of its own creation but also the manifestation of entity (ies) like the Devil's own beliefs and influence. Clairvoyance is a high possibility for people with this placement. The Antichrist here is naive, delusional and impressionable with beliefs.

Verdict: 
Aquarius as the Antichrist is very plausible and believable astrologically wiseThe Antichrist has multiple planets in Aquarius with 8 planets in the 12th house. So off the bat this entity will be spiritual, otherworldly, and focused on the "brotherhood of man". 
Image result for age of aquarius
Aquarius represents logical reason,  and independent free thought which are traditionally (The Age of Enlightenment anyone?) the natural enemies of religion. This very perfect chart for the Antichrist. 

Especially since we are in/transitioning into the Age of Aquarius. We are moving out of the age of Pisces (aka Jesus Christ, organized religions, selflessness, controlled by a higher power). Age of Aquarius is all about technology, space travel, sustainability, and "democracy". 
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The Age of Aquarius also represents individuality and the lost of individuality (for the group and group consciousness) aka the individual in the community ideal. People forget that Aquarius is ruled both by Uranus and Saturn. So this sign swings between the rebellion to structure pendulum. If the Antichrist does exist this is the perfect time to rise to power and attempt to destroy humanity. I mean come on social media, they can Tweet or Snapchat their diabolical plans and shit.
In conclusion, Astrology represents potential and isn't necessarily about prediction. I just predicted it in the direction of the Antichrist. Anyway astrology is all about free will. So don't worry if you are born in Tel El Amarna, Egypt; on February 5th, 1962 at 7:07am. You may or may not be the Antichrist, it's all up to you.
This blog post is hella long, but it is about The Antichrist which is both creepy and fascinating. Hoped you enjoy reading this.