Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Sagittarius Season & National Celebrate the Betrayal & Genocide of the Native Americans (aka Thanksgiving)!!!

Happy Sagittarius Season & National Celebrate the Betrayal & Genocide of the Native Americans (aka Thanksgiving)!!!

The sun has been in the optimistic and jovial Jupiter ruled Sagittarius for a couple of days now.  This is a time of optimism, thanksgiving (being grateful & appreciative for family, friends, life, stuff, etc.). This is a also time for having fun & overindulgence (overspending, over-eating, slacking off possibly starting a drug addiction because of  holiday blues).

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

I HIT MY GOAL 20,000 VIEWS YESTERDAY!!!! THANK YOU WHOMEVER READS THIS BLOG!

I HIT MY GOAL 20,000 VIEWS YESTERDAY!!!! THANK YOU WHOMEVER READS THIS BLOG!

Mind you this is without promotion on Social Media (aka no Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter). I think only like 4 people in life know about this blog, so no bragging about how amazing my content/writing is.

Anyways thanks, tell your friends about MY BLOG. :)

Monday, November 21, 2016

Gemini vs Scorpio: US Presidental Elections

I was totally wrong about my prediction that Hillary Clinton would be the first female President. It was quite shocking that Donald Trump won and no one, NO ONE (AKA LIBERALS & THE MEDIA) saw that coming. Guess we all got caught up.
In hindsight it is not that shocking. Astrology wise, Scorpio/Plutonian placements is very polarizing to others. The public either love or hate you. In this situation trust you (Lying Hillary anyone?). I thought Hillary had an astrological advantage being that it's Scorpio season (since she's a Scorpio and all). But trust/relate-ability are IMPORTANT.

Whatever the case everyone including me seems to forget that Gemini is crafty/random/slippery. They are hooked onto the mutable glorious-ness that defies logic, irrationality, spirituality or reality. Anyway got to get used to saying/hearing President Trump. To quote President Trump; "Winners aren't Losers."

Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation



If you were born between 1983-1995 congratulations you are apart of the Pluto in Scorpio generation. Well maybe not congratulations since Scorpio is one of the most fucked up signs in the zodiac. Scorpio is also one of the most powerful/trans-formative signs (so relax your tits). This represents people who are between the ages of 21-33.

History
To understand the present/emerging generation, we must understand the past.From 1983-1995 was a crazy time in the world (especially in America). AIDS, nuclear weapons & power capitalism vs. communism ideology Cold war, business mergers, divorce culture, and globalization to name a few. The Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation grew up in memory of the reality of nuclear oblivion, death, endings, the bad side of sex & drugs and ideological violence. 
Not only that but we grew up around privilege and often had helicopter parents all of which juxtaposes the sense of uncertainty and doom/gloom of the world/surroundings. 
We also grew up in a time where the Pluto in Libra generation held the reins of society/culture/the world. What Pluto in Libra did was help facilitate the destruction/transformation of relationships while making everything appear shiny/pretty/beautiful. The "We Are The World/Bold & Beautiful but if you can't satisfy me sexually or mentally I will divorce you" mentality. Pretty much with all these mix messages we came out confused, slightly bratty/entitled and disillusioned about life/reality. 

The Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation
This is where my The Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation thing comes in. I personally think  Pluto in Scorpio Generation is the TMI (aka Too Much Information) generation. This generation (my generation btw) has master the art of Oversharing; while not revealing anything too deep or meaningful about themselves. They literally can give someone too much information, yet you will probably never really know who they are. Which is literally the definition of Scorpio. 
Strangely enough we are in the Age of Aquarius. 

We are in the information "Free the Internet" Age. "Social" networks, sharing, liking, commenting. Everything appears beautiful, happy, and normal. Even so, Aquarius is astrologically squared (in a difficult/challenging position) to Scorpio. But the Scorpio is the opposite/anti-hero of the pretty/shiny things. Its ugly, depressed, and abnormal.

On the surface, Pluto in Scorpio generation members can be progressive, supportive, assertive, and cooperative (Aquarian). But below the surface there is an undercurrent of reactionary-iness, stubbornness, contradiction, money/power hunger, passive aggressiveness types that feel too highly of themselves (Scorpio).

This generation, my generation is bursting with ideas, emotions, information, & technology; that they don't know what to do with themselves.

Anyway here are SOME Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation Things:

Gossip/"Reality" Sites and Media/Mediums
Worldstarhiphop
TMZ
Mediatakeout
Reality shows
Vampires
Exploitation of one's self/family
Themes: The exposure/overexposure of secrets, taboos, and lives. Getting attention by doing bad/controversial/shameless things. Intellectualizing/Justifying instead of feeling/experiencing/living.

Social media & Personal Identity/Trolls
Facebook
Instagram
YouTube
Twitter
Hipsters
Hip hop/rap
Themes: Connecting in a detached way. Illusion, creating an image/ identity/brand that is different from who you are (filters). Secrets, anonymity, internet trolls, airing everything out. Rejection of PC (Political Correctness).

Sex, Sexuality, and Relationships
Porn/Sex Education
Sexting
Tinder/ Online Dating
OK Cupid
Male Sex Dolls
S & M/BDSM culture
Themes: Detachment, impersonal, Unhealthy illusions about sex/sexuality. Shame. Fear of sex and connection, superficial means to achieve love/connections. Sex/sexuality natures (most learned of sex through porn/Neptune)

Social Activism/Politics 
Racism White Privilege 
Equal Rights for EVERYONE: Gay, Trans, & 
Womens' Rights specifically Sexuality, Slut, Shame
Gender/Identity
Black Lives Matter
Conspiracy Theories/ Illuminati/New World Order.
Materialism vs Sustainability/Green Movement/Minimalism 
Themes: The importance and value in the "The Other" aka historically social outcasts that are downtrodden, shamed and oppressed. Challenging the powers that be.

What the Scorpio Pluto generation is doing (with the help of Age of Aquarius) is exposing the ugliness, manipulative and condescending nature of society and to a greater reach: humanity. This is not a bad thing because this is necessary. We need good with the bad, ugliness so we can appreciate beauty. We need to exorcise our demons before we take our place in the light and among the angels. The Pluto in Scorpio "TMI" Generation aids in this painful but necessary process.

By the way this is me theorizing, I've been sitting on this blog post for almost three years and I just want to push this out. Still a work in progress. P.S. Scorpio Season is ending in a couple of days and I thought I will throw this nugget out there.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Scorpio Rapper Drake Makes Being Butt-Hurt, Sensitive & Emotional Cool

Yea I said it. Scorpio Rapper Drake Makes Being Butt-Hurt, Sensitive & Emotional Cool. Drake has a Stellium in Scorpio, but at the same time manages to build a brand/persona as being butt hurt, sensitive, and emotional cool. This is pretty strange and rare since Scorpios (especially super Scorpios) are not known to be emotional/wear their hearts/emotions on their sleeves. Astrotheme profile link here
Anyway I blame this on Drake's:

Moon in Cancer in the 11th House
This placement, his fans/public are his friends whom he is comfortable sharing his emotions/feelings/ideas/feelings with. It's important to note Moon in Cancer is at home/dignified and very sentimental/comfortable in emotions. P.S. Taylor Swift has Moon in Cancer.

Mars in Aquarius in the 6th House
This placement makes Drake, very detached from his feelings/emotions. Drake intellectualizes his feelings and uses it in action (Mars) as source for his work (6th House). Random but I have Mars in Aquarius and a water dominate chart BUT Mars in Aquarius lightens the load and makes the native a bit more cerebral in it's approach to life/situations.

Sun, Pluto, and Venus in Scorpio in the 3rd House
This Scorpio stellium in the 6th House facilitates his need to intensely and obsessively communicate. This is where he shines/feels at home (Sun), where he connects to people and finds pleasure in with (Venus), and where he gets his power/exorcises/transforms himself constantly in (Pluto).
Though I am not a fan, I respect Drake's music/persona. I also admire his courage to be shamelessly vulnerable. He is definitely needed for the Pluto in Scorpio Generation.

Friday, November 18, 2016

Ode to the QUEEN of Scorpio SHADE: RuPaul

I am surprised and a bit disappointed that I didn't find that much shade examples from RuPaul, the world's most famous drag star and Gay Cultural Icon. BTW I was going with Kathy Griffin, the Scorpio comedian, but I decided against it. Partly because she's a comedian, so that kinda like cheating. But more importantly because RuPaul is a BLACK, GAY ICON, two identities that are the founding ingredients/communities of the cultural significance known as shade.

Let's get into some astrology now. Astrotheme profile link here. I will be focusing on:
Sun, Moon, & Mercury in Scorpio
Pluto in Virgo/Uranus in Leo in the 3rd House
Venus in Capricorn in the 7th House
Mars in Cancer in the 1st House
Gemini Ascendant

Sun, Moon, & Mercury in Scorpio
RuPaul has a stellium in Scorpio. This concentration of Scorpio planets makes him intense, deep, and insightful. He sees all and forgets nothing. Making him the best person to dish shade out. Btw this doesn't mean he does it all the time, but when he does, have your Kleenex ready, boo!

Pluto in Virgo/Uranus in Leo in the 3rd House
Pluto in Virgo in the 3rd House
This placement SCREAMS shade. Pluto in Virgo in the 3rd House makes for someone that wields enormous power when it comes to communication. This also signifies an obsessive need to communicate, to be hear, and for his words/opinions to be respected, seen as valuable and power. Overall naturally his words can hurt (Scorpio mercury) but with Pluto in Virgo his words can hurt in all the right places. Talk about precision, hunnity!.

Uranus in Leo in the 3rd House
HIS MASCULINE LOOK IS JUST AS SHADY

While Uranus (rebelliousness/independence) in flamboyant and dramatic Leo, can give way to a creative & unique communicator that is all for theatrics and expressing one's individuality through communications. AKA Creative SHADE.

Venus in Capricorn in the 7th House
Here Venus in Capricorn is business minded, class oriented, slightly repressed and focused on building and maintaining relationships. Here Venus is socially conscious/sensitive, prone to people pleasing, and is all about pleasure/harmony. This is why one may choose to throw shade. To display displeasure/anger without causing too much drama or making a big scene. Some may see this as passive aggressive but this placement is very much about keeping the peace and keeping things light. 

Mars in Cancer in the 1st House
Image result for Rupaul throwing shade
This placement is emotional and is the defining ingredient in his unique recipe and brand of SHADE. The stoic-ness of Venus in Capricorn and the secretiveness of his Scorpio stellium gets cancelled out with Mars in Cancer. Mars in Cancer cardinal energy reacts quicker and can't let things fester too long. This is especially turn since RuPaul's Mars is in such a public place (the first house). This makes it very active, dynamic and in your face. He can throw it, dish it, and serve it with ease.

Gemini Ascendant
Image result for Rupaul throwing shade
This is a lighthearted placement (like Venus in Capricorn in the 7th House). Very communicative and curious, this placement lightens up RuPaul's intense and serious chart. Gemini is naturally a wordsmith, so it can throw shade all day and can talk it's way out of fisticuffs. 
Anyway this is the end (obviously). Happy Belated Bday to RuPaul (his birthday was yesterday). As I get closer to the end of my Ode to the QUEEN/KING of Insert Sign here SHADE it is important to note that there isn't a specific shade placement, it's a collective of different kinds of placements and one's individuality/experiences. I feel I have to put this Politically Correct (PC) disclaimer for the butt-hurt people btw I look out for all my butt-hurt peoples.
I still have Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius & Pisces shade.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Strange Observations about Astrology Signs/Placements

Random but:

Capricorn moons are extremely dependable.

Capricorns complaint

Leos fish for compliments

Some Scorpios/Plutonians try to be as repulsive/unattractive/unlovable as possible to attract others & get others to like them. 

Cancers/Virgos/Aquariuses can be very dogmatic.

Aries are very forgetful

April Aries are more ARIES than March ones

Sags are never around but are always here.

Geminis are secretly tough.

Pisces are always around but are never here.

Tauruses/Libras are always trying to sell you something (without you even realizing this).

Aquarius don't give a shit about ANYTHING. They pretend they do, but they are smart enough to know that they don't.

That's enough stereotyping for one night. :D

Monday, November 14, 2016

Scorpio and Plutonian Placements: Hold Back or Hold On

Hold Back or Hold On, That is the question
I don't like to wear my Plutonian energy. Rejected it a long time ago. I have a couple of Saturn placements so I HAVE to create boundaries. I also have Venus in Pisces, opposite Jupiter (haha no boundaries). Plutonian energy is STRONG. If you start abusing it, you may not be able to go back. It is very easy to abuse it. Very easy not to take the high road, to remain petty and unevolved.
Early in my short life, I abused my Plutonian energy and an unsettling experience, made me stop before it got too far. This epiphany is rare, because we Plutonians don't know how to stop. Often its too late. Plus it's very hard to unlearn bad habits.
Even so, rejecting it is also not the answer. I am learning this the hard way. You cannot reject or control who you ARE. Rejecting doesn't work, it is who you are, so it is going to come out, now or LATER. And you do not want it to come out later. Holding back or holding on. Which do you choose?

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

TMZ is Scorpio: Happy Birthday!!!


The popular celebrity news (aka professional GOSSIP & TROLLING) site/brand is Scorpio.  Today is TMZ's birthday!

Born November 8th 2005, created by Virgo Harvey Levin and some other guy. I did the chart. 
TMZ has:
Sun and Jupiter in Scorpio
Moon and Neptune in Aquarius
Mercury and Pluto in Sagittarius
Venus in Capricorn
Mars in Taurus
Saturn in Leo
Uranus in Pisces

Natal Chart below for those curious
Happy Birthday!!!

Friday, November 4, 2016

Scorpio Princess of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation: Hillary Clinton

Election Day is approaching and I thought I will devote my Princess/Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation series: Scorpio edition to  Hillary Clinton, soon to be president (yes I said it). I had to think about it because I was going towards Scorpio billionaire Bill Gates but the obvious answer stood before me (well was on the television before me). 
I chose Hillary Clinton for two reasons. One is because she is a woman representative of power & ambition and a womAn empowerment & achievement symbol (current FLOTUS) Michelle Obama is also one). If you haven't noticed feminism, challenging/destroying the patriarchy, and celebrating women are all popular media and pop culture topics right now. Hillary is redefining what it means to be a woman and a working professional. 
WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING, STOP FUCKING LYING
Two is because she is a symbol/model of will, guts and stamina for all Plutonians regardless of gender. The world had to watch her go through the embarrassment of the sex scandals of her cheating husband former President Bill Clinton. Even so, she managed to go through it and still be on top. Third she is so Plutonian it isn't even funny. Anyway let's get into her astrology.

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Super Scorpio Stellium
Hillary has a Super Scorpio Stellium with Ascendant, Sun, Mercury & Venus all in Scorpio. This shows that she is SECRETIVE, PRIVATE, INTENSE, POWERFUL & AMBITIOUS. The fact that a lot people don't trust Hillary has some merit/validity. Hillary is not one to be played with. She has transformed and transcend herself from wife of politician, lawyer, First Lady, Senator from New York, Secretary of State, to future President. Her story is all about re-invention and redefining other people's expectations of you. The Pluto in Scorpio Generation and later generations especially women have/will look up to her and admire her transformation powers.

Super Plutonian Leo Stellium
Hillary has a Leo Stellium (Mars, Saturn & Pluto) in the 9th House. This means first she has a HUGE EGO (stelliums in both fixed signs Scorpio & Leo). The Leo stellium makes her very proud, popular, jovial & charismatic. The 9th House is the house of philosophy, higher education, travel, faith, law, politics, religion, and beliefs/belief systems. Here in the 9th House Hillary has a Leo personality and spin on 9th House themes. She is definitely concerned with self, individuality, and 

This isn't the kicker though. She has: 
Mars & Saturn conjunct Pluto
Venus & Mercury Square Pluto
Her Mars & Saturn conjunct Pluto means that her energy/willpower/work ethic/stamina (Mars) & her sense of limitations/boundaries/responsibilities (Saturn) are working together with her Pluto (destruction, power & transformation). This is a HUGE ASTROLOGICAL CONFIGURATION. She's probably a workaholic that micromanages.
Overall Hillary Clinton represents a new chapter in the current Age of Aquarius. A shift from tradition, stereotypes, boundaries, and limitations of womanhood. Not only that but also Hillary is a symbol of personal power transcended.