Ode to QUEEN of Aquarius Shade: Kenya Moore

This one is long overdue and hard for me to write because I couldn't think of good examples of Aquarius celebrities and reality stars throwing shade. Maybe Brandy throwing shade at Monica. Maybe Etta James throwing shade at Beyonce. But these celebrities are not known for throwing shade. Like they have to be known and they can’t be comedians (otherwise Chris Rock would’ve definitely been on here).

Anyway I chose Kenya Moore because she’s an Aquarius and she’s on a popular reality show. FYI I don’t know why but I keep calling her Kendra Moore in my head. I don’t know much about her other than she was a Miss Universe? Pageant person, Gone with the Wind Fabulous and a video girl for Jay Z? Anyway gonna keep this short and sweet.

Her Astrotheme profile (no time of birth btw, link here).

Capricorn moon & mercury conjunct

Kenya Moore’s brand of shade seems to be one “trying” to be classy. Read Bougie and holier than thou’ shade. Attacking someone’s worth, status, possessions and money which makes sense considering her Capricorn moon & mercury conjunction. Her shade could be similar to Capricorn sun Tiffany “New York” Pollard; except Kenya shade is a bit dry, not funny or entertaining and is kinda lame. Halfway through writing this I am thinking that Drita from Mob Wives is much better choice. Oh well Drita I will use you for something else.

Capricorn moon & mercury conjunction alone is not a traditionally shady position in my opinion. Capricorn energy is direct, serious, and prefers to be level headed and without the emotions and dramatics which is so opposite of shade. People with Capricorn energy probably feel that shade is beneath them and considers such actions low class.

Venus and Neptune conjunct & Mars conjunct Jupiter & Neptune all in Sagittarius

Kenya will be completely ruthless and cold if it wasn’t for her Venus and Neptune conjunct & Mars conjunct Jupiter & Neptune all in Sagittarius. Man that was mouthful. She has a stellium in Sagittarius. Watching clips for research I honestly don’t think Kenya wants to fuss, fight or throw shade. An abundance of Sagittarius energy is prone to restlessness, getting angry quickly but recovering even faster.  I don’t see shade much here. 

Uranus in Libra Retrograde

Uranus in Libra rebels in Libra like ways. Passive-aggression, fairness, and superficiality. She sees herself as classy and tries to keep her shade "classy." That doesn’t always work out because her mercury squares Uranus, making for erratic communications.

Anyways I am so bored writing this so yea. Here are some Kenya Moore  shade gifs. Bye