theastrofiend's BEST Zodiac Sign Pair Couples Synastry Relationship Compatibility Combos

theastrofiend's BEST Zodiac Sign Pair Couples Synastry Relationship Compatibility Combos

Now that's it's Libra season it seems the perfect time to talk about Relationship/Romantic Synastry/Compatibility in astrology. I have been thinking about random ass zodiac sign pairings that can be great together. Here is what I have! Enjoy!

Leo & Capricorn

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Leo & Scorpio 

Why?: Y'all can both speak softly and carry big sticks together. Or rob, cheat, steal, hide bodies, and get others to do the dirty work, and take all the blame while Jedi mind tricking them into believing you do more than you can actually do. This is a Great pair for status, power, and wealth building. Both pairs have the will & staying power, as long as y'all stay in your lanes and don't try to boss each other around or control or kill each other 

Leo & Gemini

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Gemini & Aries

Why?: Whether it be swinging/poly lifestyles, shoplifting, taking back that ex; keying a car or jumping someone y'all can have fun and hype each other up regardless of all the bad decisions and choices that will ensue. Especially with Gemini's multi personalities, that's more love and attention for Leo. Leo can offer some stability, mutual ego stroking in return for Gemini. While Gemini can manipulate/rile up Aries & Aries can physically protect Gemini from the beating they rightfully deserve.

Leo & Libra

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Capricorn & Libra

Why?: Y'all can look fashionable, be flirty, be fake nice, share sugar daddies, backstab, lie about your body count, rake up credit card debt, film each other's onlyfans videos, rob from your jobs, take forcefully your parents and grandparents social security, disability checks, life insurance, and medication while you social climb together.

Sagittarius & Pisces 

Why?: Y'all can be Unreliable, flighty, needy but strangely non-committal, chill, open minded, & use recreational mind expanding drugs, hide from the cops, lawyers, doctors, spouses, and kids together.

Scorpio & Capricorn 

Why?: Y'all Scary Ass Malefics can unite to dominate, control, and conquer the world through fear, intimidation, manipulation, sexual/emotional blackmail, and occasional violence.

Aries & Capricorn

Why?: Y'all can be Boss ass mean ass bully ass bitches together. The anger and tension can motivate and be a turn on/energy booster. As long as y'all are not lazy, broke, insecure, or emotionally/sexually repressed y'all can make the world get on its knees and be your bitch baby.

Taurus & Cancer

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Taurus & Libra

Why?: Y'all can be lazy, greedy, slimy, grimmy couch potatoes together. Y'all can Nurture and create abundance/wealth/beauty or enable each other's vices with your sloth like, scheming, scamming, materialistic freakish sexual rabies zombie natures together.

Aquarius & Capricorn

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Aquarius & Scorpio 

Why?: Y'all can enable each other's emotionally repression, be unavailable sexually,  physically,  emotionally,  mentally, financially, encourage each other's childhood trauma, and emotional stuntness together. Stoic and unimpressed resting bitch faces contests & emotionally manipulative mind games are your foreplay.

Sagittarius & Gemini 

Why?: Y'all are the best zodiac opposition pair hands down. Y'all can handle each other's very mutable very public freak-outs, talk each other out of killing each other and others (like Bonnie & Clyde non serial killing accountability partners) and accept/forgive each other's endless array of apologies over your mutual stints of lying, cheating, abandonment, court ordered rehab, therapy, parenting/anger management classes, and incarcerations/hospitalizations.

Pisces & Capricorn 

Why?: Y'all can bring out each other's hidden natures. Capricorn scary ass is really a scary cat. Pisces scary cat ass is really a scary ass. While both of y'all can role play, be a switch (dom or sub),  a top or a bottom, and can suffer/punish each other successfully.

Pisces & Virgo

Why?: Y'all can harm each other and then heal each other. Y'all can pretend like you're perfect poise sweet angels during the week and in the weekend go on your demon sprees kicking asses sucking the souls & the tasty bone marrows from babies, kids, the elderly, the poor, the rich, the addicted/sick, puppies and kittens.

Aquarius & Taurus 

Why?: Y'all can be elitist, music/food/movie snobs together. With Aquarius devious intellect and cool cunning sociopathic tendencies helping Taurus intellectually inferior mind/thinking skills but masterful skill in making/attracting money & wealth and looking sexy AF y'all can trick people into thinking you are good natured down to earth humanitarians.

Sagittarius & Aquarius

Why?: Y'all can combine your massive self righteous know it all mortally corrupt energies' to cross boundaries. Y'all like activities like creating homemade diy hydrogen bombs, cursing and hexing the moon, the sun and those pesky faes/fairies, creating machines that control the weather and create biological weapons of mass destruction. All while your restless non-loyal busy body asses stay cheating, passing stds back and forth till they mutate to a new super resistant STD, running away from commitment & pretending to commit to & love your Libra/Cancer/Scorpio mating victims

Gemini x Pisces

Why?: Y'all can lie, cheat, and steal together. Pisces can fall in love with one of Gemini's twin, and the other Gemini twin can get jealous and steal Pisces away from it's twin. Pisces can fall in love with both twins, pit them against each other only to cheat and fall in love with the Hat Man it met while astro-projecting in another dimension.

Libra x Pisces 

Why?: Libra can flirt with Pisces mom, brothers and sisters and have a sugar baby relationship with Pisces father that leads to Pisces parents divorce. Pisces can cry and end up drunk hooking up with Libra's boss who falls in love with Pisces. Libra ends up being the mistress to the boss while Pisces falls in love with the ex wife of the boss who's seeing Pisces as a patient and Pisces being the therapist 

Virgo x Capricorn 

Why?: Y'all can wake up after 30 years (really 2 years in real time) and realize you actually hate each other but decide to stay together because the lease in your apartment will be up in 7 months and how are you guys going to decide who gets to keep the dog? Ultimately deciding to drop the dog blind folded at a park 10 miles away from your apartment in the middle of the night because you rather the dog roam the streets instead of witness you fight, shout, eat

Scorpio x Cancer

Why?: Cancer can stalk Scorpio, ugly cry, and bake cookies and cook full meals until Scorpio falls in love. All while the Scorpio knows Cancer has been stalking it because it has been stalking the Cancer FIRST. Y'all can cry, manipulate, abuse, file and break restraining orders together, while having break babies separately and constantly cheating on their current partners with each other