Friday, February 5, 2016

Aquarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: The AntiChrist

My Aquarius Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit post is going to be different (because you know, Aquarius is "different" and more "different" than any other sign. For this post, I am featuring not a person (in the literal sense). Instead an idea, a concept, a belief, a prophecy and a being that is both real and unreal depending on who you ask. The title reveals who I am talking about: The Antichrist. For these purposes I am referring to the Antichrist as an entity.
*WARNING THIS POST IS GOING TO BE HELLA LONG.* 
The devil with his Bae, the Antichrist
Different religions believe and agree that the Antichrist is real and is or will be sent to Earth to attempt to destroy humanity. Examples of some religions that believe in the Antichrist:
In Christianity, it's the Antichrist
In Islam  it's Masih ad-Dajjal or "the false messiah"
In Judaism  it's aka Armilus
The Antichrist or False Messiah is a entity that poses and pretends to be the messiah (aka Jesus Christ). This entity works for the devil and its mission is to deceive humanity. Performing "miracles" this being will rise to power around 30, gaining followers and just fucking this up along the way. Until Jesus Christ comes and kicks his butt.

The details about the Antichrist are vague and contrasting. 
Some say the Antichrist  is a prophecy and this being will come in the future. 
Some say the Antichrist is already here. 
Some say the Antichrist will be born from a whore of unnatural conception. This is because the Antichrist is the polar opposite of Jesus's Christ who was born from a Virgin of Holy Spirit concocted conception.
Some say the Antichrist will be from the tribe of Dan—“the viper in the road” (Genesis 49:17) and born in Babylon (present day Iraq)
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Some say the Antichrist will be of European descent (Roman/Italian or Greek)
Some say the Antichrist will be of middle eastern descent such as Syrian (from Syria)
Some say the Antichrist will be Jewish/ from Israel 
Some say the Antichrist will be of an ancient civilization origin, such Assyrian or Babylonian. 

Some say the Antichrist is Obama. 
Or the Pope (usually Benedict).
Or Lady Gaga
The list goes on and on.
The next logical question is how does the zodiac sign, Aquarius, fit into all this? First there is an astrotheme profile of the Antichrist who is listed an Aquarius. The link is here. But how does one choose the sign of Aquarius out of all the zodiac signs? Well astrologer and psychic, Jeane Dixon (a Capricorn btw) crowned Aquarius as the sign for the Antichrist. Here is a link to her "prediction."

Jeane Dixon said the Antichrist will born in Tel El Amarna, Egypt; on February 5th, 1962 at 7:07am (7+7=13 of course!!) on the 66th day of the year. 
To get into the Antichrist's astrology:

The Antichrist is a Super Aquarius with Sun, Moon, AS, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Saturn, and Jupiter in Aquarius and in the 12th house. The Antichrist has a whopping 8 placements in Aquarius. Also several of the planets are conjunct each other. 
Conjunctions are when several planets fall into the same sign and therefore act similar to a conglomerate. Conjunctions in astrology signifies focused, concentrated energy and are seen as very powerful. This is because these planets are all in the same sign so they want they same things and work together to get these things.

Eight planets in the 12th House:
Since we have the time of birth we can look into the house system and the houses of the Antichrist. To start is the 12th House. It's the 3rd and last water House is ruled by Pisces/Neptune. It is also the final and last house of the zodiac. In astrology the 12th House represents the Unconscious. It also represents confinement, self-undoing, surrender, and the house of spiritual death

Asylums, Hospitals, Prisons, Institutions, Monasteries are some of the things that are said to represent the 12th House. The 12th house is also about mystery, otherworldly, and the inevitable. The inevitable being disease/sickness and death. Death as in the physical act of dying, the process of dying.
Overall the 12th House is a spiritual/otherworldly house. People with a bunch of planets in the 12th house are said to be psychic (especially if Sun, Pluto, Moon or Jupiter is in this house). The Antichrist has most of its' planets in the 12 house which is significant. This entity will be a spiritually powerful and in touch and communication with the spiritual realm. 
A quick run through of all the Antichrist's planets in the 12th House; which is spiritually potent and psychic. In Aquarius this will be reflected as a person that's humanitarian focused and believes in a universal brotherhood and reason. Aquarius is progressive, detached, logical, and independent.

Ascendant in the 12th House:
Appearance and public face will be seen as spiritually potent and significant.  

Sun in the 12th House: 
Identity, ego, and sense of self will be seen here. It will be The Antichrist entity is comfortable identifying the presence and existence of the spiritual world.

Mercury in the 12th House:
Communication (writing, speaking, thinking and nonverbal). The Antichrist entity is in communication with the spiritual world (see, hear, speak to otherworldly entities).

Moon in the 12th House:
Emotional responses, feelings, and habits.  The Antichrist entity will feel emotionally attached, embraced and influenced by the spiritual world.

Venus in the 12th House:
Beauty, how one loves and relates to others. The Antichrist entity finds beauty and relationships in the spiritual world.

Mars in the 12th House:
Sexuality and Action/Energy/Aggression. The Antichrist entity's sexuality and purpose of action will be otherworldly and be for the spiritual world. May seduce otherworldly beings and find ways for them to travel to the physical world.

Jupiter in the 12th House: Expansion, faith and beliefs. The Antichrist entity has faith and beliefs in the spiritual realm. The Antichrist entity will also want to expand its personal beliefs about the spiritual world to others. Possible missionary work for the spiritual world and to expand people's perceptions of the spiritual world.

Saturn in the 12th House:
Restriction, Boundaries, and Responsibilities. The Antichrist entity will feel like it has a responsibility to break down boundaries that separate the spiritual world from the physical world. Will set up a new system that will make all this possible. The Antichrist entity will bring about the destruction of old ideas of the spiritual world. Will transform these ideas in favor of the spiritual world. 

Midheaven (MC) in Sagittarius 
See, I know Sag is good for something. The Antichrist entity has the Midheaven or the Medium Coeli (MC) in Sagittarius. The mid-heaven signifies your career path and is the most public and visible position in your natal chart.
 
MC in Sagittarius is a lucky placement built for fame, popularity and riches. This is because first Sagittarius in ruled by Jupiter (a great benefic planet in astrology). Jupiter is all about expansion, luck, optimism, knowledge, and opportunities. Luck is about opportunity and Jupiter likes to expand overextend itself so this creates opportunities. 
The Antichrist entity will be interested in such careers: Politician, Lawyer, Professor, Spiritual Leader, Business leader, Ambassador, etc. Whatever career its chooses it will be an easy rise to power, will take risks that pays off and will have many opportunities. With the backing of the Devil, evil and demons the Antichrist should be quite successful.

Pluto and Uranus are conjunct
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The Antichrist has Pluto and Uranus conjunct in its natal chart. Though in different signs, Pluto and Uranus conjunct is like the perfect storm for random, dramatic, and violent situations that results in significant changes in society. Pluto represents destruction and transformation. Uranus rebellion and instability. Pluto and Uranus are generational planets so they effects a whole generation of people. 

Pluto in Virgo and Uranus in Leo in the 7th house
 
The Antichrist has Pluto in Virgo and Uranus in Leo in the 7th house. The 7th house represents relationships and partnerships in astrology. It's what we look for long term in a partner. It's what we attract and project to others.

Pluto in the 7th House in Virgo:
Destruction and transformation. Will either be controlling and destructive in relationships. Or will attract others with controlling and destructive qualities. Will also project these qualities onto others. Relationships are powerful, important, destructive and ultimately trans-formative. All of this done in a Virgo, generational, and interpersonal way (changeable, deliberate, organized, logical, earthy way).

Uranus in the 7th House in Leo:
Rebelliousness and instability. Will either be rebellious and unstable in relationships or attract others with rebellious/unstable qualities. Will also project these qualities onto others. All of this done in a Leo, generational, and interpersonal way (stubborn, proud, confident, egocentric, fiery way).

Neptune squaring 5 planets
Notice that Neptune is in Scorpio squares Aquarius. The Antichrist has Neptune squaring 5 planets: Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter. Squares are difficult in astrology, it represents area (s) in our natal charts and in our lives that don't come naturally for us. In this case for the Antichrist; Neptune's energies are difficult to integrate in many of the Antichrist's personal planets
Neptune represents emotional understanding and receptivity. It represents the arts and is said to be a higher octave of Venus (love). Its spiritual, emotional, perceptive, intuitive, and inspirational. 
The Antichrist has a high level of sensitivity and intuition but also self delusional. The Antichrist will suffer from problems with honesty, and will be very easily influenced and deceived (by none other than the Devil duh!!!). It will have escapist tendencies and can suffer from addictions.

Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th House
The Antichrist has Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th House. The 9th House represents knowledge, higher learning and belief systems. Scorpio is a sign that represents stubborn emotional extremist that intense, perceptive, and secretive. Combine the elusiveness of Neptune and the emotional intensity of Scorpio, Neptune in Scorpio in the 9th house is a crazy, fucked up placement
The Antichrist is interested in unorthodox, fringe subjects and learning systems. The occult, metaphysics, and spiritualism. In other words the Antichrist will probably be interested in and will believe in some crazy, weird ass shit. 
  
Like Aleister Crowley meets Hitler means Jim Jones beliefs. Or believing in a flying spaghetti monster. Or even the destruction of humanity. 
The extra crazy/scary thing about this is, these ideas will not be just of its own creation but also the manifestation of entity (ies) like the Devil's own beliefs and influence. Clairvoyance is a high possibility for people with this placement. The Antichrist here is naive, delusional and impressionable with beliefs.

Verdict: 
Aquarius as the Antichrist is very plausible and believable astrologically wiseThe Antichrist has multiple planets in Aquarius with 8 planets in the 12th house. So off the bat this entity will be spiritual, otherworldly, and focused on the "brotherhood of man". 
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Aquarius represents logical reason,  and independent free thought which are traditionally (The Age of Enlightenment anyone?) the natural enemies of religion. This very perfect chart for the Antichrist. 

Especially since we are in/transitioning into the Age of Aquarius. We are moving out of the age of Pisces (aka Jesus Christ, organized religions, selflessness, controlled by a higher power). Age of Aquarius is all about technology, space travel, sustainability, and "democracy". 
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The Age of Aquarius also represents individuality and the lost of individuality (for the group and group consciousness) aka the individual in the community ideal. People forget that Aquarius is ruled both by Uranus and Saturn. So this sign swings between the rebellion to structure pendulum. If the Antichrist does exist this is the perfect time to rise to power and attempt to destroy humanity. I mean come on social media, they can Tweet or Snapchat their diabolical plans and shit.
In conclusion, Astrology represents potential and isn't necessarily about prediction. I just predicted it in the direction of the Antichrist. Anyway astrology is all about free will. So don't worry if you are born in Tel El Amarna, Egypt; on February 5th, 1962 at 7:07am. You may or may not be the Antichrist, it's all up to you.
This blog post is hella long, but it is about The Antichrist which is both creepy and fascinating. Hoped you enjoy reading this.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Aquarius Edition

Aquarius, I ain't got shit to say about you. We cool.

The End.

SIKE!!!! 
But really I can't say shit about Aquarius. Like what do they do? What are they good for?

This is not water they are pouring, this is Acid that catches on fire when it comes into contact with H20. 
Other than the "We Are the World, Humanitarian Bullshit Act". Aquarius don't even like people. They don't have feelings or a heart. They just got a brain that they think is better than everyone else. Genius my ass!!! Aquarius act like they are geniuses but really they are just good at hiding their sociopathic tendencies and the fact that they are hidden narcissists. Aquarius gives Leos a run for their money on the narcissism part. 
Aquarian Narcissism at its Finest
BTW NO ONE IS MORE NARCISSISTIC THAN A LEO. NO ONE. Their is a difference between a Leo's and an Aquarius's narcissism. Leo's narcissism is when they put themselves in the center and is directed inward. While Aquarius's narcissism is when they puts others in center and is directed "outward". The thing about it is, the attention always comes back to them.

LIES!!!!
Aquarius are supposedly all about and for the "people". But at the same time they view themselves as separate from people. "Unique." "Different." "Special." How can you be for the people when you think of yourself as special and unique? Didn't the supreme court say separate but equal is wrong and illegal. Unique and "specialness" is a form of Jedi mind trick sorcery Aquariuses use to hid their superiority complex. Random but Aquariuses have a bunch of complexes (Superiority complex, Persecution complex, God complex, etc.)
Aquarian Ayn Rand, telling lies, she worships herself
Aquariuses also have "the individual in the community" complex. How can you be an individual and in a community? At some point these two identities are going to collide. You can be either or but you can't be both at the same time. Aquarius understand this. This is why Aquarius pretends to be "an individual in the community" and for the people. So they can get impose their crazy beliefs on people. So they can promote universal-ism, and encourage people to give up their identity and sense of self for the group. Hypocritically Aquarius keeps theirs. All of this disguising the fact that Aquarius actually loathe humanity and want to see it destroyed. WW3 is their dream scenario.
Humanitarian is short for Cult Leader.
That's why they also pretend to be different and unique. Aquarius put around this lying ass mystique, which naturally attracts sheeple. Sheeple are attracted to things that are wrong, forbidden, and evil. Like crack or bath salts. 

Sheeple are under this Aquarian spell that makes them feel cool, smart, different, and "progressive"; when they are in the presence of Aquarius. All while Aquarius is smiling and laughing about how gullible these sheeple are. Without this "different and special" moniker that they adopt people will see right through their egocentricity, narcissism and apathetic disdain and HATRED for humanity.

This is when you don't live up to your potential to be a cult leader.
By the way, the Aquarian that becomes a hermit and is all about individual rights are the ones that are butt ugly and are not charismatic and deceptive enough to be a cult leader. They are pretty much the same as the other.
Aquarius is diabolical with slightly above average intelligence (I say that with a grain of salt). Aquarius will kill their grandmas if it pleased them. Aquarius will run over a baby, eat a dog (and its newborn pups), and sell their children into sex slavery. Do not trust them. 

Aquarius is the one sign that is COMPLETELY USELESS. Yes even Pisces is useful. Yes Sagituisda is also included.

Anyway Aquarius, this is Why your sign Ain't Shit. 
P.S. Good luck with destroying the world.