Oooh Virgo I got a lot of shit to say about you. Virgos are one of the most complex signs in the zodiac. They are also full of so many contradictions. They can easily point out and have a written list of all the things that are wrong with you, while at the same time being so insecure and striving for perfection. They are not arrogant, but they have an intellectual superiority complex that literally rivals Aquarius.
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I once had a Virgo tell me say, "I am literally right all the time, I have never been wrong, I think I am a genius." She wasn't joking or bragging, she was stating "facts." If Virgo's had self esteem and confidence in themselves, I literally think they will make the best serial killers and the perfect sociopath.
The only real thing that Virgo got going for themselves is the fact that they are very sure about their intellectual capabilities. They are know it alls that literally know it all (well they know more than you.). This probably why they get some much hate. People don't like to be wrong, bruises the ego and shit. The funny thing about it is, if you ever get the rare chance to correct a Virgo, especially in a social setting, this will literally destroy them. Yes they are hypocrites too!!!!
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Virgo's are evil. Their critiques and criticisms is Satan speaking through them. They will literally be Satan in the flesh if they happen to have a stellium in Virgo and Scorpio. What makes them so evil is the fact they don't do evil to feed their ego, its not personal or emotional or for social acceptance. They are evil simply because they are striving for perfection. Apparently Perfection is above humanity (and decency).
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They say and do one thing and then they say and do another thing. Again they are contradictions (blame it on mercury and its mutable-ness). They slut shame you for having one night stands, but get their back blown out in an S & M session with their dominant every other weekend. They body shame you after you eat too much at a restaurant, but purges as soon as they get home.
One last thing to mention is that Virgo's are not special or unique at all and are the literal definition of conformity and boredom. For one thing is the fact that it shares its ruling planet with Gemini (FYI: Virgo is considered the bad side of Mercury). Second they are the definition of a basic bitch/dude (don't get them started on the functionality of leggings). Boring, predictable, their personalities are comparable to an unsalted saltine cracker. This is partially why they constantly keep themselves busy and striving for perfection because they really know deep down they are not shit, :(
And this is why Virgo ain't shit
P.S: I know you got something to say, Virgo, I will be waiting for you to clap back.
All that crap u said about Virgos is you all the way..now stop hating.u r fake &rachet thank u for letting me express myself have a good life..
ReplyDeleteVirgos can't keep a man n they are disloyal for face value
DeleteVirgos can't keep a man n they are disloyal for face value
DeleteUs virgo's can keep a man if we really want to, but sorry if a virgo has broken your heart though. Thats if you are even at a virgo's level though which you probably aren't cause you're too much of a low life for us. We aren't disloyal just intelligent when it comes to relationships we us both our brain and heart so we don't end up living a shitty life but a comfortable life instead. Sorry not sorry and I don't need no face value for this shit. :)
DeleteOkay sis, im about to speak facts here. Have you ever fucking googled about Virgos? Aboslute NOT, you tend to talk the false shit about virgo, how can that basic SHIT come out of your mouth when you dont know anything. Please, PLEASE keep your legs and your mouth shut when you dont know anything about Virgos. Thank you. SLUT @Ervin Hunte
Delete@Virgo you sound and talk exactly like my big brother. Is this a coincidence, or are you just another Virgo being a Virgo? (:
DeleteAll that crap u said about Virgos is you all the way..now stop hating.u r fake &rachet thank u for letting me express myself have a good life..
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome. I appreciate your comment, all opinions are welcomed. What I would also say why you mad? ;)
DeleteOmg this is the most awesome thing ever! I'm a virgo sun, pisces moon and sagg rising with loads of lea and scorpio and I'm enjoying this so much! It's litterally like online Astro-bitching! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteI meant leo, not lea, sorry
DeleteI am glad you enjoyed this blog post. Damn you are a mix of everything. This makes you less crazy (overall) then others embrace it. :) Thanks for commenting.
DeleteLmao....I am Virgo sun, Pisces moon & Scorpio rising and I think this post is awesome....hilarious!! Typical Virgo does get butt hurt a lot even if they won't admit it. We are pretty informed tho & we are seen as know it all's bc we ARE know it all's. The rest of y'all should do ur homework & brush up on ur research skills if u wanna prove a Virgo wrong cuz we bring our A-game to any and all debates. Lol....
Deletefuck yall fake cunts
ReplyDeleteI agree with you to some extent lol. Being a Virgo myself, with a Scorpio rising, and a Gemini Moon. Of course I'm going to be a bit biased. But you have some good points. I am insecure, a bit of a hypocrite (at least I'm aware of it though, some aren't unfortunely). But to be fair, not every Virgo will be the same. I'm a more quiet, introverted Virgo. I know a Virgo who is exactly the opposite. She is a perfectionist, she's insecure, and she's quite extroverted. Then I knew a Virgo who was neither introverted nor extroverted. She wasn't a perfectionist and was quite a slacker. We're all really different. I hope you do meet a nice Virgo one day however.
ReplyDeletetbh I'M A VIRGO and literally I follow no trends.
ReplyDeleteLike I don't read magazines, or keep up with any fashion trend. I would say I'm the complete opposite of conformity. I listen to kpop, dress in pastel goth fashion and japanese street fashion, I paint and draw abstract and surreal artwork,and I hate literally hate any kind of celebrity gossip or trends.
So you do follow a trend....🤔
DeleteKick her ass seabass.
DeleteSo Kpop, pastel goth, and Japanese street fashion are all JAPENESE TRENDS 🤦🏻♀️🙄😒
DeleteProof y’all that Virgos are LIARS 🤣
Not very good ones at that, so I’d say not high on intelligence or knowing it all.
So Kpop, pastel goth, and Japanese street fashion are all JAPENESE TRENDS 🤦🏻♀️🙄😒
DeleteProof y’all that Virgos are LIARS 🤣
Not very good ones at that, so I’d say not high on intelligence or knowing it all.
Why are y'all letting a person who doesn't understand basic grammar and punctuation tell you about your OWN personality? Virgos aren't Saggs, Geminis, Cancers, or Aquarius' so we can't be that bad.
ReplyDeleteDisrespectful inconsiderate know-it-alls that haven't got a pot to piss in and it's so funny that all the Virgos I'm mad and just can't walk away everyone has faults hence why they think they're perfect everyone that I have come across male or female has been a dirtbag my opinion don't care what you think get over it Virgos
ReplyDeleteHave a good day
DeleteI found this to be hilarious! Like literally, that was some grade A hatin' and as a Virgo, I would know ;). Yes we are some sexy sexual deviants aren't we and I bet you know all too well. Lastly, Hail Satan!
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteVirgos are who you need to worry about . We are constant observers & will figure your weak spots. We will destroy you so be careful. We are meticulous lil devils planning your precise downfall.
DeleteSeems you got seriously hurt by a Virgo. I'm a Virgo myself although I'm Libra moon and Leo Rising and Mars so I think I'm more on the balanced, extrovert side of Virgos. However, referring to the Virgo side of things I definitely seek perfection but also respect and integrity. I'm well aware I'm not perfect but I seek to get close to it. Life is chaotic enough so if we can keep the things we have control over in order it just makes everything easier to begin with. It's taken me a long time to get to the place I am. I've made many mistakes along the way and often no one has ever told me what I did wrong, so it was a long, painful and confusing journey. If a Virgo is telling you what you did wrong it's mostly because they want you to progress as quickly as you can. How are we supposed to change or adapt if we don't know what we did wrong. Virgos are great because they will put their pride aside, tell you exactly how you hurt them and how you need to change, for your benefit even if you walk away knowing how you hurt them. Other signs will not give you this advantage, would rather see you walk away not knowing what you did wrong, repeat the same mistakes again and again. The things that really destroy a Virgo are lying, disrespectful behaviour and manipulation. If I sense any of these and you continue to play this game you will end up on my shit list but I won't tell you as I'm still wanting to see if you'll dish out some more. To sum it up Virgos do not seek negativity. They want harmony ie perfection or as close as we can get so why would we behave badly if we seek perfection? I saw this quote about Virgo and it really rung home...
ReplyDeleteVirgos be like...
I can be mean as fck.
Cold as water.
Evil as hell.
Or loyal as a soldier...
It all depends on you.
This sums me up I know that. I'm happy in myself mostly, yes I'm insecure to some extent as we all are. However, if negativity comes out it's because someone else brought it out.
Namaste
Once again Virgo, you are blaming someone else for what you choose to do. Wow.
DeleteSo you kind of proved the point the author made.
That's how they are, unfortunately. They can't handle reality the same way a Capricorn can. We're stronger than them, and it's why they usually lean on us when shit gets real for them. All that shit-talking will come back to them in the form of karma, which Capricorn and Aquarius ultimately rule. I just treat the theatrics as precisely that, because everyone knows that a Virgo who hasn't done any real work on themselves is always gonna have a problem with those who have evolved. Sad, but it is what it is. I just wish those unevolved Virgos healing, because even though they really ain't shit, I still have compassion for their deep suffering. That suffering is why they thrive on hurting others.
DeleteLoL. Masterful cunt but further down virgos ain't shit. The good thing about virgos is their instinct. They can literally feel bullshitters around them, hence my attraction to this post. Virgo's are misunderstood to some degree. We are smart and providing we are around people we trust and know have our back a different side is seen to the Virgo. All signs have their good and bad points. And other posters made good points , we get nasty if we are around traitors and untrustworthy people like a Sagittarius for example. We keep it real and what you see from a Virgo depends on what we are shown from the other person .
ReplyDeleteAgreed! I tell people this all the damn time!!! We are a product of what you created. We simply mirror the way you treat us but by tenfold. It’s up to you if it good or bad hahaha!
DeleteAs a Virgo I have two things to say:
ReplyDelete1) OMFGs this is hilarious, you so hit us on the head, keep it up.
2) Critiques and criticisms ARE (not "is")
Listen up faggot virgos are angels who are born to know right from wrong because they where created from bad people to restore balance to the world we sacrafise out selfs to give love and life to bloodsuckers god send us to reak havok any fucker that fucks with the laws of the universe and destroys our need for perfection we are the balance not a virgo i have ever met has a bad heart but if you cross us then you definetly will burn in hell not because we live in hell its your own hell you created by not working with us probably why you see us as bad people because we will criticise and destroy anybody who does not behave acording the laws ..your views are straight up hatred and smug it is fact we are angels as the virgin mary and jesus christ who was also born 11 september if you know your history and not christmas if you cross paths with a virgo behave or suffer life conciquences !!!
ReplyDeleteYou tell em!!! 200% #TRUTH
DeleteHA! Umm no, first of all if you knew anything Virgo it’s karmas job to restore balance, you are not Karma. Everyone has the right to learn their own lessons and consequences and not be “taught” one by someone else. Everyone hates you because you think you are so ABOVE IT ALL, so righteous, STRAIGHT UP NARCISSISTIC. Virgos need to mind their own damn business, work on and look at themselves first and let others do the same.
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DeleteAmen. As a Capricorn, I 100% agree.
So i act like a virgin (but i am one!), disagree about hedonistic shit people do nowadays but at the same time watch porn and horny when i'm alone. so what the big fuckin deal?!
ReplyDeleteVirgo People who disagree with the post should rather refrain from even reading this as the header clearly conveys its going to be all negatives about the sign. Virgo people, curse the author or people like me who agree with this post as much you wish but you cant change the fact. Every zodiacs carry different negative traits but right now we discussing Virgo. I dont understand why people are getting offended.
ReplyDeletePeople with weak egos get offended easily.
DeleteJUST WANT TO SAY HOLY SHIT!!!! I’m a Virgo Male. This is so accurate!!! I mean yeah I contradict almost everything I say but I’m also better than the other person at it or I’ll fix it...for example the eating part, I’ll judge someone for eating so much because they complain about how their physical appearance looks but on the other hand I eat a shit ton of food as well but I’m physically fit so I don’t have to worry about those insecurities haha. But oh yeah we are very slept on and can be very manipulative because we do sit and think for 23 and a half hours...eat for 15 minuets and sleep for 15 minuets. Can’t really think of many times I was actually wrong cus usually in the first few seconds, minutes or days I can figure shit out. But I like to let the ball continue to roll just to prove my observation was correct AF. Anyone I have encountered sexually to some degree of “I want this again or I’ll never get this from anyone else” usually always happens because I want to be the best person you ever encounter sexually and I’m going to do what it takes because I’ve learned what you like most and I’m damn perfect at it. So when you’re fuc-king your new man you’ll always think of me cus he can’t reach the amount of pleasure I delivered. Oh and with Sun in Virgo / Rising in Scorpio / Moon in Libra and my Mercury and Venus being in Virgo and my Pluto in Scorpio I can be Satins Nightmare lol but luckily my Mars in Libra does it’s best to keep all that calm. All in all love this post!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am sun and moon in Virgo and rising in Gemini. But youre right bout us being hypocrites lol at least I am aware of it and try not to bullshit so much. And yes we contradict ourselves too.
ReplyDeleteSome of the worst people, with all the comments and stories I see... in an attempt to maintain “integrity” Virgo men have effectively ruined their legacy. Or created a bitter/seedy one. Many of them are secretly homosexual and into BDSM/cuckold lifestyle too.
ReplyDeleteI am a Virgo with a stellum there and I don´t resonate. Perhaps because I have a sag rising. I do charity for others, I and I always put myself last. This makes me tierd sometimes. But I have an aries moon, and she brings mepower.
ReplyDeleteI do have some fetish fantasies, as most people, but I think you are describing decan 2 with mayor squares and plutonic influences Also I don't have very high standards and I try to help improving the world, rescuing animals for instance, pick up garbage from thestreets, and I never expecta thank you.
Also Ican´t recall having met a virgo with a superiority complex in my life. On the contrary, they are humble and often imbarressed when complimented. (Though they rememberthatforever). And they give great advice. High vibrational virgos are very wise. Yes I am very smart/clever, and have travelled to more than 100 countries in my charity work. But so what. The worst superiority complexes I have seen belong to some leos, aquarians aries, and scorpios.
I think the world would not last very long without us, as we are the most common sign, and the most likely to work in health care, with charity and so on. I do have my pluto in Scorpio, as does many in the 1980-generation, so if you make me angry, betray my friends or family (we are very loyal) lot, I mean it takes a LOT. I will cut you out and never think of you again.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I had fun reading this but really.Not every Virgo is like that!
ReplyDelete(PS. I ONLY wear jeans)
I'm a virgo sun, moon and rising and i absolutely love your post you shitted on my whole existence but broke me down to a T... Am i proud of being an evil bitch YES because I'm a Virgo and i believe this world needs a little bit of evil for the soul purpose of being balanced. How will we ever know light if we've never been in the dark? How will we ever know good if we've never been introduced to evil? ☯ yin & yang. Now hopping on my broomstick gonna fly to my cottage in the woods and chant 666 over my plans to rule the world muahahahahahaaa
ReplyDeleteI am a restaurant owner. Have owned and operated for 10 years. I have hired every single sign. Male and female. And I Will Say without a doubt that Virgos have been the most problemátic signs I have dealt with. I have fired more Virgos than any other sign. Followed by Sagitarius and Libra. Virgos are probably one the Top 3 smartest signs. And probably one of the most punctual and hardest working. Only Gémini, Aries, and Leo outwork them. Virgos are very good at giving great impressions. They Will convince you that they are the best option for a girlfriend, employee, supervisor, friend, etc. Then after they convince you/brainwash you it is too late. You have let the deadliest snake into your home/business. Good luck getting rid of it. Virgos are too Smart for their own good. They use their intelligence to manipulate everyone and everything around them. Virgos are the corrupted evil advisors of oppressive Tyrant dictators or the dictators themselves. Virgos think they are holy Divine Gods. Virgos have only temporary loyalty and only if it Suits them turning their backs on their Friends. Pay attention Virgos have many acquaintances and Zero Friends. Virgos are why prenupts were created. Don't hire or befriend a Virgo. You been warned.
ReplyDeleteHere's the thing. I like Virgo males way more than I like Virgo females. Both males and females critique people, however, the main difference is that the females critique you in a harsher tone. They scream at you, they shout at you, they swear at you. Here's a lesson for you Virgo females: Screaming will not get your point across. If anything, it will make people hate you even more. For the males, they do critique people, but they critique people in a nicer, calmer, respectful manner. Virgo females will tie people down with all of their high expectations, and if you do it wrong, they scream at you.
ReplyDeleteI had a 'roommate' who was a Virgo female. I was doing work one day and she asked me if I wanted to eat anything. I wasn't hungry at the time so I said 'no'. She then went onto screaming at me for not accepting her voluntary services. I wasn't hungry-. You know what? I can't deal with them. My cousin is a Virgo female and she's much nicer, though. Except for the fact that when I was a kid, I went into her room to check out her porcelain music box. I was holding it while sitting down on her carpet floor. My cousin came in saying that I shouldn't ever hold that. It was pretty stupid because a) I was sitting down, not standing up, so the distance between my hand holding the music box and the floor is shorter than if I stood up and b) her floor is carpet. So, short distance + carpet floor do not equal to smashed music box. Think, god dammit.
Virgo males critique people, but they're also trying to improve themselves. That's what I like about them. The females, they just think they're perfect even when they're not. The males just understand me so well, which is why a lot of my male friends just happened to be Virgos. They don't tie me down. They let me do my own shit and I let them do theirs. Everybody's happy. My dad is a great example of this. I honestly love my dad so much.
All in all, I don't like the female Virgos but I do like the male Virgos.
Looks like you been arze fuked big time, but not by real virgo. Bitch stop hating and learn to take Dik without being possessive, that'll make the world happy place...sharing is caring H0.
ReplyDelete;)Proud Virgo here! With real lessons and not opinions coming from a hurt place.. Which can happen to anyone tbh, all apart of being human..
ReplyDelete1. ALL Virgos are not the same. Look it up!
2. EVERYONE has a bad side. Especially if their usually looked over and or pushed around..
->Mostly our fault there somewhat. Simply allowing to much to be said or done to US. Kinda like THIS POST lol and others we allow to speak on US in a negative light due to not having the ability to get our attention..smh ;)
3.VIRGOS ARE THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD sign.. Try to understand vs thinking you understand.. Very BIG difference between the two. Just saying
4.AS A HUMAN, PLEASE STOP JUDGING WHAT YOU DONT KNOW.And or WHAT YOU DONT BELIEVE. THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
5.Trust that whatever a Virgo male or female does/says has LOGIC running all through it. No matter if you CHOOSE to see it or not..
6. LOVE is our perfection. We can make you love US or hate US with love. Hate is form of love fyi.. ;)
7.DONT LISTEN TO OTHERS TRY TO RUIN THINGS FOR YOU. GO OUT AND FIND YOU A VIRGO ANYTHING! Pet, neighbor, friend, etc. Love, truth, have their backs at all times yes even in their absence. And You yes YOU WILL ABTAIN ALL OF THE JOY,GLORY,LOVE,AND HONOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF CAN HOLD Mentally, Physically, and Emotionally!
Sept.3.1988 Virgo female engaged to Leo female TOGETHER for 8 yrs and counting ;)
->with many great relationships from the past STILL, and on both ends. They are some of our greatest friends! Tbh the one or 2 that aren't.. are still in MISUNDERSTANDING ;)
Namaste to all, peace, and many blessings to those seeking and to those who may not even know what they seek.. (Unforgettable Virgo smooches)
Sorry to break it to you, but Virgos only feel misunderstood because they don't understand themselves. That's not the world's fault.
Deletepeople who believe on astrology are just dumb cunts in general.
ReplyDeleteI've only ever met unevolved virgos, so this is true. I find that the aint shit series is really just highlighting the bad side of each sign, the unevolved person in each sign. Four signs that would be amazing when the person is evolved are Scorpio, Virgo, Gemini and Sagittarius. Unfortunately these same very signs when unevolved are AWFUL, hence their reputation.
ReplyDeleteYou have made the absolute most sense out of all these comments.
DeleteWisest comment in the entire thread indeed. You're absolutely right. Every sign in the zodiac has an inherent duality, and this is most commonly seen in people with dominant mutable sign energy. their lives are chaos because they ARE chaos. Unfortunately, it's us evolved Capricorns and Aquarians who end up having to put a stop to their bullshit, because if we don't? These unevolved mutable signs will ruin everything you hold dear and then laugh in your face and behind your back about it.
DeleteJUST FUCK!!
ReplyDeleteAm a virgo all this is true but that's also false we do t think we're perfect why do you think we try so hard a yea btw don't judge at least we gone tell you to yo face and not speak behind yo back and also y'all really hate us cause we don't let you fool us
ReplyDeleteI'm a virgo sun virgo moon and Scorpio rising and I had a sinister smile the whole message. Lighten up virgo. I was ctfu. Only part that stung was having to acknowledge that yes I'm boring and I'm always doing something shocking ",to spice it up". Lol.
ReplyDeleteJust put Two Virgos in the same room and watch them destroy themselves head-to-head. The neurotic behaviour will be uncanny haha Aquarius here
ReplyDeleteYo I've seen it happen enough times that as a Cap, I can't help but see it as nothing more than a simple clown show. Some of these Virgos would give Jerry Springer (RIP) a run for his money lmaooooo
DeleteAs a 8th house Capricorn sun and stellium, reading this post comforted me. Knowing that my evil Virgo aunt is the Devil herself. I went through endless religious trauma because of her vile abuse. Now she's dying of diverticulitis. Karma. Never piss off a Capricorn.
ReplyDeleteI’m a Virgo Sun, Ascending/Rising, Venus, Mercury, and Mars.
ReplyDeleteI guess you could say I’m a “true Virgo”.
I’m very introverted, simply because I’m misanthropic.
I’m a diagnosed ‘highly functioning sociopath’, with an IQ of 156.
I’ve never experienced an insecurity, and have never trusted anyone as I trust my own mind.
Solitude is my greatest joy; I’ve never been interested in trends, fads, popular culture.
I’m an academic researcher, scientist, and historian.
I have 4 degrees, am pursuing a 5th, and have no plan of stopping…knowledge is power, after all.
Someone sent this blog to me, assuring me I’d find it “hilariously entertaining”.
Honestly, I’m happy to say they were right.
Quite entertaining, indeed.