Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Leo Edition

 This post is overdue, even though I wrote it as a draft over a month ago. A strange fuck-up indeed....


Anyway diving right in, Leo’s don’t give a shit about you. They don’t give a shit about anything, except themselves. I know how “unoriginal” but it’s’ true. Unless its’ you talking about how great they are, they could care less if you get hit by a bus (make sure not to get blood stains on their clothes.

A Leo's worst nightmare!

Of course this is all on the surface. In reality Leos’ are insecure, they don’t care about you, but they care about your opinion of them. Fucked up, but true.

Leos’ don’t take criticism well AT ALL. They pretend like they do, they pretend that they are listening, but they are only waiting for you to shut your hater ass up, so they can speak. Leos’ perfect the art of pretending to give a shit when they don’t. This in turn makes them fake and dishonest. They will bite their tongues, and hold in how they really feel, so they don’t appear like the arrogant narcissists that they are.

Not the gentle Lion anymore

The minute you “disrespect” (I use that term lightly, because anything can offend a Leo) a Leo they will show their true colors, and become dramatic, dogmatic, and cruel egomaniacs.

By the way Leos are the ones that invented the term “hater”. If you disagree with them (even if it’s constructive and justified) you are a hater. 



If you don’t compliment them and tell them how special they are constantly, you are a hater (and jealous). Common words they use in arguments: hater, jealous, selfish, and obsessed. Don’t believe me, piss them the fuck off and listen.

We as me, myself, and I

Anyway this is why Leo, you ain’t shit!