Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Cancer Fuckboy Alert: Charlamagne tha God

When I first looked up radio personality Charlamagne tha God’s natal chart on Astrotheme, a couple of years back. It made a lot of sense to me and I wasn’t shocked by it at all.

If you don’t know who Charlamagne tha God, please pity yourself and google him. Perhaps look at a gif, look at his twitter feed, better yet go on YouTube and watch the Breakfast Club. He’s a radio personality known for his honest, blunt, messy, and invasive interview style.
He’s most famous for making rapper Lil Mama cry and for calling out the fact that Floyd Mayweather can’t read. Most recently his interview skills has landed him in hot water with rapper/producer Birdman, who told him to put some "respeck" on his name. Bomb ass memes askew

To get into his astrology (astrotheme profile linked here), I am going to focus on his Cancer Sun and Cancer mercury retrograde, Capricorn moon and Gemini Venus retrograde. He also has an abundance of Virgo energy (Mars, Saturn, and Jupiter in Virgo).

He always mentions that he’s a Cancer and that he’s sensitive. Of course with his retrograde mercury in Cancer, so he speaks from the heart, doesn’t think things through, and is very emotional. Though I agree with his own assessment of his sensitivity, I don’t think he’s as sensitive as he portrays himself to be. 

People perceive him as mean and mean spirited. I somewhat disagree. I think 55% of the time he is unintentionally mean. That’s just his personality. That’s just his astrology.

His Capricorn moon makes him not consider or think of others people’s feelings because for the most part he does not care. FYI I’ve been around/close to a lot of Capricorn moons men and women. There’s a big difference between the men and women. The men definitely express the harsher parts of Capricorn moon. The Capricorn moon male does not think of emotions first, so it can be serious, blunt, and overtly/subvert manly (kinda like they are exaggerating/overcompensating their manliness). A part of me thinks that oftentimes he doesn’t really get that he’s being mean or an asshole. A bigger part of me thinks he does get it but doesn’t care. His Pluto also squares his mercury and moon which is in itself commands a very abrasive, powerful, and intense personality.

I don’t think his Capricorn moon would solely make him behave that way. A bigger part of his astrology is his Gemini Venus which makes him extremely messy/reckless with his mouth. He loves to push buttons, and get a reaction out of people. Even so, he is nuanced, like a problematic #WOKE semi Hotep solider. Keep in mind that he used to work for Wendy Williams (who’s a Cancer with Venus in Gemini), before she fired him. Random but Charlemagne reminds me a bit of rapper 50 Cent (who’s also a Cancer, except he has a Gemini moon and mercury and a Venus in Leo). Aka they got that bitch baby boo boo Cancer/Gemini thing on lock.

Lastly Charlemagne tha God has a stellium (3 or planets) in Virgo (Mars, Saturn, and Jupiter all in Virgo). Charlemagne is very critical, calculating, and definitely analytical. He asks questions that people will be afraid to ask because he really wants to know the answer. He knows that him asking these questions will boost his celebrity and the Breakfast Club’s ratings. He also wants to know if you are dumb or stupid (Mercury heavy people have a strong aversion to stupidity). A trait not talked about in Virgo is the fact that they can be very direct, straightforward, and ambitious. Virgo energy is not as dramatic or impulsive, as other signs, but they will get there point across and do what needs to be done.

 Anyway a very good thing with Charlemagne tha God is that he can laugh at himself and is very honest/up front with his B.S. A trait I chalk it up to the natural humbleness of his Virgo energy.

Overall Charlemagne tha God knows he’s an asshole/has asshole traits but he lives in his truth, which I respect him for and consider brave/admirable. FYI I don’t really consider him a fuckboy. He’s too old for that shit. #theshadeofitall.

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