Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit: Kesha

Yes Kesha is my Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit. Which to some may not be surprising being that she was recently in the news.

The obvious choice is Justin Bieber, because he's you know, the "Biebs". One of the celebrities most people love to hate (that's very Pisces btw). Even so, that's predictable and I can write about Justin Bieber anytime. BTW she is pretty much Justin Bieber because they share the same birthday (March 1st).

I decided on Kesha (formally Ke$ha) because I forgot about her. She was super famous, super popular, until suddenly she fell off the face of the planet. Until most recent news about her legal troubles with SONY/Dr Luke. Then I was like this perfect.

I found it perfect because it shows the archetype of Pisces. Suffering. Being taking advantage of. All through a powerful entity (aka SONY/Dr Luke). By the way I am solely referring to the SONY/Dr Luke lawsuit. I will not comment on the rape allegations made Kesha towards Dr Luke. I wasn't there so I don't know. I am referring to the Till Death Do Us Part contract Kesha made with SONY. Kesha wants to break with SONY, and SONY is demanding 6 more albums from her. #FREEKESHA?

Kesha's Astro planets

Astrotheme profile link here, Wikipedia profile link here

Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Mercury Retrograde in Pisces

Ascendant, Saturn, and Uranus in Sagittarius

Venus and Neptune in Capricorn

Mars in Taurus

Pluto in Scorpio

I am going to focus on her planets in Pisces, Sagittarius, and her Venus in Capricorn.

Sun, Moon, Jupiter and Mercury Retrograde in Pisces

Quick Disclaimer:  ***** I believe Pisces is ruled by both Neptune and Jupiter. I do consider Neptune, Pisces main ruler. *****

First off her chart makes sense. Kesha has a stellium in her chart of Pisces planets. Her Pisces planets makes her very creative, emotional, and very artistically inclined. If she wasn't a singer, she will definitely have a career in the creative arts do something else. 

Sun in Pisces she is definitely a free spirit. Her public image pretty much was/is weirdo drug addict that always high and partying. She has wore glitter, feathers and necklaces made of her fans teeth. She has drank her own pee on live TV and drank fake blood from a fake heart on stage. AKA some Lady Gaga Next Level Shit.

Mercury in Pisces retrograde is a triple whammy for Kesha. First because Pisces mercury is considered detriment (bad) in signs of Jupiter (aka Pisces/Sagittarius). Second mercury is considered weak in Pisces because it's a water sign ruled by one of the most elusive planets of the zodiac, Neptune. 

Lastly her mercury is in retrograde. Retrograde mercury can make someone more quiet, introspective, and slower in processing information. Btw mercury in retrograde doesn't mean you are dumb or retarded. Here Kesha is an emotional, sensitive, and  intuitive speaker and communicator. She is often misunderstood by people. Such as people saying she can't sing because her genre of music relies heavily on autotune. People also say that her music and lyrics are dumb, crass, and superficial. This can be partially because of some of the crazy shit she has said in the past, reference the pictures above.

Jupiter in Pisces, Kesha likes to expands herself creatively and spiritually. Jupiter is at home in Pisces and it's all about love, escaping, and creating another reality away from this harsh one. In Jupiter Kesha loves freedom and doesn't like boundaries.

Moon in Pisces one of the most sensitive moon placements. Here she is uber sensitive, super influenced and effected by others. Emotionally she is foggy and unclear, appearing one way and feeling another way. She doesn't establish clear boundaries for herself and other people. This is because Pisces energy lacks emotional filters and is very open to other people's energies. It's for this reason that it is hard for her to stand up for herself emotionally. She needs a strong stable influence in her life.

Ascendant, Saturn, and Uranus in Sagittarius

What's just as free as Pisces (without the emotional hangups? Yup you guessed it, Sagittarius.

Kesha has three planets in Sagittarius (which is another sign that's ruled by Jupiter). This is where her party girl persona really comes in. Sagittarius loves to party, take risks, and pretty much take gamble on life.

Ascendant in Sagittarius, it's pretty obvious ascendant for Kesha. She's tall, goofy looking (no offense!), and appears to be very optimistic and easy going. Also Sagittarius love dressing as hippies (just as much as Pisces).


Uranus in Sagittarius, fits Kesha very much. Uranus in natal charts symbolizes areas in our life where we are rebellious and love to break the rules. She is rebellious in a Sagittarius way. She sings about partying, having fun, and being yourself. Mix the fiery scattered energy of Sagittarius and the emotional nonfilterness of Pisces and you have someone that goes over the top and overdoes it. Always up for a good time Kesha is fun-loving and is always up for an adventure. 

Saturn in Sagittarius, perhaps that why you haven't heard stories of Kesha in rehab for drugs or that she joined the 27 club. You would think with all these Pisces and Sagittarius planets she will be a raging crackhead. Well Saturn in Sagittarius is to blame. As much as Kesha rebels in a Sagittarius way, she also knows her limits and boundaries in a Sagittarius way. She may go over the top, but she doesn't go all the way. She knows how to stop herself.

Venus in Capricorn

Kesha has Venus in Capricorn. This explains a bit about her. She suffered from an eating disorder and had to check herself into rehab. Venus in Capricorn is ruled by Saturn (planet of limitations, hard work and scary real world shit). On the low expression of Venus in Capricorn can show a negative, unhealthy self image in regardless beauty, love, and relationships. 

Venus in Capricorn oftentimes don't recognize their worth and put up with shitty relationships. Venus in Capricorn can be in relationships that are very transactional. These Venuses are the types that will marry for status/money (instead of love) and who trade sex for money. Even so, I feel Venus in Capricorn grounds her and balances her Pisces and Sagittarius planets. This gives her a big dose of reality. 

Lastly she's 29 now (born in 1987) and in her Saturn return. During this time it sobers and wises someone up. She is realizing her worth and her responsibilities. She is not running away from them and is taking control of her life.

Anyway this concludes my Pisces Celebrity Archetype That Ain’t Shit post (obviously) BTW HAPPY BDAY KESHA!!!

The Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition: Kanye West and Taylor Swift

These two are yet again back in the media yet again beefing. In my mind I was thinking why are they always arguing, then apologizing and getting along, and then arguing again. It could all be a media stunt and it probably is. Regardless lemme take a stab at it.

Thinking about their own ongoing feud. I realize this is such a Gemini and Sagittarius Opposition thing going on. I honestly never thought about it before, until now. It makes sense: Kanye West and Taylor Swift and why they can't get along for too long.

I've written about oppositions before in previous blog posts. For celebrity couple oppositions click here if you are interested and mentioned Virgo and Pisces opposition here. But to reiterate my points:

Common characteristics of oppositions

Dynamic together- instant connection

Can't live with them, can't live without them

Protective

Bring out the BEST and WORST in each other.

Opposition in Gemini/Sagittarius

Gemini attracted to the fun-loving, and energetic side of Sagittarius

Sagittarius attracted to the clever, witty, and detail side of Gemini

Gemini repelled by high-horse, blunt, gung-ho, and opinionated side of Sagittarius

Sagittarius repelled by the need for details, petty and cynical side of Gemini

Lesson: 

Gemini teaches Sagittarius about noticing details and facts before spewing uninformed knowledge.

Sagittarius teaches Gemini about wisdom, knowledge, and the big picture of life.

Before this gets too long. Here is the astrology profiles of Kanye and Taylor

Kanye West astrotheme profile here

(Gemini sun, Pisces moon, Cancer Ascendant, Taurus mercury, Venus, and Mars)

Taylor Swift astrotheme profile here

(Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Ascendant and Mercury,  Aquarius Venus and Scorpio Mars)

Both have water moons so they have the Butt hurt Bitch babyfest going on between them. Not only that but their Ascendants and Mars are opposite and their Venuses are squared. Pretty much they rarely see eye to eye on a lot of aspects of life. The ironic thing is that their Mercuries are trine (Kanye's in Taurus and Taylor's in Capricorn). They shouldn't have problems communicating with each other. Perhaps the problems lies first with the media and it's Neptuneness and how different they are from each other. 

Clearly Kanye West doesn't think before he speaks. Or maybe he does and perhaps shouldn't speak at all. Blame misunderstood, crackhead Pisces moon that he's got. Or maybe Taylor is a stuck up bitch and Kanye sees through that (she does have a Mars in Scorpio and Capricorn planets). I know these are just speculations. 

It's all made up anyway.

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Pisces Edition

You are drunk Pisces Go Home

Pisces is an interesting sign for fucked-up-ness. This is because they are a combo of all the other signs fucked-up-ness. This makes sense because Pisces are the last sign of the zodiac, so they have a lot of baggage (and shit). 

As the baby of the Astrological Family, Pisces inherits all the good but also most importantly all the bad traits of the other signs. Not to mention their own unique Pisces fucked-up-ness and ratchetness. Before this gets too long, I will just mention Pisces fucked-up and ain't shittiness.

12 Pisces Talents

1. Pisces love drugs and make the perfect addicts. They have penchant for crack, weed, meth, and alcohol. 

2. Pisces manage to perpetually look dirty and smelly, even if they take 20 showers, bathe in bleach, and have a person with a scat fetish give them an enema.

3. Pisces have a serve/suffer complex. Pisces are the sub to a dom, and a dom to a sub. They can play both roles and get away with it.

4. Pisces are luckiest sign in the world. They can get hit by a bus and walk 45 minutes later, or survive 20 drug overdoses. Pisces luck has no earthy limits.

5. Pisces can out manipulate a Scorpio, out Gemini, a Gemini, and out eat any Cancer or Taurus person.

6. Pisces can live forever. No matter how much they or someone fucks up a Pisces's life, they will come back for more. In one lifetime a Pisces can be drowned, shot 321 times, burned at the stake, have 45 babies, have all the STDs in the world, drink 80 gallons of AIDS blood, etc. AND A PISCES WILL STILL SURVIVE! YOLO is a Pisces mantra.

7. Pisces have special powers that includes walking through different dimensions and flying. Especially when they have a couple hits of crack, a pound of synthetic weed, and 5 bottles of vodka. 

8. Pisces possess a strange innocence about them that makes people feel sorry for and have a willingness to forgive them. Even after they set your cat on fire and ran over your grandma. A simple sorry and its "A" ok. #Sorry, #JustinBieber 

9. Pisces can see, smell, taste, speak, and touch the spirits of dead people. Not only that but they are imaginative and hate reality. That is why they love drugs and need them. They can't function in this world.

Where did I leave my crack again?

10. Pisces are very sensitive, so paper cuts can kill them. Also sidewalk cracks, a bar of soap and logic/reason can also kill them. If they avoid all these things especially logic/reason they can survive.

11. Pisces are excellent swimmers, especially if you throw their crack stash in the ocean. 

12. Pisces have the power to reach both the highest of places and the lowest. Such as Mount Kilimanjaro or the sewers below the subway in NYC.

Overall Pisces have many talents and gifts and this is why they ain't Shit. P.S. Pisces please I beg you, don't take another hit off that crackpipe. Please :(

The Weeknd: "Aquarius Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation

The Weeknd: "Aquarius Prince of the Pluto in Scorpio Generation." I am sure he will like this title. Makes him feel special.

If you haven't heard of The Weeknd by now. You are retarded. Still google it. And no I am not spelling it wrong. No its not some Norwegian, punk rock band. It's a Canadian. Yup this is a one man "band" (ha, he trick yo asses), is actually Canadian. Anyway if you want his bio, wikipedia him, cuss ain't nobody got time for no lengthy posts on what part of Canada he is from. (P.S. I don't know that shit anyway).

The Weeknd (aka Abel Tesfaye) is a perfect example and representative of the Pluto in Scorpio generation. This Aquarius sun, lunar Scorpion (twinsies!!!) music artist is enigmatic, secretive, and powerful.  His astrotheme profile.

In the beginning of his career he managed to build a strong/solid following while remaining mostly anonymous, well that is until a bunch of big people began throwing money at him. (Bandz will make him sang!!!). 

 
Ok not to sound like a total D-bag Hipster (p.s. I am going to sound like one anyway). I started to listen to him in the beginning before he got super famous, (around 2011, when he used to release his mix-tapes for free). When I tell you there was virtually no personal information out there, no interviews, nothing. P.S. even now there are no interviews. I listened to him then because I was (and still am) going through a rough time emotionally and his music spoke to the fucked up Plutonian in me. Random but I visited this forum 3 years ago trying to find his astrology information. By the way my favorite songs by him are: Initiation, The Knowing, High for this, House of Balloons, Glass Table Girls. Yup I know old school- The Weeknd.


His lyrics are dark, intense, and filthy with content that pretty much revolves around sex, drugs, partying, trust issues, power dynamics, and betrayal. Here is are quotes I pulled from his Wikipedia page of how others describe his music:

" Hermoine Hoby of The Guardian characterizes the Weeknd's songs as "narcotised-slow jams" and delineates their message as "partying is an existential experience, sex is fraught with alienation, and everything registers as unreal and unsettling." 

Anupa Mistry of the Toronto Standard observes throughout his mixtapes a "cast of supine, stoned zombie-women ... whose legs willingly part after being plied with substances and who morph into threats only when [he is] coming down and feeling vulnerable." The Weeknd viewed that, by singing vulgar, ignorant lyrics in an elegant, sexy way, he is paying homage to R. Kelly and to some degree Prince."

This is Maxwell. This is NOT the Weeknd

He pretty much channels Pluto in Scorpio Generation to a T. Drugs are an experience, singing about detached, drugged up emotional obsessive sex, in a sexy/unsexy way and with completely vulgar lyrics. By the way this is random but he looks like the singer, Maxwell (without his afro), and sounds a bit like Michael Jackson. Anyway he is a leader of the PR&B genre (aka indie- R&B, alternative R & B or dark R&B). Aka the Pluto in Scorpio Generation's version of R&B.

Screenshot for the video, "Often"

Abel actually makes being fucked up (literally and figuratively) look and sound amazing. Watch his music videos (such as Twenty Eight, Often, Earned It) filled with dark, ambient, murky and hazy aesthetics and imagery, sexy slightly masochistic themes filled with scantily clad heroin chic women dazed out their minds (along with Abel himself).

To get into his astrology; The Weeknd is an Aquarius sun, so his personality cool detached and intellectual. His mercury is also is in Aquarius, which means he is an original, detached cerebral thinker and communicator. He oftentimes rationalizes his emotions and tries to detaches himself from them. 


The irony of it is, that he can’t successfully do that. This is because his moon is Scorpio, so he has intense dark emotions that cannot be ignored or detached from. He’s secretive, possessive, often-times passive aggressive, and all around fucked up. His moon is also conjunct his Pluto in Scorpio, wants to feel fully, fearless, recklessly, and has that dark Hades moon thing going.

He has a stellium in Capricorn (Venus-which represents relationships, Mars-which represents work and sexuality, Saturn which represents fears and limitations). He also has multiple Mars in Capricorn conjunctions with the outer planets Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn. All of this symbolizes that he is serious and fearful in relationships, hard-working/workaholic, that he fears responsibilities and being in control even though he is attracted to it and seeks these things out. 


There is an insecurity and feeling of not being worthy of love and relationships involved. He is also very self-abusing. There is a delusion (Neptune) and rebellion (Uranus) in regards to Mars and his sexuality. Abel/The Weeknd is a sensitive, delusion, and rebellious lover (think of Charlie Sheen).

His Jupiter is exalted in Cancer (and he has his wounded healer, Chiron, in Cancer). That means he is emotional, certified butt hurt person, who wants to feel and expand his feelings (Jupiter), but at the same time this causes pain because he’s been wounded and can’t do that (Chiron in Cancer). All he wants is to feel loved and safe in that love.

His has very strong Plutonian traits. Come on the amount of sex, drugs, complicated love entanglements in his music and lyrics makes it so obvious. Plus he also has that Saturnian (controlling his emotions) and Uranuian (detachment and pushing boundaries) themes in his music too. Abel is an eclectic mix of fucked-up-ness.

You feel the sense of the melancholy and detachment in his music. Plutonians especially mixed with Saturnian energy love to self-medicate. Abel uses drugs to mask and/or enhance his feelings and detach himself from them. He is fully aware that this lifestyle is not good for him and is very destructive yet he sings with such detachment about pretty much being a drug addict and a "love" addict.

In July 2013, during an interview with Complex, The Weeknd described the album, saying:

"Kiss Land symbolizes the tour life, but it’s a world that I created in my head. Just like House of Balloons symbolizes Toronto and my experiences there, but it’s a world that I created. When I think about Kiss Land, I think about a terrifying place. It’s a place I’ve never been to before that I’m very unfamiliar with. A lot of it is inspired by filmmakers like John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, and Ridley Scott, because they know how to capture fear. That’s what Kiss Land is to me, an environment that’s just honest fear. I don’t know who I am right now and I’m doing all these outlandish things in these settings that I’m not familiar with. To me, it’s the most terrifying thing ever. So when you hear the screams in the record and you hear all these horror references and you feel scared, listen to the music because I want you to feel what I’m feeling. Kiss Land is like a horror movie."[6]


This quote is very Plutonian/Saturnian. Fear is our most basic human instinct that pushes you to either fight or flight. In a Plutonians case they oftentimes run towards their fear. Even so, Abel knows unconsciously that his fear is trans-formative, so he put himself in situations that gives him horror movie vibes. So that he be stronger.

Whatever the case this post is getting to lengthy, and run-on sentency. My point is The Weeknd is a beautiful singer but fucked up. He needs a hug, family (whatever that is) and a home cooked meal; before he crosses too many boundaries and ends up joining the 27 club. I am not trying to be mean or negative. Hopefully he can cope with the fame and exposure. Anyway this is all I got to say for now :). 

HAPPY ABEL MAKES ME HAPPY, ESPECIALLY IF HE'S ALIVE!!!

By the way I originally started writing this on February 19th, 2014. I love how I am always late to the party and end up feeling like a band-wagon whore.