New Years Resolutions & Our Saturnian Obsession with Time

For some reason this week, I decided to make it a goal to do 7 posts for everyday of this week Monday January 18- Sunday January 24. This is the 7th post. I don't know why I decided to do that, but I did. I think this has something to do with New Years Resolutions and our Saturnian Obsession with Time (hence the title). 

During New Years' we are urgent to shake off the mistakes of the past year and look forward to the new year. It's our chance to start over, to do things, to be productive and to strive towards a better self. When I first started my blog back in 2014, I did it based on a New Years' Resolution to start a blog. Sadly I only wrote one post for that year and it was in January. I waited til May 2015 to begin again and here I am now.

There is something about this time that makes us ambitious. The obvious answer is because during this time the Sun is in uber Ambitious Capricorn. But that ain't the whole story. It has more to do with Capricorn's ruling planet Saturn. Saturn in mythology is the god of social order, civilization and time. Saturn also represents death (which is interconnected to time). 

Even so, in astrology Saturn represents fears, limitations and boundaries. It also presents the inevitable things of life (sickness, death, and taxes). It's about creating structures, hard work, discipline and responsibilities. As humans we are here on borrowed time, and life is literally like an hourglass glued to the table (Anna Nalick Breathe (2am)'s song reference alert!). 

It's no mistake Saturn represents the 10th House which is the most public and visible house in astrology. Add these factors together (fear and an urgent public sense of responsibility) we feel we have to do something. That we have to compensate for our lives and overall our humanity. During New Years' Saturn's in the air and we get reflective, fearful (due to our limited time) and as a result ambitious, bold and ridiculously optimistic. This is where resolutions come in.

Resolutions are a tradition and Saturn loves traditions. Maybe this is where our optimism comes in. Even so, Saturn isn't about optimism and bold declarations. It's a cold planet and represents hardships and endurance. Resolutions represents, an oftentimes, well meaning yet superficial way to set and achieve goals. Not only that but more importantly is also a superficial way about how rectify our obsession and justification of our lives and time on earth. 

Resolutions are nice but ultimately superficial. That is probably the reason why a large majority of resolutions we set don't get unfulfilled. Saturn is about facing fears, going through hard-work and endurance tests. Not only that but passing these tests and ultimately learning some wisdom from these experiences. It's not fun or something we do because we want to talk shit and be apart of a "tradition". We often fail these resolutions because we are not committed to the hardships, hard work and wisdom that comes with goals. With Saturn there are no shortcuts.

It's all about having a strong disciplined mentality, getting and being in control of our lives, and living it to the fullest despite fear and limitations. 

Anyway if you are reading this, let's try our best to just pioneer through it all of life's bullshit, don't give up, and try our best to live our lives to the fullest. Resolutions are nice but Fuck resolutions!!!

Zodiac Signs of the Most Successful/ Famous Bad Girls Club Contestants

I watch the Bad Girls Club. There I said it, please don't judge me. It is my guilty pleasure and is the only reality shows that I watch on a consistent basis. That said I decided to write a blog post on the most successful/famous Bad Girls Club contestants. At first it was hard because Bad Girls Club has 15 seasons and mad contestants.  But then a minute later it became easy. This is because my criteria, whose with their own Wikipedia profile. There are only 3 girls currently with Wikipedia profiles. Welcome to the Bad Girls Club.

Virgo Tanisha Thomas

I personally think Tanisha Thomas is the Queen, Godmother and Most Successful of all Bad Girls Club contestants. She's the host for BGC spinoff, Love Games, and is the host of more recent BGC reunions. She had her own BGC show. She made several appearances on popular shows (such as the Tyra Banks Show, Maury, Love and Hip Hop Hollywood and Atlanta, etc. Currently she co-hosts a show called Crazy Talk. 

Tanisha is busy worker bee with a productive go getter mentality. She gets shit done and is very consistent which are all Virgo traits. Not only this but she is ruled by Mercury aka planet of communication. This is ironic because she has made a career out of communicating (hosting).

Capricorn Natalie Nunn

Natalie Nunn popularize the Bad Girls Club franchise. I actually started watching it because of her and her antics. She is the only one on this list with an astrotheme profile. On there her moon is in Aquarius, which probably fuels her rebellious attitude and emotions. Capricorns are ambitious and she used her ambition and created a career out of being a rebellious reality star and the ultimate bad girl.

Virgo Camilla Poindexter

No shade but I am surprised Camilla Poindexter has her own Wikipedia profile. I don't hate her, but I didn't like her on her season (good fighter but too cocky). She is ok now. Whatever case like the Virgo she is, kept busy and had a variety of media jobs including being casted in music videos, non-BGC reality shows (America's next top model) and movies. She represents the jack of all trades part of Virgo and mercury. 

Virgo Florina "Flo" Kaja

I liked Florina "Flo" Kaja on her season (even though she was a crazy bitch). Flo probably still is a crazy bitch. She is on this list because she had her own spin off tv show special, appeared on The Tyra Banks Show and BGC All Star Battle. She represents more of the shadow side of Virgo. This statement is weird because they are several Virgos on this post on that all represent the shadow side of Virgo. But Flo takes the cake. Violent, crazy, sexually present and confident she wears the Bad Girl persona the best and to the fullest. Tanisha and Camilla are career girls, Flo is just a Bad Girl.

There is a trend and overabundance of Virgos on this list. Which is very Weird and Random. Virgos are not really known to be ratchet. Anyway hope you enjoy.

How the 12 Signs of the Zodiac Troll Online?

Trolling is an online phenomena that became popular after the invention of social media. If you are not sure what a troll is, here is a definition:

Trolls typically hide behind the laptops and its their personal mission to make someone feel bad about themselves.

Generally trolls:

Anyway, somehow trolling and astrology got inside my head and I had a brilliant idea. How the 12 Signs of the Zodiac Troll Online? I thought of the reasons why each sign would do it and how they will defend themselves once they are found out as trolls.

TROLL IS CALLED OUT, THIS IS HOW THEY RESPOND:

Fire Signs:

Aries Troll

Reasons: Anger, angry with the whole world.

Trolling Method: Insults, curses, and threatens violence.

Leos Troll 

Reasons: Insecurity and wants attention.

Trolling Method: Pretends to get offended, gives backhanded compliments and self promotes themselves.

Sagittarius Troll

Reasons: Restless, out of $$$ for drugs and high wore down

Trolling Method: Ramble self righteous nonsense then disappears.

Earth Signs:

Taurus Troll

Reasons: Is broke, fat, and ugly.

Trolling Method: Say something even more vile and then does not say anything.

Virgos Troll 

Reasons: Life feels disorganized, and does not feel perfect

Trolling Method: Know it all, states facts and why you are wrong.

Capricorn Troll

Reasons: Hates career and life, depressed

Trolling Method: Cynical, sarcastic comments and responds, threaten to kill self (means it)

Air Signs:

Gemini Troll

Reasons: Bored, phone died, and has no one to talk to. 

Trolling Method: Offensive, slightly funny, sporadic comebacks

Libra Troll

Reasons: Feeling ugly, unpopular, no boyfriend/girlfriend

Trolling Method: Apologizes, plays nice guy but is very passive aggressive.

Aquarius Troll

Reasons: Social revolution failed, does not feel special

Trolling Method: Comments with God complex and says something random/weird. 

Water Signs:

Cancer Troll 

Reasons: sad, hangry (hungry+angry), paper cut, indigestion

Trolling Method: Complain while trying to get others to like them.

Scorpio Troll

Reasons: Hates life, depress, addicted to drugs

Trolling Method: Scorpios silently lurks then responds with fucked comments (such as Go Kill Yourself).

Pisces Troll

Reasons: Sobriety, reality sets in and delusions crushed

Trolling Method: Lies then tries to make you feel bad when called out. Then plays victims while manipulating others.

 I hope you enjoyed this, btw I promise I am not trolling.

The 12 Zodiac Signs Internet Habits & Behaviours

Welcome to the Internet, I will be your guide!

I was on my phone one day, googling some random shite, when it stuck me. What are the internet habits and behaviours of the 12 signs. What do they Google? I did a lot of thinking and a lot of soul searching (yea right) and I came up with these. The Internet Habits and Behaviours of the 12 Zodiac Signs.

*Disclaimer: This applies to all your 7 personal planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Rising Sign, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter). IT especially applies to your moon (emotions) and Mars (actions, hobbies) signs because these planets can explain why you get online in the first place. Consider all your planets, house placements and aspects when reading this. :)

Aries- 

Internet Usage Level: Light internet users. 

Online Behavior: Aries ruled by Mars, are not big internet users because they are impatient, love action and seeing action being taken. So they love to  use the internet for things that are not deep or time-consuming. Aries watches fitness, sports, prank, and action filled videos.  They frequent YouTube and Worldstarhiphop to watch fight and ratchet videos. 

Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram are Aries companions because it's fast and to the point. Google about gyms, action activities and hobbies in their area (such as rock climbing, amateur mixed martial arts, zumba classes). For the less social/socially awkward, less active/more lazy Aries are very video games and gaming. Occasionally watches porn.

Taurus-

Internet Usage Level:  Light internet users. 

Online Behavior: Taurus loves beautiful things that trigger the 5 senses. They love googling ways to beautify their lives and homes, so they google and watch style channels on home decorating, makeup, recipes videos. Tauruses also love to read articles, blog posts and watch videos on Finance. They also love online shopping. Tauruses don't comment (cuss they are lazy) and are not big internet users, occasional porn viewers.

Gemini- 

Internet Usage Level: Heavy internet users (duh). 

Online Behavior: Gemini loves to learn new things and communicate, so they google a range of subjects. Probably have the weirdest funniest search terms and browsing history of the zodiac signs. Love to catch up on shows and start new TV series. 


Geminis watch comedy/prank videos, visit internet gossip forums, like lipstick alley, gossip sites like TMZ, Mediatakeout, Perez Hilton, Bossip, etc. Watch a lot of porn (for educational purposes). and love to gossip and talk shit on Twitter and chat rooms. Has several blogs, multiple social media and Twitter accounts but not committed to anything.

Cancer- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users, 

Online Behavior: Cancers love to use the internet in correspondence to emotions and feelings. If hungry they google recipes and food accounts on Instagram. If sad listen to music/watch videos. Having relationship or family problems vents online and asks questions frequenting Quora or Yahoo answers. 


If feeling ugly/insecure they watch makeup /fashion tutorials, fitness videos, and self confidence/inspirational videos. Cancers googles pictures of dogs/cats/animals, love to look up recipes and cute things on tumblr. They also post cute-cheesy things on Tumblr, make GIFS and memes on things they love such as bands, songs, musicians, actors, etc.

Leo- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users. 

Online Behavior: Leos love to self-reflect and use the internet to improve their appearance and figure themselves out. Frequent makeup/ beauty/ style channels. Secretly looks at psychology websites and articles (to figure out if they are normal). Love funny videos and finding new music. Love listening to musicals/ show-tunes/Broadway songs on YouTube. 


Googles cute animals/animal videos, probably upload some of their pets online for people to watch/comment on. Loves posting pictures and videos of themselves and things they love on Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Vine, etc.

Virgo- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users, 

Online Behavior: Virgos like Gemini love to learn and communicate so they definitely use the internet for that. Even so, Virgo is more focused, practical and less scattered then Gemini. That being the case they use the internet for  more practical reasons such as learning, developing and improving on a skill, and for crafty solutions to problems.

Google frequently to figure out how to do something correctly. Google about health and symptoms (slight hypochondriacs). Big on self improvement Virgos google about fitness and health (such as vegan recipes, cleanses, exercise classes, etc.). 


Mercury rules Virgo so have a variety of interests (DIY crafts, fitness, makeup, fashion). Go on websites such as Amazon to read book and products reviews. Do research for planning something (such as when planning to go shopping or when planning going out to a new restaurant). They may also do a lot of writing online whether on Twitter or blogging.

Libra- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,

Online Behavior: Libras love style, fashion, health, culture, beauty, makeup trends so Libras watch a lot of videos on these subjects. Frequent Tumblr and Pinterest (just like Virgo, Gemini, Leo, Pisces and Cancer) and often visits blogs about fashion and beauty. 


Very similar to fellow Venus ruled Taurus, Libra is more social and is constantly looking for beauty inspirations. Libra's frequent social media accounts that focus on luxury experiences (trendy travel destinations, trendy restaurants).   Libra's also love how-tos (how to dye your hair ombre), online shopping, and reading about the good life (beauty filled lives).  

Libras style and pop culture connoisseurs, so they follow everything from the low brow (ratchet reality shows, celebrity gossip) to the more high brow (progressive feminist blogs, The New Yorker) P.S. Pinterest and Instagram is practically made for them.

Scorpio- 

Internet Usage Level: light or heavy internet users, no in between: they are extremists, 

Online Behavior: Have deep/obsessive interests and expertise about hidden knowledge and fringe topics that most people have never heard of. Scorpios Google a lot of weird shit such as conspiracy theories, the occult, psychology, fringe science, death, alternative religions/spirituality, politics, astrology, metaphysics, etc. Watching independent documentaries, videos and visiting blogs and message boards on these topics is something they do. 


Scorpios prefers to be anonymous, so they do this on incognito mode. Scorpios don't comment or participate impulsively. Preferring to instead lurk and remain mysterious when online. Frequently clearing their browsing history; Scorpios are very secretive and the people closest to them will probably not know what they do online or what they are into.  

Scorpios watches graphic violent/shocking videos (such as fight, animal or crime videos, etc.) and are big gamers. Scorpio also frequently watches porn and google extreme activities (such as parkouring, BDSM classes). All while pretending not to care.

Sagittarius- 

Internet Usage Level: light to medium internet users, 

Online Behavior: Seeking to expand self Sagittarius love travel, politics, foreign cultures and expanding ones experiences. They use google for booking flights and hotels, researching countries and destinations they will or like to visit. Even so, Sags are not online often because they are frequently on the move doing something (like Aries but way more restless). They are online only to do things in the real world. 


Whether searching for tickets to concerts, events, and places. Or online constantly looking for new exotic food recipes, restaurant, travel destinations, music, and experiences to try. Sags also love engaging in debates on religion, politics, and social issues online, so they watch videos on YouTube and read blogs on these subjects. Sags also like researching activities (like hiking, yoga, horseback riding, etc.). 

Capricorn-

Internet Usage Level: light internet users 

Online Behavior: Capricorns use the internet for practical reasons such for directions, resume tips, job descriptions, good therapist etc. Capricorns are light internet users because they are too busy and ambitious to use idle time on fun. 

Barely for enjoyment they research and google topics about career, finances, personal improvement and future investments (such as marriage, property, parenthood, etc.). Very traditional and classic tastes and interests, Capricorns go on money management sites such as Forbes, and Business Insider, mint.com, and learnvest. News and culture sites such as The New York Times, The New Yorker, Wall St.


Capricorns barely use social media and if they do it's mostly to further achieve goal and promote their personal brand. Sometimes its for self-pity, health and existential crises, but usually they go on sites like Psychology Today, WedMD, etc.


Capricorns are very socially conscious; not for humanity but for real world implications. Examples of this they are into traditional and vintage style and fashion videos and blogs. This is because they want to appear professional and presentable. They research and Google politics and current events. This is because they want to make an informed decision on who to vote for in the next presidential election. 

Capricorns don't have that much interests and tends to google the same things. They will however occasionally watch hardcore porn such as (BDSM, MILF, etc. 

Aquarius- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users, 

Online Behavior: Aquarius loves technology and social issues so they uses the internet to look up new gadgets, political news and social issues. They are very vocal about their views and ideas so they frequently engages in online debates on religion, sex, politics, feminism, animal rights. YouTube and Twitter are their besties. 


Aquarius like Scorpio google and research weird shit such as fetish porn, big brother conspiracy theories, organic alternatives, global warming solutions.

Pisces- 

Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users, 

Online Behavior: Pisces loves escape and are very into visual/sensory inducing things so they google a wide range of things. Googling such as animal videos and pictures, self help topics and advice, metaphysical topics/solutions, psychology, photography, music, art, etc. 


The internet is used as a means of escaping and emerging with the world. Pisces loves to play online interactive video games, love to read and write fan faction, and frequent chat rooms. 


Pisces love social media and are constantly watching life style vlog channels on YouTube, snapchating, visiting Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram.

Anyways tell me your sign and internet habits.