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I was on my phone one day, googling some random shite, when it stuck me. What are the internet habits and behaviours of the 12 signs. What do they Google? I did a lot of thinking and a lot of soul searching (yea right) and I came up with these. The Internet Habits and Behaviours of the 12 Zodiac Signs.
*Disclaimer: This applies to all your 7 personal planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Rising Sign, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter). IT especially applies to your moon (emotions) and Mars (actions, hobbies) signs because these planets can explain why you get online in the first place. Consider all your planets, house placements and aspects when reading this. :)
Aries-
Internet Usage Level: Light internet users.
Online Behavior: Aries ruled by Mars, are not big internet users because they are impatient, love action and seeing action being taken. So they love to use the internet for things that are not deep or time-consuming. Aries watches fitness, sports, prank, and action filled videos. They frequent YouTube and Worldstarhiphop to watch fight and ratchet videos.
Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram are Aries companions because it's fast and to the point. Google about gyms, action activities and hobbies in their area (such as rock climbing, amateur mixed martial arts, zumba classes). For the less social/socially awkward, less active/more lazy Aries are very video games and gaming. Occasionally watches porn.
Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram are Aries companions because it's fast and to the point. Google about gyms, action activities and hobbies in their area (such as rock climbing, amateur mixed martial arts, zumba classes). For the less social/socially awkward, less active/more lazy Aries are very video games and gaming. Occasionally watches porn.
Taurus-
Internet Usage Level: Light internet users.
Online Behavior: Taurus loves beautiful things that trigger the 5 senses. They love googling ways to beautify their lives and homes, so they google and watch style channels on home decorating, makeup, recipes videos. Tauruses also love to read articles, blog posts and watch videos on Finance. They also love online shopping. Tauruses don't comment (cuss they are lazy) and are not big internet users, occasional porn viewers.
Gemini-
Internet Usage Level: Heavy internet users (duh).
Online Behavior: Gemini loves to learn new things and communicate, so they google a range of subjects. Probably have the weirdest funniest search terms and browsing history of the zodiac signs. Love to catch up on shows and start new TV series.
Geminis watch comedy/prank videos, visit internet gossip forums, like lipstick alley, gossip sites like TMZ, Mediatakeout, Perez Hilton, Bossip, etc. Watch a lot of porn (for educational purposes). and love to gossip and talk shit on Twitter and chat rooms. Has several blogs, multiple social media and Twitter accounts but not committed to anything.
Geminis watch comedy/prank videos, visit internet gossip forums, like lipstick alley, gossip sites like TMZ, Mediatakeout, Perez Hilton, Bossip, etc. Watch a lot of porn (for educational purposes). and love to gossip and talk shit on Twitter and chat rooms. Has several blogs, multiple social media and Twitter accounts but not committed to anything.
Cancer-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,
Online Behavior: Cancers love to use the internet in correspondence to emotions and feelings. If hungry they google recipes and food accounts on Instagram. If sad listen to music/watch videos. Having relationship or family problems vents online and asks questions frequenting Quora or Yahoo answers.
If feeling ugly/insecure they watch makeup /fashion tutorials, fitness videos, and self confidence/inspirational videos. Cancers googles pictures of dogs/cats/animals, love to look up recipes and cute things on tumblr. They also post cute-cheesy things on Tumblr, make GIFS and memes on things they love such as bands, songs, musicians, actors, etc.
If feeling ugly/insecure they watch makeup /fashion tutorials, fitness videos, and self confidence/inspirational videos. Cancers googles pictures of dogs/cats/animals, love to look up recipes and cute things on tumblr. They also post cute-cheesy things on Tumblr, make GIFS and memes on things they love such as bands, songs, musicians, actors, etc.
Leo-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users.
Online Behavior: Leos love to self-reflect and use the internet to improve their appearance and figure themselves out. Frequent makeup/ beauty/ style channels. Secretly looks at psychology websites and articles (to figure out if they are normal). Love funny videos and finding new music. Love listening to musicals/ show-tunes/Broadway songs on YouTube.
Googles cute animals/animal videos, probably upload some of their pets online for people to watch/comment on. Loves posting pictures and videos of themselves and things they love on Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Vine, etc.
Googles cute animals/animal videos, probably upload some of their pets online for people to watch/comment on. Loves posting pictures and videos of themselves and things they love on Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Vine, etc.
Virgo-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,
Online Behavior: Virgos like Gemini love to learn and communicate so they definitely use the internet for that. Even so, Virgo is more focused, practical and less scattered then Gemini. That being the case they use the internet for more practical reasons such as learning, developing and improving on a skill, and for crafty solutions to problems.
Google frequently to figure out how to do something correctly. Google about health and symptoms (slight hypochondriacs). Big on self improvement Virgos google about fitness and health (such as vegan recipes, cleanses, exercise classes, etc.).
Mercury rules Virgo so have a variety of interests (DIY crafts, fitness, makeup, fashion). Go on websites such as Amazon to read book and products reviews. Do research for planning something (such as when planning to go shopping or when planning going out to a new restaurant). They may also do a lot of writing online whether on Twitter or blogging.
Google frequently to figure out how to do something correctly. Google about health and symptoms (slight hypochondriacs). Big on self improvement Virgos google about fitness and health (such as vegan recipes, cleanses, exercise classes, etc.).
Mercury rules Virgo so have a variety of interests (DIY crafts, fitness, makeup, fashion). Go on websites such as Amazon to read book and products reviews. Do research for planning something (such as when planning to go shopping or when planning going out to a new restaurant). They may also do a lot of writing online whether on Twitter or blogging.
Libra-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,
Online Behavior: Libras love style, fashion, health, culture, beauty, makeup trends so Libras watch a lot of videos on these subjects. Frequent Tumblr and Pinterest (just like Virgo, Gemini, Leo, Pisces and Cancer) and often visits blogs about fashion and beauty.
Very similar to fellow Venus ruled Taurus, Libra is more social and is constantly looking for beauty inspirations. Libra's frequent social media accounts that focus on luxury experiences (trendy travel destinations, trendy restaurants). Libra's also love how-tos (how to dye your hair ombre), online shopping, and reading about the good life (beauty filled lives).
Libras style and pop culture connoisseurs, so they follow everything from the low brow (ratchet reality shows, celebrity gossip) to the more high brow (progressive feminist blogs, The New Yorker) P.S. Pinterest and Instagram is practically made for them.
Very similar to fellow Venus ruled Taurus, Libra is more social and is constantly looking for beauty inspirations. Libra's frequent social media accounts that focus on luxury experiences (trendy travel destinations, trendy restaurants). Libra's also love how-tos (how to dye your hair ombre), online shopping, and reading about the good life (beauty filled lives).
Libras style and pop culture connoisseurs, so they follow everything from the low brow (ratchet reality shows, celebrity gossip) to the more high brow (progressive feminist blogs, The New Yorker) P.S. Pinterest and Instagram is practically made for them.
Scorpio-
Internet Usage Level: light or heavy internet users, no in between: they are extremists,
Online Behavior: Have deep/obsessive interests and expertise about hidden knowledge and fringe topics that most people have never heard of. Scorpios Google a lot of weird shit such as conspiracy theories, the occult, psychology, fringe science, death, alternative religions/spirituality, politics, astrology, metaphysics, etc. Watching independent documentaries, videos and visiting blogs and message boards on these topics is something they do.
Scorpios prefers to be anonymous, so they do this on incognito mode. Scorpios don't comment or participate impulsively. Preferring to instead lurk and remain mysterious when online. Frequently clearing their browsing history; Scorpios are very secretive and the people closest to them will probably not know what they do online or what they are into.
Scorpios watches graphic violent/shocking videos (such as fight, animal or crime videos, etc.) and are big gamers. Scorpio also frequently watches porn and google extreme activities (such as parkouring, BDSM classes). All while pretending not to care.
Scorpios prefers to be anonymous, so they do this on incognito mode. Scorpios don't comment or participate impulsively. Preferring to instead lurk and remain mysterious when online. Frequently clearing their browsing history; Scorpios are very secretive and the people closest to them will probably not know what they do online or what they are into.
Scorpios watches graphic violent/shocking videos (such as fight, animal or crime videos, etc.) and are big gamers. Scorpio also frequently watches porn and google extreme activities (such as parkouring, BDSM classes). All while pretending not to care.
Sagittarius-
Internet Usage Level: light to medium internet users,
Online Behavior: Seeking to expand self Sagittarius love travel, politics, foreign cultures and expanding ones experiences. They use google for booking flights and hotels, researching countries and destinations they will or like to visit. Even so, Sags are not online often because they are frequently on the move doing something (like Aries but way more restless). They are online only to do things in the real world.
Whether searching for tickets to concerts, events, and places. Or online constantly looking for new exotic food recipes, restaurant, travel destinations, music, and experiences to try. Sags also love engaging in debates on religion, politics, and social issues online, so they watch videos on YouTube and read blogs on these subjects. Sags also like researching activities (like hiking, yoga, horseback riding, etc.).
Whether searching for tickets to concerts, events, and places. Or online constantly looking for new exotic food recipes, restaurant, travel destinations, music, and experiences to try. Sags also love engaging in debates on religion, politics, and social issues online, so they watch videos on YouTube and read blogs on these subjects. Sags also like researching activities (like hiking, yoga, horseback riding, etc.).
Capricorn-
Internet Usage Level: light internet users
Online Behavior: Capricorns use the internet for practical reasons such for directions, resume tips, job descriptions, good therapist etc. Capricorns are light internet users because they are too busy and ambitious to use idle time on fun.
Barely for enjoyment they research and google topics about career, finances, personal improvement and future investments (such as marriage, property, parenthood, etc.). Very traditional and classic tastes and interests, Capricorns go on money management sites such as Forbes, and Business Insider, mint.com, and learnvest. News and culture sites such as The New York Times, The New Yorker, Wall St.
Capricorns barely use social media and if they do it's mostly to further achieve goal and promote their personal brand. Sometimes its for self-pity, health and existential crises, but usually they go on sites like Psychology Today, WedMD, etc.
Capricorns are very socially conscious; not for humanity but for real world implications. Examples of this they are into traditional and vintage style and fashion videos and blogs. This is because they want to appear professional and presentable. They research and Google politics and current events. This is because they want to make an informed decision on who to vote for in the next presidential election.
Capricorns don't have that much interests and tends to google the same things. They will however occasionally watch hardcore porn such as (BDSM, MILF, etc.
Barely for enjoyment they research and google topics about career, finances, personal improvement and future investments (such as marriage, property, parenthood, etc.). Very traditional and classic tastes and interests, Capricorns go on money management sites such as Forbes, and Business Insider, mint.com, and learnvest. News and culture sites such as The New York Times, The New Yorker, Wall St.
Capricorns barely use social media and if they do it's mostly to further achieve goal and promote their personal brand. Sometimes its for self-pity, health and existential crises, but usually they go on sites like Psychology Today, WedMD, etc.
Capricorns are very socially conscious; not for humanity but for real world implications. Examples of this they are into traditional and vintage style and fashion videos and blogs. This is because they want to appear professional and presentable. They research and Google politics and current events. This is because they want to make an informed decision on who to vote for in the next presidential election.
Capricorns don't have that much interests and tends to google the same things. They will however occasionally watch hardcore porn such as (BDSM, MILF, etc.
Aquarius-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,
Online Behavior: Aquarius loves technology and social issues so they uses the internet to look up new gadgets, political news and social issues. They are very vocal about their views and ideas so they frequently engages in online debates on religion, sex, politics, feminism, animal rights. YouTube and Twitter are their besties.
Aquarius like Scorpio google and research weird shit such as fetish porn, big brother conspiracy theories, organic alternatives, global warming solutions.
Aquarius like Scorpio google and research weird shit such as fetish porn, big brother conspiracy theories, organic alternatives, global warming solutions.
Pisces-
Internet Usage Level: medium to heavy internet users,
Online Behavior: Pisces loves escape and are very into visual/sensory inducing things so they google a wide range of things. Googling such as animal videos and pictures, self help topics and advice, metaphysical topics/solutions, psychology, photography, music, art, etc.
The internet is used as a means of escaping and emerging with the world. Pisces loves to play online interactive video games, love to read and write fan faction, and frequent chat rooms.
Pisces love social media and are constantly watching life style vlog channels on YouTube, snapchating, visiting Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram.
The internet is used as a means of escaping and emerging with the world. Pisces loves to play online interactive video games, love to read and write fan faction, and frequent chat rooms.
Pisces love social media and are constantly watching life style vlog channels on YouTube, snapchating, visiting Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram.
Anyways tell me your sign and internet habits.
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