Scorpio Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit: Kat Stacks

Picking a Scorpio Celebrity Archetype was kind of hard. This is because there are so many Scorpio Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit. My top picks were Kris Jenner (mommy pimpnager for the Succubi Kardashian/Jenner Klan. Or Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner (cuss she has a penis.). Or Drake (because he is Drake). Or Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J (cuss they are Ratchet TV Royalty).


But then I thought hmmm, Kat Stacks. A lot of people don't know who she is or don't remember who is she. I just made that up by the way. She is famous for being an illegal immigrant Hip-Hop Groupie, Slywhore and prostitute stripper who had sexual relations with rappers and talk shit about them on YouTube. Her story is interesting.


She was born in Venezuela and emigrated to the US when she was 8 years old. At the age of 14 she ran away from her home in New York with her first love, her 30 year old pimp who sex trafficked girls. She was forced into prostitution and suffered from domestic violence at the hands of her pimp. After turning tricks she gave birth to her pimp's baby. She got around and this eventually led to her hanging out (read: fucking rappers).


This led to her being an associate and confidant to popular rappers. She started vlogging and putting rappers on blast on YouTube. For the oldies who read this blog, blast means blowing people's shit up and putting their business out there. Anyway she revealed intimate details about rappers (such as Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, Lil Wayne, Lil Twist, Nelly, etc.).


Kat Stacks is known for bragging, talking shit and sometimes lying, but always being her ratchet best. Her catchphrase is "It's Kat Stacks Bitch!" Popular gossip sites such as MediaTakeOut and Bossip began reporting on her and she got " internet famous." More like infamous, she became a hit, even getting hit (aka got the beat up) on camera for her "lies". This was all around 2009, 2010.


Anyway she pissed off a club promoter who accused her of ripping him off and stealing money. I guess he stole her airplane ticket, because she went to airport and there was something wrong with her ticket (like it being missing, I am not even sure y'all). So the airport had to do a background check on her. This led to her being discovered as an undocumented immigrant (her temporary visa expired). Facing deportation, she caught a break and instead got locked up in an immigration facility for three years.


Anyway I don't have much astrological information on her. She doesn't have an astrotheme profile which means no time of birth and no birth location. I do have her birth-date which is November 2nd, 1989. I found this through a couple of sources. Aka I got my Sherlock Holmes hat on yall!!!

First is her criminal record screenshots, which lists 11.02.89 as her birth date.




Second is her instagram, which lists November 2nd as her birthdate. Below a screenshot of her bday related posts.

From her official Instagram 

Third is her in this interview saying her birthday is November 2nd. Random but apparently she shares her birthday with Q founder of World-Star Hip Hop. This the title of the video: Kat Stacks On Prostitution, Deportation, Disses Q of World-Star Hip Hop & More! (STFU! Radio).

Anyway I think she is super Scorpio and she embodies the true nature of a Scorpio. These are my reasons:


1. She has a fucked up background story.
She has lived and still lives on the fringes of society. Immigrant, street worker, domestic violence victim, and a criminal past. A lot of Scorpios have sad stories about abuse and criminal activities.


2. She is a misunderstood outsider.
She is a tatted up, vulgar, crass, self destructive, and defiant "thot" who refused to shut up about her sexual relationships (which were sometimes fictional). This what made her famous and is making her famous.

But who is she? Victim of circumstances or an opportunistic manipulator? She rides both titles. She has a hard life. BTW can you believe she is just 26? and did all this shit?. By all this shit I mean being a hooker, having her pimp's baby, and being locked up.


3. She seems to be on a repeat self-destruct then trans-form Scorpio cycle.

She got out of Federal prison and she does all these interviews saying she is trying to do better. She has a book out. But then you look at her Instagram, she is popping bottles and taking booty pictures. There is nothing wrong with drinking and taking suggestive pictures. BUT it seems like she is slowly going back to her old tricks and temptations. Anyway Scorpio does not know when to stop.


4. She is shamless and she embraces it. 

She put rappers on blast (very feminist). By the way you know a famous person is feminist when Vice.com writes an article about you. IF you're interested in reading this article, this is the link and title: Kat Stacks is a Real American Hero Bitch.

Kat Stacks is known to be a liar and a "groupie hoe." She knows and owns who she is. She is fucked up and a mess but she embraces the fact that she is misunderstood. She eats up the negativity, the haters and seems to invite it. That is a Scorpio skill and a talent.

Anyway this is my Scorpio Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit.

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Scorpio Edition

Be Strong, Don't show them your real self. Scorpio Season!

Scorpios are the weakest sign of the zodiac. Don't believe that bull-crap about them being the strong silent types. They are butt-hurt weaklings who live in their own fortresses of doom known as their minds.

I'm such a Bitch Baby. :(

Scorpios don't do shit, except mope around with the "Woe Is Me" attitude and secretly plot revenge, which never actually happens. That takes guts and action which always seem to evade them. Scorpios are lazy losers. 

Creeper in the club alert

Scorpios are not smart and sexy but are dumb and creepy. They are the creepers at the club. They are the online trolls waiting behind their little keyboards. Waiting for others to make posts and videos about their happy lives so they can hate on them. Waiting for others to make mistakes so they can HATE with a capital H. Scorpios are haters. All they can do is hate. And hate some more.   


Scorpios are selfish with a warped sense of self.  They create myths that they are the strong sexy silent types. They create myths that they are loyal, honorable, and independent. They are the Eeyores', the Patrick Batemans', the Hank Hills, and the Michael Scotts of the world. Scorpio=Melancholic, Delusional, Obsessive, Paranoid, and the Ultimate Bitch Baby. They are bitch ass haters. 

If we were to measure strength in terms of mind and brainpower they will lose. Cuss of their stubbornness and emotionalism they are 360 degrees of retarded. Scorpios process and hold onto things internally and forever. They hold onto that thinking that doing this is smart and strong but its like really dumb and it weakens them (and they are already weak to begin with). 

Scorpios hold onto past experiences which then after a million years they miraculously "overcome". This is considered a strength. But its not. It is a character flaw. Strength is judged by your actions not by your reactions (that we never even get to see because they have that whole poker face thing going on for them.). Holding in their hurts and wounds doesn't allow them to see clearly or take any sort of action to remedy the situation. Scorpios are simply not strong (physically, emotionally, and mentally).

I like struggle that is why I can't quit.

I would say the only real "strength" (more like a character flaw) Scorpios do have is the fact that they don't give up on life. They may take all the drugs they want, self destruct in a million ways, and fuck up on very extreme levels. But they live with and seem to marry their pain. They enjoy it. Emotionally Scorpios are emotional masochist sadists with Darwin Award fantasies (Aries always beat them on that though). 

Scorpio in their best position. Face down Ass Up. Fucked by Life

Scorpios are submissive beta types with an inferiority complex (that rivals Capricorn). They are the weakest sun sign. Yes they are weaker than their butt-hurt addict Pisces cousins are. They are the worst kind of people in the world. Overtly emotional, manipulative they are people users. People willingly allow themselves to be used by Scorpio, because unlike Scorpios, they have hearts. People pity them, they want to understand them, and help them. When all Scorpios want to do is feed them lies and hate. When people understand Scorpios are fucked up whiners they leave and this creates "trust issues". But in reality its just an excuse, who wants to admit no one wants them.

Scorpios only know how to hurt, hate, and drag you into their emo bullshit. Most sane people stay away from Scorpios, not because they are afraid of them. But because they are depressing. They are insufferable to be around. Constantly walking around playing their sad little song with the world's tiniest violin. Scorpios don't realize that the world is turning and that no one actually gives a shit.

And this is why you, Scorpio your sign ain't shit.

Libra Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow

One of my top choices was Kim Kardashian, but that is too obvious. Plus I am not a bandwagon Kim Kardashian Hater. Not too far from my line of thinking was Amber Rose.  I was also thinking John Mayer, but he is played out. The best choice? Gwyneth Paltrow. 

I chose Gwyneth Paltrow simply for the fact that she is one of the few celebrity Libras that everyone generally and legitimately hates. By the way Kim K don't count because most her haters are jealous of her. I suspect some of her haters want to have sex with her but hate her because she has a preference for black men (#casualracism). Others hate her because they think she is a whore and slutshame her (I disagree with all of that). The rest think she is fame-whore (she kinda is) useless and stupid (she is a bit useless, but I don't she is stupid). 

Anyway time to get into astrology. Her sun sign is obviously Libra. She is so Libran and so anti-Libran at the same time.  Perhaps this is because she has Sun (ego) conjunct her Mercury (communication) in Libra, Mars (action) in Virgo and Pluto (destructiveness/transformation) in Libra. This gives Gwyneth  OCD like tendencies about food, exercising, fashion, and generally everything else. Libra is all about beauty so much so that it borders obsessive and shallow. 


Pluto in Libra seems to amplify all of her Libra qualities (especially the negative ones). The negative qualities of sun in Libra is pretentiousness and shallowness. Even if she isn't like this (and I think she is), people with heavy Plutonian energy bring out the best or worst in people and in themselves.  Gwyneth has Mars in Virgo. This can make her a preachy perfectionist, and a puritanical know-it-all. Even so, she works hard (exercising and shit), but she also likes to rub it in people's faces. She thinks she is better, smarter, and healthier than everyone. Mars conjunct her sun makes her a warrior, competitive, combative, and she is a tough character. Conjunct with her Pluto makes her an intense control freak.

She has moon in Gemini, this makes her flip-floppy, inconsistent, and contradict herself. Her moon trines her sun and mercury which supports her personality and communication style. Not only that but it supports and justifies her oftentimes poor behavior. Her Saturn is conjunct her moon which could signify insecurity and the need to constantly push oneself. Clearly someone confident doesn't feel the need to brag, show off and rub it in people's faces how much better she is than them. They just know it. Clearly she doesn't.

If the ascendant is accurate she has Pisces Rising. Your rising sign is how other people see her and what sign she portray to others. She is sensitive soul even though she continually say incredibly stupid and offensive things. She is halfway a mess and like Pluto, Neptune ruling Pisces can bring misunderstanding about who a person actually is. Pisces is a conduit, it carries and support energy. Not only that but it blurs the boundaries and muddies everything. This is one of the reasons why the public hates her so much.

Moving on to mercury this where is truly where Gwyneth gets in trouble and has foot in mouth syndrome. Mercury conjunct Pluto in Libra. This allows her to be not only straightforward  but blunt. This placement can make someone say insensitive, harsh, and often cunt punt worthy things. Her words alienate people. Even if they are not meant in that way, it is taken that way. She definitely has power in her words.



Again Pluto conjunction amplifies good and negative qualities. Libra is ruled by Venus which LOVES beauty and culture. The shadow side of Libra is pretentiousness and her pretentiousness is amazing. If you read any of her quotes she says some pretty smug things. To a lot of us common folks she symbolizes the worst in both rich and celebrity cultures and economy inequality. She literally lives under a rock.

Probably quotes him everyday

Not only that but her Mercury is also conjunct Uranus in Libra making her say outrageous things. Uranus in Libra is rebelliously Libran. Again Libra is ruled by Venus loves beauty and culture. Gwyneth revels in and probably secretly enjoys shocking and offending people (not very Libran) but very Uranus. Uranus is the planet of rebellion, invention, and revolution. Look at her conscious uncoupling term, her hipster lifestyle website Goop, the fact she named her daughter Apple. Very rebellious in a cool Libra way. 



Mercury working with Uranus and Pluto is an interesting combo that is as powerful as it is difficult. Conjunctions don't make a person see themselves too clearly. Conjunctions don't give someone, Gwyneth, in this case perspective.  She clearly doesn't know or understand the effect she has on people.



The quote above: " I am who I am, I can't pretend to be somebody who lives on $25,000 a year." This statement is true she knows who she is and she is living out her life she wants. Though Gwyneth probably feels she is being attacked for who she is and defends herself. Mercury conjunct Uranus makes her defensive over her sense of individuality, which is probably why she keeps repeating the cycle of saying stupid shit over and over again.

Even so, with Mercury conjunct Pluto she also doesn't know she being offensive and she probably doesn't mean to (consciously that is). Libra is after all; the least offensive sign. 

The kicker is her Venus in Leo that sums up most of the points I made about her chart. Leo is all about having a good time. This isn't a bad placement at all. Gwyneth clearly loves the luxurious life style and she wants the best out if life (who doesn't). She has Venus sextile Uranus, which supports her rebellious personality and the fact that she is constantly defending her individuality. Leo is all about individuality and uniqueness.



Anyway she is probably very generous, very loving and has a big heart. Even so, Venus in Leo can be arrogant and have a superiority complex. Being Plutonian and overtly Libran she is an extremist and having Venus in Leo doesn't help. Leo is one of the most stubborn fixed signs (after Taurus). Stubbornness can make someone spiteful. Venus in Leo when attacked is very much like an lioness. Dramatic with an ego to fill an opera hall she pounces. In celebrity world it is showing off to the haters (and she has done that a lot) and embracing her least pleasurable placements fully. That is like the best Fuck You to Haters afterall (even if it isn't helpful).

Anyway this is my Libra Celebrity Archetype That Ain't Shit post.



Disclaimer I am not defending Gwyneth or attacking her for that matter. She can be a real smug and arrogant cunt punt. But she isn't just that, Gwyneth isn't a horrible person. She gets a lot of unjustified hate by a bunch of jealous, probably overweight mothers. I admit some of it is justified (she courts drama like it is her mama).  Even so, Astrology is about perspective and about judging planets, positions, and placements. We are not just good or bad but a mixture of both. Anyway hope all you Libra cunt punts enjoy this.

Why your Sign Ain't Shit: Libra Edition

Libras WILL let you FALL

Libras are vain and fake. Yes I know that is an obvious stereotype but its true. Libras are the sneaky snarky snakes. Very much like Scorpio but on diet pills and laxatives.

Insecure most Libra women don't leave with the house without five pounds of makeup and back up makeup. The Libra male equivalent to this is five pounds of cologne and spray tan. 

Whatever the case they live and swear on photo filters and Photo-shop. All of this is really a cover up for their ugly souls. Well mostly it is for their ugly physical selves.

The "fair and balanced" Libra coined the phrase, "Beauty on the inside." and "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." They coin these phrases to pull attention away from themselves and the fact that they are hideous, vain and fake. Plus they are insecure because they know they are really really ugly.

Libras are known to be charming, ditsy and a little indecisive. cute right? Nope its not. Its a cover-up to the fact that they are tacky, and slow (in french: retarde, this means really, really stupid).

Great pretenders they are. Great at pretending to be your friend (while gossiping and throwing shade at you). Great at pretending to have money when all they really have 6 digits of credit card debt and 5 digits of student loans (for their fancy Liberal Arts degrees). Great at pretending to be in love when in reality they have 3 or 4 sidepieces that are all the "the love of their lives."

Smug Cousin to Leo in terms of arrogance, vanity, and self-flattery. Superficial Libras only hang out with you if you are good looking, have great fashion sense, have money and status all in that order. It is kind of like Capricorn but at least Capricorn works hard. Working hard is not in their vocabulary. "Using Hard" is their motto.

 

They don't have work ethics, or even ethics at all. Forget all that fairness and equality crap. They are lazy users that step on others while hypocritically sprout politically correct terms. By the way Libra's invented "politically correct". They don't believe in anything except "beauty". Sad thing is that they don't know what beauty means.

These boobs will be perfect, if they were real.

No one really likes Libras. They all pretend to like Libras because Libras are good at compliments. They are good at faking it until they make it. Or until they can't anymore. Until their lies, deceit (they give Pisces a run for their money) and general dishonesty is discovered.

This is when they either backtrack or apologize (by apologize I mean get their ass beat to the point where they have no choice but to apologize before they're plastic surgeried nose gets ruined).  And with all of this is why Libra ain't shit.