Monday, April 8, 2019

theastrofiend’s Astrological Analysis of TV Show Roswell Characters



LIZ PARKER 


Virgo Rising. 
Sagittarius Sun.
Pisces Moon. 
Scorpio Venus
 Aquarius Mars.

  
    • Virgo Rising and Aquarius Mars because she is logical, wants to be a scientist, and needed/got proof that Max was an alien.
    • Pisces Moon because she is sweet, sensitive, and her story has very Neptunian themes (death, rebirth, sacrifice)
    • Scorpio Venus because throughout the series she only had eyes for Max and she is low-key a ride or die bitch (going to jail for him, etc.). Loyal.
    • She was a bit weirded out but she didn’t freak out when she found out Max was an alien. She doesn’t play around, ask Tess



MAX EVANS 

Capricorn Rising
Pisces Sun
Pisces Moon
Capricorn Venus
Capricorn Mars


  • Capricorn Stellium with Rising, Venus, and Mars because of his character, he is seen as shy, serious, responsible, and driven to protect and be responsible for his alien hybrids and the humans that know his secret. Capricorn is ruled by Saturn, delayed gratification, huge responsibilities and other themes.
  • Pisces Moon because he is quiet, brooding, and sensitive. Plus his story also has very Neptunian themes (death, rebirth, sacrifice).
  • Capricorn mixed with Pisces gives you a grounded martyr, think along the lines Martin Luther King Jr. He is willing to sacrifice his life, happiness, and love to protect everyone around him.

Max and Liz’s Relationship: Neptunian Love Story

•      THINK: ROMEO AND JULIET, FORBIDDEN LOVE, CROSSED BOUNDARIES, ETC.
•      Neptunian themes (death, rebirth, sacrifice, otherworldly);
•      I gave Liz and Max both Pisces Moons because they understand each other emotionally and they are both willing to die and sacrifice themselves for each other. Their moons are conjunct each other
•      Their Venuses are sextile each other which means that they have a very organic, easy going connection. Liz with her Venus in Scorpio brings out the passion and humanity in Max while Max brings out the love, loyalty, and risk in Liz.

•      Suns are squared but both in mutable signs, so they know how to adjust to their situations.


MICHAEL GUERIN 


Aquarius Rising
Scorpio Sun
Aries Moon
Capricorn Venus
Cancer Mars



  •     Aquarius Rising. Think James Dean, rebellious, angry, and detached from emotions. Flip side he’s a very independent thinker.
  • Aries Moon because he is angry (Moon Square Mars), and impulsive which can make him a bit selfish/self interested. However he is loyal and strong. He is also very protective of the ones he loves and is willing to do what Max won’t or can’t.
  •  Scorpio Sun because of his intensity and his tendency not to immediately trust people
  •  Capricorn Venus opposite Cancer Mars. He has a lot of growth throughout the series and has learned a lot of Moon and Saturnian lessons (responsibility, how to love oneself and others, how to think and have empathy for others, dealing with the effects of the physical abuse his foster father put on him.). Most of his lessons were learned from his relationship and love from Maria.
  • Aries Moon because he is angry (Moon Square Mars), and impulsive which can make him a bit selfish/self interested. However he is loyal and strong. He is also very protective of the ones he loves and is willing to do what Max won’t or can’t.
  • Scorpio Sun because of his intensity and his tendency not to immediately trust people
  • Capricorn Venus opposite Cancer Mars. He has a lot of growth throughout the series and has learned a lot of Moon and Saturnian lessons (responsibility, how to love oneself and others, how to think and have empathy for others, dealing with the effects of the physical abuse his foster father put on him.). Most of his lessons were learned from his relationship and love from Maria.



MARIA DELUCA 


Aquarius Rising
Gemini Sun
Sagittarius moon
Cancer Venus
Gemini Mars



•      Aquarius Rising. Free Spirit, a wild card, and unique personal style.
•      Sagittarius Moon and Gemini Sun because she is a happy go lucky whimsical person. She is used somewhat as a comical relief. She is very independent, speaks her mind and needs the space to occasionally do her own thing. She values communication. Very changeable (like her hair).
•      Cancer Venus. Her emotional center. She was raised by a single mom, so she expects commitment and someone that can be there.

•      Gemini Mars because she is changeable.


Maria and Michael’s Relationship: Passionate and Love & Hate


•  THINK: PASSIONATE. HARD. A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE MEDIA TROUPE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP.
•  Saturnian themes (commitment, communication); in their relationship.
•  Love takes work. They are not loving in
•  Michael and Maria’s Suns trine each other.
•  Their Venuses are opposite each other which means that they have work to do and are approaching love through opposite ways.
•  Michael’s Mars conjunct Maria’s Venus, so this is a very passionate and sexual love.
• Both Aquarius risings because they both love independence and have unique personalities.

ISABEL EVANS 


Libra Rising
Scorpio Sun
Capricorn moon
Virgo Venus
Libra Mars



•      Libra Rising. Beautiful Popular Girl that everyone loves.
•      Scorpio Sun because she already has this birth-date on her Fandom page so I just went along with. Honestly I don’t see her as Scorpio Sun but I can’t think of another sign she can be. I would say she is very low key and not that changeable.
•      Virgo Venus because she detailed, oppressed with perception and perfection. Michael referred to her as a Christmas Nazi in an episode. She fell in love with a geeky human of lower social status than her. Mutable Venuses can fall in love quickly.

•      Capricorn Moon and Libra Mars. She hates being an alien hybrid. She views her alienness as a hindrance and very restrictive. This combo is very traditional and wants to fit in and be accepted. Though her alien counterpart was a traitorous alien stank she is not. She has no desire to rebel but to conform.

Isabel Evans Weird Grey’s Anatomy Conspiracy

•      Katherine Heigl who plays Isabel Evans on Roswell, also plays Isobel “Izzie” Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy. In both respective shows they call in love with guys named Alex. Are they the same person?

•      That aside Isabel seems to get some normal-ness in her relationships. In the last season Isabel marries a human. Her parents didn’t approve because she’s young. I was confused because the relationship/marriage felt rushed. Call it rushed/poor writing. It does show a pattern about how Isabel uses relationship as part of her desire to be seen as normal (hence Virgo Venus/Libra Mars).

TESS HARDING 


Scorpio Rising
Taurus Sun
Capricorn Moon
Gemini Venus
Pisces Mars



•      Scorpio Rising. Mysterious outsider treated with distrust when she was first introduced to the show.

•      Taurus Sun and Capricorn Moon because she has a goal and will get to it by any means necessary. Extremely focused, shameless and headstrong Tess often uses her sensuality as a tool to get what she wants.
•      Gemini Venus and Pisces Mars because she skilled at trickery and deception. While at the same time she is easily manipulated and can manipulate others easily. Spoiler alert she unintentionally kills Alex, by prolong use of her powers of mindwarp on Alex. She mind-warps him so he can return her to her alien planet
•      I see her as both a victim and a perpetrator. IF you know her backstory, she was raised by Nasedo, an alien shapeshifting traitor sent to protect the alien hybrids. She doesn’t think for herself. However in the end she redeemed herself by sacrificing her life to protect everyone. (Pisces Mars).



    I hope you enjoy this blog post, 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOYZqMEsZk

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

My 5 Astrology Pet Peeves



I recorded a YouTube video on my YouTube Channel about this, check it out. 

1. Astrology Skeptics



Astrology Skeptics are annoying. Most of them don’t know shit about astrology but love to put down astrology. Challenge for all astrology skeptics. I dare you to do your own natal chart. Not only do it but take 2 days to do research. I don't understand how we humans on Earth can get energy from a Star (the sun), have the moon effect our oceans all the way in outer space but its so far fetch that the other planets and celestial bodies can have an effect on us.

2. People who only know Sun Signs



Stop saying you love astrology when you only know or are interested in sun signs. You love sun sign astrology or horoscope astrology. It's annoying to talk to someone who “loves astrology” but can only talk sun signs. That is pretty much small talk.

3. People who make up things about astrology to fit their narrative.




Yes astrology is open to interpretation and very much is other people's opinion, perspective and the interpretation of the knowledge/ learning/studying and experience and astrology. 

But you cant just make up shit.




I have seen people say that Aquarius is a water sign because they are the water bearer. How Libra is not a masculine sign. How they are unsure of their sun sign and prefer to be both signs because they are born on a "cusp". No offense but these people sound stupid.

4. False equivalency



Sun in the 8th House or Sun conjunct Pluto does not make you a Scorpio. Moon in the 8th House or Moon conjunct Pluto is not the same as Scorpio moon. Pluto in the 1st house doesn't make you a Scorpio rising.

Yes there are similarities with all these placements but slow your roll. It’s annoying when people try to claim placements that are not theirs to claim. I honestly see this mostly with discussion around people with Plutonian and Scorpionic energy. People treat it like a pissing contest.

5. The rife between old school and new school astrology. Experience Vs. Casual Astrology Lovers.



New school astrology is focused on psychology and personality with elements of prediction and spirituality Old school astrology is focused on prediction and tradition. An analogy would be astrologist vs astrologer

Criticism is that old school astrology tends to be more fatalistic and new school tends to be more fluffy. Regardless i notice this with rife between younger or more casual astrology lovers and older or more experienced and learned professional astrologers. Its not that serious. We can all exist.

Again I recorded a YouTube video on my YouTube Channel about this, check it out. 

Monday, April 1, 2019

What I Really think about Each Sign?



I recorded a YouTube video on my YouTube Channel about this, check it out. 

Follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y0o6hZt_VA

First off I don’t “hate” any particular sign. However I do have favorite and least favorite signs. This video however is not about that but what I really think about each Zodiac Sign. I divided this into two categories. Neutral or Problematic. Problematic category just means that I have problematic experiences with them. By the way the more experiences I have with the signs the more my opinion will change.

Aries
Neutral  

Suns: Blunt but nice. Selfish, don’t really think of others viewpoints. I've been around a lot of Aries moons: short sighted, don’t think things through. Dynamic, fun. Harmless, generally trustworthy. “self-centered” . I think Aries moons are extreme versions Aries Suns

Taurus
Neutral

Not much experience but they scare me. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s there stubbornness or the fact that Hitler was a Taurus and underneath that calm, rational exterior is a RAGING BULL. Lucky sign.

Gemini
Problematic

I always give Gemini the benefit of the doubt but recent experiences make me give Gemini the side-eye. Honestly you got to watch out for them. Tricky, a bit untrustworthy and unpredictable. However Fun, funny and make great acquaintances and people to chill with/get information from. Very smart, would be smarter if they learn to keep their mouth shut.

Cancer
Neutral. Not much to say. Loyal, very money driven and impressionable. I would say their emotional moodiness is extremely annoying. They mouth can be reckless

Leo
Neutral, but there have been problematic moments. 

Leos are neutral because Leos are loyal, funny, generous, and many other things. I definitely enjoy their company. I would say that Leo influenced people I know/come into contact with can lack emotional depth and can be sometimes untrustworthy in their intentions. Sometimes give up authenticity for approval, to be liked. Also fish for compliments/attention in such a sneaky way. Like to save face, don’t admit wrong/faults, and can pit people against you.

Virgo 
Neutral. 

Whatever Virgo do/say, comes from the heart. I have in depth experience with Virgos. They are generous, humble, and extremely hard-working. Know it-alls, don’t like to admit wrong/faults, and emotionally savage with others feelings. Also not above pettiness. Virgos give unsolicited advice and don't treat you like an individual human being . It comes from a place of love rather than hate, so even if I am annoyed, I don't hate it.

Libra
Neutral until otherwise. 

Great experiences with Libra but I still think you got to watch them because no one is that pleasant/charming. I suspect Libras talk shit/ be shady behind people’s backs.

Scorpio 
Neutral. 

Minds own business, Smart, and manipulative. I would say that they may be using you and quickly disposes people with scary ease. Also with Scorpio (like all the other fixed signs) can be hypocritical, they do something to you and when you challenge them they like to act shocked and innocent.

Sagittarius
Neutral. 

Open-minded, forthright, and flaky. I would say with Sagittarius they want to be everyone’s friend and to relate to everyone which can be annoying.

Capricorn
Neutral. 

I used to not care for Capricorns because in my experience they love to complain, criticize, and be negative. Go to a restaurant or a retail place with a Capricorn and see. Having a lot of loyal Capricorn moons around me change my opinions a little bit. Hard-working, respectful, and conscientious. Also cares too much what others/society think.

Aquarius 
Problematic. 

For some reason I always get shit from Aquariuses (especially if I live and go to school with them). Exception is work, I always meet great Aquariuses at work who intelligent team players. The ones in my personal life however always seems like they are trying to bully or dominate me. They are cool one day and then out of nowhere turn into hypocritical shit heads. Definitely will stick up for you.

Pisces
Neutral. 

Cool, chill, relatable but manipulative, and play both sides. A bit like my Libra description. Keep an eye on them, not as innocent as they seem.

Note: 
I have a fixed chart so me having problems with fixed signs isn’t that big of a deal. I’m probably conjuncting, squaring, or opposing something in their chart and vice versa. Plus I got a lot of Plutonian energy, so I may come across as secretive or cold.

Opinions, thoughts liable to change. May more elaborate some other time. Off the top of head and quick thoughts. 

Monday, March 25, 2019

theastrofiend’s Astrological Ode to Queens & Kings of Shade: The Shadiest Celebrities of Each Zodiac Sign.










This series was started three years ago and it is finished. However I recently created a compilation video on my YouTube Channel of my picks for each zodiac sign. Below are my 12 picks and the links to each of the blog posts.
















Link to YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOtvt-UXba0&feature=youtu.be

Friday, January 4, 2019

theastrofiend Wishes You a Happy New Year 2019: Updates & YouTube Uploads



theastrofiend Wishes You a Happy New Year 2019: Updates & YouTube Uploads

Happy 2019! Be gone 2018. Celebrating this New Year and Capricorn Season with some new issh. No resolutions just living and striving to be a better you. A lifelong goal and mission.

Recent Uploads to my YouTube Channel

Check out my most recent podcast. theastrofiend podcast: 

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVQvI_8DkoY

This was uploaded before 2019 and is a reflection and look back on 2018 and my hopes for 2019. I also talk about my thoughts on human nature, Natal Chart Jealousy, and much more.
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I also have 2 songs to close out 2018 and bring in 2019

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LPm2BE164M


Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYiVq1FEgSk


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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

theastrofiend STORYTIME: Creepy Sleep Paralysis Like experience!: A Halloween/ Scorpio Season StoryTime

I know it’s been a few months since I uploaded to my YouTube channel. I am sorry I am a very contemplative semi introvert, Pluto in the 4th House/ Scorpio IC person. Add my Scorpio moon, Sun/Mercury in the 8th House to the mix, and I am private AF. More on this later.

Today I want to bring you a creepy story time for Halloween, since today is Halloween. It’s also fucking Scorpio season, so shout to all the good evolved Scorpios. Check out my storytime, by clicking this link.

This story-time is about a creepy sleep paralysis like experience. This experience is not recent. The creepy paralysis experience happened a few years ago during the winter/early spring a few months after my epic Paris/Europe Travel experience. 

To put the story into context and to frame the story, this all started a few years ago when I went to the catacombs in Paris, France by myself on Halloween. #fearless. If you don’t know what the Paris catacombs are. The Paris catacombs is an ancient underground cemetery/tunnel where there are miles of walls of human skulls and bones. It holds the remains of more than 6 million people. Below are the actual photos I took from my Halloween Paris Catacombs experience:


Anyway it was an interesting experience. It was cool, dimly lit space. I wasn’t afraid. To be honest in hindsight I was being ratchet and disrespectful to the dead, I was taking selfies with the skull and touching it and shit pretending it was my friend. 

After that experience, it was either the same night or a few days after I don’t remember but my laptop stopped working. Regardless nothing serious happened until I got back home to America a couple of months later. I started to experience weird shit, not creepy shit but weird shit. I started to experience a sucking feeling in the Back of Head. It's a tingling, suction, pulsating sensation in the back of my head like someone is massaging/sucking my head. It doesn't hurt and it goes away after a while. For a solid period of 2 years I used to get that frequently and at night. I haven’t had that experience in months. 

Not only that but just other weird coincidental experiences that were weird. Example: One weird experience was one time I was googling a question and pulled up a Yahoo answers page. The person who was asking the question had the same first and middle name like me. Weird shit like that. 

In my entire life I’ve only had like 4 sleep paralysis experiences, the first one happening when I was in middle school. The first sleep paralysis experience I had ever I thought aliens were behind my door messing with me. I was afraid for a little bit, but it wasn’t that scary compared to one I am speaking of now. 


Note shortly before this creepy weird sleep paralysis like experience I did had another weird experience, where I woke up and I saw a faceless shadow creature/figure on the curtain of my window. I wasn't afraid, I just felt it was watching me. This isn't the first time that I saw shadowy figures on curtains/windows, I saw shadowy figures on curtains/windows once or twice before when I was child. Whatever the case this hadn’t happened since I was a child. With all these experiences I wasn’t afraid, just weirded out. 

Now let's get into the main story. It happened a few years so the details are murky and not as vivid anymore. To be honest I remember more of what I felt and my emotions/feelings than the details. 

This particular creepy weird sleep paralysis like experience, it was super weird and scary. I suddenly woke up (in the middle of the night) and I felt like I wasn't alone, like something was in the room with me. I sat up to collect myself and then I laid back down to try to go back to sleep when suddenly I physically felt this entity go inside me. It was so weird, I couldn't move and started to experience sleep paralysis after that. 

I couldn't move, it was like sleep paralysis, but I didn't just suddenly awaken, I was already awake for like a 1 minute before this thing went inside of me. 

I couldn't talk/scream so in my mind, I told this thing to get out of me. I was like get the fuck out of me. Leave me alone. I was fighting, and this went on for what felt like a couple of minutes. I pretty much had to mentally tell it to leave my body. I was like get the fuck out and bullied it out.  It seemed like it took forever for this thing to get out, but it eventually did. 

That experience shook me and it took me a while to get back to sleep. It only lasted like a minute; but I was shaken up/couldn't go back to sleep for a while. 

I do have a few theories about this:

Theory A: I brought something back from the catacombs. Entity, ghost, etc. 

I mean I was messing with the skulls and shit. The dead was probably mad and felt disrespected.

Theory B: I attract entities when I travel. With this theory I have to tell about another weird experience related to with traveling. 

A year after that creepy sleep paralysis like experience; I was traveling with my sister in a city I've never been to. After hours of exploring, we went to a hotel to use the bathroom. As we were leaving the hotel I suddenly felt this fear and dread just sweep through my body.  It only lasted for a few seconds, but I was #shooketh. Fun fact when I was a kid I was afraid of hotels, and in that experience it took me back to my childhood and that fear that I had.

Regardless moral of the story is if you visit the Paris catacombs don't fuck touch the skulls/bones and don't  take kissy face selfies with the skulls/bones. 

Does anyone have any experiences similar to this? What do you think happened? What are your theories?

I hope you enjoy, sorry for the loud fan noises, I had my fan next to me while I was recording.

Friday, October 12, 2018

theastrofiend Astrology: All About Mercury in Leo


Mercury acts like a conduit and bridge to your emotions (the moon) with your mind (mercury) and the rest of your natal chart and personality.

A quick basic breakdown of how each mercury element is:
An earth sign thinks and communicates practically and in an logical matter.
An air sign thinks and communicates intellectually and in a detached matter. 
A water sign thinks and communicates emotionally and in an emotionally instinctual matter.

A fire sign thinks and communicates passionately and in an impulsive matter.

Mercury is in Leo, so you communicate and think in a Fiery/Solarian way. Leo is a fixed fire sign ruled by the Sun. Here this Leo mercury communicates in a fiery, enthusiastic and dramatic way. 

The Leo mercury as a fixed fire sign is a strong and confident communicator. Leo mercury are direct (fire) and pointed (fixed) with their words and non-verbal language.

Non-verbally Leo mercury communicates using their bodies and faces. Eye-rolls, exaggerated sighs, pouting, and thunderous belly laughs to name a few non-verbal communication tactics.


Downsides to Mercury in Leo

As a fixed mercury are deliberate communicators that maintain and steady conversations. This means that no matter if you are an emotional/psychic communicators (water Mercuries), passionate/impulsive communicators (the other fire Mercuries), careful/rational communicators (earth Mercuries), or out of the box/logical communicators (air Mercuries), a fixed Mercuries will reel it in and keep the conversation focused and steady.

The Leo mercury as a fixed fire sign is quite passionate in speech (fire) that can give away to a self­ centered, stubborn (fixed), and boastful communicator who can be overly sensitive when they feel their opinions and ego is being questioned, attacked or taken for granted.

Leo Mercury can get carried away and control the conversation and not let anyone speak. This is not something they do on purpose (unless it's an argument), it's just apart of their nature. Leo Mercuries love talking, especially about themselves so if you are expecting a deep, emotional, spiritual, philosophical, and life-changing conversation that is few and far in between. Leo though capable of depth usually don't go there and prefer to keep conversations light and fun.

Mercury in Leo natives are nice, friendly and genuinely like everyone so there is an expectation for people to automatically like them and agree with what they are saying. If not the Leo mercury can and will take it personally. As a fixed mercury Leo mercury natives are stubborn and can take a long time to change their opinions and get over a hurt or slight.


Upsides to Mercury in Leo

Mercury in Leo natives have a passionate way of speaking that has a flair for exaggeration and theatrics. A Leo mercury's colorful mind expressed itself with stagy, visual, and highly creative words and non-verbal cues.

A Leo mercury lives to make people laugh and smile and show off their sense of humor and jovial nature.

Leo Mercury communicates filled with warmth, confidence and cheerfulness that can lighten up everyone's day. Overall Mercury in Leo communication style is one of verbal creativity. 

I hope you enjoy my non-ratchet post!